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all of teh ponies aer now ants btu cant tell u why so raed teh sotyry
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Image: http://i.imgur.com/aWvqd.pngNot sure if trolling or actually stupid..
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I just wonder how this got past the confirmation stage to be posted. Perhaps it's a really deep, truly brilliant deconstruction of high-minded fanfiction ideas being put through the woodchipper by hasty execution and talentless, inept writers, or possibly it's an on-site experiment to see what kind of crap they can get posted. Or maybe it's just a really stupid trolling attempt by an even more moronic writer.
Who knows, but I'm sort of expecting to see it in the feature box before long. 
Edit: Also, screw the writer for defacing Leslie Nielsen.
.....Fuck did i just read?
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W-what? Something can't be right.
Image: http://i.imgur.com/rCfJr.jpgThere are many ways where that would be possible that I don't want to venture into.
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You know...I have no idea if this guy's some kind of troll...or if he's legitimately illiterate. Spelling should be a prerequisite for writing stuff.
Also...remember when good stories appeared in the feature bar? You know, the stories that were actually well put together? Yeah. Those were the days. If this keeps up, people are just going to start ignoring the feature box completely. This will translate into decent fics not getting the coverage they deserve, et cetera, et cetera.
>>250426 All I know is that, shall we say, less deserving stories are the ones that tend to be featured an inordinate amount of the time. I wish I knew the specifics, so I could formulate a more useful complaint against it. I would think though that it's some kind of automated process that takes into account, as you said, number of ratings over time, and probably also comments over time. Which most likely means we're doing ourselves a disservice by discussing this topic here.
Come to think of it, that could very well be the while point of this "story"...
I WANT MOAR!!!!!!1!!!
This is truly a master piece for this generation that rivals the writing staff of the show itself. Its obvious that them being ants is a visual metaphor for ones feeling of insignificance, and compared too a great ruler like Celestia, all one would ever be, an ant.
You match the characters perfectly, specifying that Rainbow Dash does indeed live in, her own house, and not Twilight. And the way you described Twilight and her being purple (no doubt a metaphor for her being in love with Rainbow Dash that i'm sure you'll no doubt exploit later).
And of course, who could forget that ending, that cliffhanger making the reader ask for more " They wer all very small now and mgiht ge squish by spkie so they had to be cefarful." Again, it ever being obvious that this is significant, because spike being a Dragon, will one day grow up, and will no doubt be a life altering Journey for all who are involved.
I give this story 5 stars.
This. This is how not to write a troll fic.
Most of the time it can be halfway enjoyable because the writer either parodies common fandom clichés or comes up with genuinely amusing scenarios (Like "No John, you are the Demons" or "I hath Telekinesis")
But this... this is just a mixture of bad grammar and poor spelling. Try harder next time, sir: try harder.
Tell me about it!
No, it didn't used to happen all the time. Stories of actual quality used to get featured, not things like this. Now, you can debate all day long whether a story is good or not, but ultimately, stories that were featured were the creme de la creme. They also stayed in the rotation longer, allowing them to get the coverage they deserved (also because only good stories got there, so therefore it changed slower because not that many good ones are posted.)
My Lord, this piece of literature will go down in history as a classic. I am honored to have read it so shortly after its publicaton. Your writing style was at first a tad too descriptive however.
I must admit, that I was shocked at the spot on representation of Applejack and her dialect. And, good sr, your character description of Rarity was gorgeous. I've never seen adjectives used so magnificantly before.
Tears welled in my eyes, laughs left my mouth, and my heart glowed for the characters in what is most certainly their greatest adventure yet. 
ps- This was so stupid I loved it. 
Y'know, usually even in the face of terrible blatant trollfics, I can manage to keep a straight face and provide constructive criticism. I make it a point not to be that guy who just laughs, posts a "clever" comment and/or reaction image, and ultimately provides nothing of value to help the author.
Well, I'm in a shitty mood today, so dicks to that. What the actual tapdancing christfuck did I just read? It's like the author had an idea for a trollfic, but had no fucking concept of what a trollfic is supposed to look like, choosing instead to just throw things at his keyboard and whatever came up on screen was good enough.
I don't know what terrifies me more - knowing that my own species is capable of producing offspring this dumb or the realization that this pile of rotting asses actually got approved by someone.
Seriously, what the dick?
- Neth
Pardon me as I go and gouge out my eyes. Wait, no. If I do that then I won't be able to write Traveler any more... I need to read something to get this affront to good writers out of my head. Where is the nearest book? Ah here is one... NO, the Twilight series! 
Oh well, at least it is better than this... but only by a little.
This is not your calling in life, I am sorry. Try something else my friend. Something that doesn’t require you to think. 
But if you are trolling, then I say this... WHAT THE FUCK!!! 
I am probably just waisting my time posting this, oh well.
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>>250658 Both your avatar and that thing you just put on your comment creep me the fuck out.
p.s. I was going to read this. I thought "ants that sounds like a fun idea", but now seeing your reactions I now think that this will probably be a rather large petrified pile of dog shit which has been roasting in the grass at Crescent Park in (ramble alert) Littlefield, Texas, during mid-summer.
Eh. I don't really have anything against 'so bad they're good' fics (there needs to be a better name for them than 'trollfics'), but this particular one is a fairly uninspired example of the form. Clearly a blatant attempt to cash in on the genius of 'Spiderses'.
Pretty sure "Featured" is automatic, based solely on ratings and comments (but not views)
So yes, you can write a horrible 300-word "fic" and it will get featured after getting tons of negative comments and thumb-downs.
How'd this even get past moderation, anyways?
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