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  • T King of Diamonds

    Book 2 of The Ambassador's Son
    209,759 words · 5,394 views  ·  647  ·  20
  • T The Ambassador's Son

    A colt loses his family, Celestia deems his best hope lies not with ponies, but a dragon.
    85,462 words · 11,657 views  ·  961  ·  35
  • T Dexterity

    Spike the dragon, now an anatomical forensics expert, comes back to visit Ponyville, and discovers Rarity is in need of help with a troublesome client. The gentle dragon-shaped pony is only too pleased to assist.
    3,013 words · 1,493 views  ·  152  ·  5
  • E Friendship is Optimal - Firewall

    Sometimes the land of Equestria, under Celest-AI, needs to be protected. Pity they got me. Now, if only I can figure out these pony boots and this headset...
    39,559 words · 1,644 views  ·  155  ·  6
  • E The Midnight Run

    Some say Earth ponies have no magic... but that isn't true. They are the secret custodians of nature
    3,150 words · 3,038 views  ·  233  ·  15
  • E Friendship is Optimal - Yggdrasil

    When you're an immortal alicorn, you need hobbies. When you're an immortal Archon alicorn, your hobbies are worlds.
    1,439 words · 1,690 views  ·  110  ·  5
  • E Nightfall at Sweet Apple Acres

    Morning turns to day, turns to night. The sun sets on us all, even the Elements of Harmony.
    20,598 words · 3,565 views  ·  164  ·  10
  • E Midnight Run - A Carpet of Stars

    Twilight is an Alicorn, and can no longer partake in the Midnight Run. But that does not mean an end to her mystical journeys.
    3,564 words · 861 views  ·  102  ·  6

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  • Wednesday
    out and about, the 'oh shit son' update (take 2!)

    Why the hell are you reading this? Why aren't you reading Out and About in the Equestrian Kingdom? Chapter 10 in particular?

    Yeah, that's right. Come back here and discuss after. Bring your friends*

    EDIT: and lo, he said to me, "it is done".

    I just published the last chapter and the epilogue, and marked it complete. Enjoy!

    *you know, a really, really good present would be to see updating this story, finishing it in fact, getting me to 1000 followers. I'd, like, have to buy a cake and shit.

    6 comments · 53 views
  • Sunday
    November blues, and the 991 reasons not to have them

    I'm alive, and I'm relatively hale and hearty. I've also been incredibly busy... writing the last chapter(s) of out and about.

    Imagine my surprise when, as I finished up chapter 10, I found fimfic of the opinion that it was over 12k words long. Imagine my surprise, also, when I discovered that I'm nearly at a kilopone of followers? I'm humbled and honoured, and wondering if a) I'll actually hit or even break 1000, and whether I'll manage to get there before or after I post the cleaned up final chapters.

    All I've got left is the epilogue. It's so close I can taste it. And after that, I'm going to be writing the final chapters of king of diamonds. At 50k words until it's finished, though, that one's going to be taking a while.

    It's been a weird year for me, over all. Just about a year and a month ago, I was let go from my old work. It still stings that I gave 13 years of my life to a company I respected, only to be buttfucked by a bunch of indians in a false-flag operation seemingly designed to fire as many people as possible, as quickly and as cheaply as possible.

    I'm most of my way towards my new occupation - maybe, at least - so I do have a destination in mind... I'm just not sure if I want to get there or not.

    Thanks for sticking with me, I know this is taking longer than you might expect or hope, but I am getting there.

    Also, if anybody wants to help edit the last three chapters of out and about, send me a pm, I'll give you the link.

    Middy out.

    8 comments · 71 views
  • 8w, 2d
    September (cough) state of (hack) the (urgh, snot, splort, groan) writer

    I've been sick for the last three weeks. Frelling magnificent.

    6 comments · 149 views
  • 11w, 2d
    that third thing: c25k

    Told you I was scatterbrained... I finally remembered what that third thing was that I've been doing. It's called 'c25k'.

    C25K stands for 'couch to 5k', as in 'couch potato to 5 kilometer runner'. It's supposed to lead you from being a fat slob sitting in front of the television to be able to run for 30 minutes - or roughly five kilometers - in about nine weeks.

    I've just started week 3, but I've been doing this for about five weeks... blame school holidays ending, trips to Estonia and some really shitty weather for making me repeat (not abandon or postpone) weeks 1 and 2. I have to say though, I think it works. It's scary when you start a new week, and the first attempt at each new week is always worse than the one before it... but I'm doing okay. I'm running the distance.

    If you've ever wanted to get into shape, but just don't know how, then this is the easiest, cheapest way to get into shape I've found yet: all you need is an mp3 player and a pair of sneakers. And clothes - most people look at you oddly if you're not dressed.

    Follow this link and download the podcasts, do what the nice lady says and you'll be on your way in no time.

    6 comments · 86 views
  • 11w, 3d
    Oh mah gawd, it's alive! It's ALLIIVVEEE! (muahahaaa)

    Yah yah, I know: long time no see.

    Well, I thought I should kind of fix that. 'Kind of' because I'm kind of scatterbrained at the moment, don't really have the time to dedicate to a proper entry and a third reason which totally helps explain things. I have been busy in life. The good sort of busy, I guess, which leads to not much writing but doesn't lead to horrible depression and ennui. I've not really had much time to interact here, so... I'm alive. And writing - slowly.

    When it comes out, out and about chapter 10 will be the last. I hope it's as awesome as it is in my head...

    And when it comes out, king of diamonds chapter 28 won't be the last... but it will also be awesome.

    Promises, promises, I know, but almost one thousand people can't be that wrong, can they? Yes, that's right, almost a thousand people think I'm kinda awesome! I'm shocked. I'm also hoping that it's a modicum of talent and not merely having been here forever.

    So what have I been doing when not-writing? We-eelll... I've been coding. It might be going somewhere. And once I finish (actually, once it's 'good enough') then I might use what I've learned on something else. Something writing-y related.

    Stay tuned.

    So, what've you all been up to?

    10 comments · 114 views
  • ...

Scootaloo is a small pegasus with big dreams, one of those dreams is to be even more famous than her idol, Rainbow Dash. To get there, though, she needs to do a bit of growing, and first of all she needs to learn how to fly. A new invention from her friend Doctor Whooves may get her there in no time at all, literally before she knows it.

Cover image from Snapai!

First Published
22nd Feb 2012
Last Modified
22nd Feb 2012
#1 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

That picture alone is just pure win.

#2 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh god so many horrible puns...and I haven't even started reading. :heart:

#3 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Poor Scootaloo, though yay for cutie marks! Wonder what hers will be?

#4 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Scoots' cutie mark possibilities:

A Flank Capacitor

A Chicken Sandwich

ZALGO! (Because everything is better with HE WHO HIDES BEHIND THE WALL, right?)

#5 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Scootaboom......yes :scootangel:

#6 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

This? Is awesome. Well done, sir or madam.:moustache:

#7 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

How much dorfbucks do I need to pay you, and how do I mail them to you?

#9 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Tracking with the power of a 100  Mr. Fusion.

#10 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Wow if scootaloo needs to push her scooter at 88 mph I need to see how she does it

#11 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Quite possibly one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard of. Well played.

#12 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

>>246954 Nonononono "Scoots" :pinkiehappy:

I'll come back and read this in a little bit. Just need to get my updates out of the way :pinkiehappy:


#13 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

hmmm not a fan of this but very good idea and I just absolutely LOVE the picture did you perhaps make that yourself:pinkiegasp:

#14 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Quote - a muzzle peered bleerilly around the corner at the retreating filly. - End Quote

Just saying, blearily is correct.

#15 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Fuck, I was going to write a story involving Scoots with this very title:pinkiesad2:

#16 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

>Traveling back in time without a destination date

Well she's done for.

#17 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

I will read this so hard...

#18 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·


#19 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

This is heavy.

#20 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Midnight what have you doooooooooone

#21 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

LMFAO epic pic

#22 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·


Ack, I'm such a bad proof-reader of my own work. Strangely enough, google docs didn't catch that until I corrected it, then I corrected it back, and then it informed me that the firstly-corrected version was correct. :trollestia:

#23 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

the title makes you wonder- is it mean back or fuck to the future xD

#24 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·


Mind out of the gutter! Obviously it's a chicken speeding throu- *bricked*

#25 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Read it. Loved it. Moar! :scootangel:

#26 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

What ever this turns out to be, this I want to see.

Zecora rhymes are funny, isn't that right.... bunny?

Okay, I'm spent, or am I bent?

Please right some more, or it'll be a chore.

#27 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

>>247097There's that word again. Heavy. Why are things so heavy in the furture, is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?:rainbowhuh:

#28 · 144w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Buck to the future?! someone stole my idea of crossing back to the future!!!:twilightangry2: well i might as well give it a read.

hm... better cover picture

hm... better title/chapter title

hm... better use of characters than mine

hm... written far better than mine in all possible ways


*sigh*... you sir, have surpassed my personal quality of writing and thus i render my crossover to be undersering of the crossover. I shall alert my own trackers that this is far better! :pinkiehappy:

#29 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

This is intresting. Let's see when this is going. :pinkiehappy:

#30 · 144w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Scootalo on a hover scooter anypony?

#31 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

request 'thaumawatts' be replaced with 'jigathaums'

also, it's 'discreetly', not 'discretely'

#32 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·


I was wondering whether anyone would call me on thaumawatts. Sticking to the movie - somewhat - would be a nicer touch, but a thaumawatt isn't all that big an amount of magic.

Also, nice catch on the discretely!

#33 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Tracking. Will read after "Elements of Discord" updates. *Hint hint, nudge nudge* :twilightsmile:

#34 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Well, that was interesting.  This story has somehow added a bit to my sanity......  How is that possible?  I must fix this mind error quickly..... But before I do that I must say that I loved this chapter and I'm looking forward to reading the following chapters.

Well with that all typed only one thing left to do:  MUFFIN BUTTON!:derpytongue2:

#35 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Great Scoot!

Yup, tracking this.

#36 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Splendid, my good lad! The combination of Dr Who and Back To The future is brilliant!

So now Scoots went back in time, carrying a sonic screwdriver? Sounds awesome :derpytongue2:

#37 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

is this king of moisture??

#38 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

How come Scootaloo is associated with time travel so much?

#39 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

Just watch, the cutie mark is time travel-themed.

#40 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

There goes history.

Or, alternatively, there goes the future.

Possibly both.

#41 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

>>248119 I would guess some kind of memetic combination of "Great Scoot!" and how she's unable to fly in the third dimension?

#42 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

You are now the official god of writing.

#43 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

"It curved up at the end, a graceful lift that flung the trolley and the filly skywards. One of them was screaming." dear god how fast was Scootaloo going that she made the trolley scream in terror?

#44 · 144w, 1d ago · · ·

This was very funny.

#45 · 144w, 18h ago · · ·


I laughed a bit too hard at that.

All in all, this is an awesome story. You've gone and made it your own, out of three different series'. It's some kind of hybrid chimera of a story.

#46 · 144w, 17h ago · · ·


Oh lawdy, I hadn't even thought of it that way! That's now my head-canon!


Hee! I'm kinda having fun with it. I did not want to do a copy/paste of BTTF with ponies, so I'm doing something a little different...

#47 · 144w, 15h ago · · ·

Greatly done, definitely going to follow. Thank you for ponyfiyng my favourite film, friend! :twilightsmile:

#48 · 144w, 15h ago · · ·

Can't tell if I'm pissed off because you beat me to the punch by writing Buck to the Future or happy because it's so great. I was gonna have Scoot as the main character and Doctor Whooves as the Doc. Even the chicken reference I was going to put in you already have! You're awesome! But now I'm not sure if I should just can the story, seeing as it was my first attempt at writing a crossover...for anything.

#49 · 144w, 14h ago · · ·


I'm sorry! :applecry: I've had this rattling around in my brain for a while, and I finally got a chance to write it out and tweak it to be hopefully worthy... I hope you enjoy it anyhoof! :heart:

#50 · 144w, 14h ago · · ·

Man, I LOVE the Back to the future movies. I wonder which one you're going to adapt for this tale ?  :pinkiehappy:

Especially if the lead is Scootaloo, time for some good laughs. :scootangel:

Please do keep up the good work upon such a great tale like this one.

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