Twilight Sparkle has been on Earth, and human, for over two weeks. It wasn’t planned, but the human girl that she stays with is at least very helpful. Helpful enough even, that when Twilight mistakenly stumbled upon a certain human passed time, she gingerly explained everything there was to it. It hadn't gone tragically well...but Twilight now understood what it was humans found so fascinating about pornography at least. Now, she also wants to do something about it, but what? And can anyone talk her out of assaulting the internet single-handedly?
This ‘one-shot’ story is the direct sequel to Twilight Watches a Porno and is an offshoot of the story, ‘A Twilight Landing’. It's a fair bit sillier in tone and takes place thirteen days into the story, just after chapter fifteen. If you read this story by itself, the jokes will still make sense. This may also be considered canon.
Cover art is by megasweet.
Co-writen with my friend by the name, Alex Nuage.
Would it be a shameless self bump to thumbs up this?
You are incorrigible and I love you for it.
Oh no... OH NO! SHE BROKE IT! SHE BROKE THE INTERNET!!!!
This also goes with what I said previously
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Few issues.
One: did Twi just call Spike her pet?
Two: I find it odd Twi would be so upset about porn of herself that she knows from memory is not real. On the other hand, porn of her friends should make her furious.
Three: while I understand and appreciate clop for what it is and why it exists and only really am bothered by the OOC and hyper fetishism in most clop, and while I fully understand why you would not want to touch on this in the story, I can't help but feel something is lost when dealing with this subject in such a limited and overall innocent scope as was done here. I mean, was the worst thing she really found incest? That is quite distasteful, but physically just sex. I feel this scenario may have gone far differently with exposure to more extreme fetishes like foalcon, heavy bdsm, rape, etc. as well as grimdark gore (clop and not).
Twilight looked at the internet and the internet looked back.
I do feel sorry for Twilight at how she came across the pics in the first place. Though in a way I do think that Jo should have realized that she couldn't really keep Twi away from the net and should have prepared for just such an event, by ooohhh I don't know....maybe put on the safe search feature on her comp so that way it filtered out all the bad images. If anything I think that Jo and Alice should also probably take the time and Guide Twi through the net a bit. Really show her that the net isn't really all that bad and its just a tool that is used in more ways than one. (Yes I know, that's a set up for a joke.
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If anything Alice should show Twilight the really good pony-art that isn't Clop. Just saying.
This is awesome, period.
Wait... Did she just disconnect the house, or did she kill the internet?
Could've been better. Like another comment said, Alice could have shown Twilight non-porn images and maybe even shown her groups that were against the porn rather than simply justifying its existence.
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Perhaps a computer virus?
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Jo showed that to her in the main story already! Remember RR?
Twilight should hire Sam and Max: freelance police. They have a pretty good success rate when it comes to killing the internet.
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Hmm....I guess I missed that bit somehow. oh well
I'll be sure to keep and eye for that the next time I read through the story. 
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Heh, hey DPV, yes you're right, but the purpose of the story is comedy, not to touch on that stuff. I do want to write an all encompassing story, but I'm writing seven stories, and have started fifteen in this year alone, both made by me and with others. I do this for free, I do this fun, and I gotta pick the things that'll help me keep going.
I agree with you though, wholeheartedly, I wish I was good enough to go that far.
Nice Scrubs reference.
Love it.
"Dear Internet,"
Yes. Just yes.
Oh, Twilight. I feel so sorry for you.
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She used her powers on the internet, unnoticed creating a magical virus programmed to destroy human porn by eliminating the source (humans), which will culminate in the birth of Skynet.
I for one, thought this was fairly enjoyable. Imagine seeing detailed images of you having intercourse with your parents, disturbing.
So she knows about 4chan, but incest was the worst thing she found on it?
No. That isn't how it works. Hell, a tame site like Derpibooru has a couple of fetishes that would put Twilight into a fucking coma if she saw them.
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And calling Spike her pet?
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Take that up with Alex, his idea.
But there is I reason this fic is separate from the others. It's more or less kept sober enough to fit with them, but there are some silly/meta things that are a little iffy we leave in for the sake of comedy. If nothing else just think that Twi' slipped there.
Darnit Jo, you can't just stop a good musical number like that! That's how you break the internet!
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If that was intentional then my opinion of this just went through the floor straight to hell.
There's dumb in joke reference to EG humanized Twi and then there's just no.
now I want to read a threequel because I'm wondering what twilight did to the internet now...
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Ahah, well, I apologize sincerely then dpv, it's all just in good fun though. Us soldiers and frat boys love our thinly veiled, blunt humor.
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It will be answered briefly in the main story.
I try my best to avoid loose ends.
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That's only an excuse when it's both funny and reasonable for the tone, setting, and character. Like the one sided sexual interest and casual animosity between Twi and Dash in this one fic I read. It was ooc but the whole fic was toned in a way that it fit with the "random weird day" theme, if not the credible. Here it's outta nowhere and better suited for Friendship is Witchcraft's interpretation.
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True true and true. :x
Shouldn't that be Deviantart?
Should be "pastime" not "passed time"
I completely lost my shit three times. First the lawyer. Then the letter. Then Twilight managing to almost perfectly accompany a rendition of "The Internet is for Porn" without having any idea what she was doing.
*Hugs Twilight* I'm so sorry you had to see that stuff, Twily. We humans seem to have a disturbing knack for taking beautiful things and making them twisted.
For the record, Twilight, I'm not a fan of TwiDash either. Dash is a good pony at heart, but she's not a suitable romantic interest for you. I STILL don't get the obsession with that pairing.
It could have been worse, though, you could have discovered Twilight x Trixie shipping, now THAT would have been traumatizing...Twilight? TWILIGHT! COME AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
If it helps, Twilight, only around 10% of the Internet is porn (or so I heard from the semi-reliable source that is Stephen Fry).
To all cloppers
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Bwaah, love your name brother, hah.
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Have a muffin!
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3046755 I love that part too
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I think it would--for a large part--depend on Twilight's cultural taboos, and whether or not she'd had any exposure to any of this material ever.
Imagine how this scene would go down on Earth: You get up in the morning and have breakfast with your parents. All three of you are completely nude. They leave for work; you hug both your mother and father. Then you go to the living room, where your brother and his fiancee-to-be are sitting around, also completely naked, and they take you to the park where you play on the swingset and dance while still being completely naked. For a social gathering, you can hang out at the spa with your naked friends and your naked adopted little brother and the naked spa employees.
There are some people who wouldn't find that odd at all, but for most of us, the whole thing would be one big awkward moment. Obviously, Twilight (and most of the other ponies) have no issue with nudity, but it could be a huge cultural taboo to even think of incest. Or a depiction of the act of sex. Culturally, maybe the act of sex is shameful for them--a necessary evil to get foals, only done once a year.
So in a totally unrelated to "the internet has sex on it" note . . . I just now noticed that Twilight is mouthwriting. That's a beautiful detail to have put in, and one that I don't think I've ever seen in a pony-turns-into-a-human fic before.
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In the main story she wrote one letter, but with the pen in her fist rather than her mouth or a normal grip. Since then she's used mouth writing, which she still feels more comfortable using. ^^ I also have her consistently call the keyboard a buttonboard, because I thought it was adorkable.
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I caught that, too. It is absolutely adorkable.
Oh, and congrats on the feature box!
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Bro, I was not saying that incest was not bad enough for Twi to react like she did. I was saying that there is no way incest was the worst thing Twi found when there are nearly 500 explicit grimdark pics and over 600 explicit rape pics and 2500+ explicit foalcon pics on derpibooru now, and this story takes place like a decade from now. (There are around 800 explicit incest pics, for comparison.)
Da!
So they can (presumably) see that she's hurt by what she's seen, but instead of explaining why her plan isn't feasible, they mock her. Uh-huh.
Smart Twilight... Attack the satilight and make it harder for them to fix! And make it almost untraceable, because everyone accesses it! Mwahahahaha!