It's funny how the simplest things can change your life, whether for good or for ill. While on a simple recon mission, a malfunction in flight causes Colton Miller, First Lietenent of the USAF, to shatter the sound barrier and end up in a magical land of ponies and other strange things with no memory of how he got there or who he used to be. He only remembers three things; his name, his rank and position, and where he comes from.
Fortunately, Rainbow Dash manages to find him and befriend the stranger to Equestria. While at odds over strange things like who's the fastest or strongest (actually, not that odd for Dashie.) they soon become fast friends. But despite this, Colton is determined to get home, and Rainbow Dash is more than willing to help.
It looks like they're going to need a little... Equestrian Aviation!
*BOOM*
Ahhhhhh!
What in tarnation?!
Dude! What the heck?!
Sorry girls, I had to blow up the library for something!
EVERY. FUCKING. THING I HATE.
3026031 Why would you even click on a story you hate? What purpose could that possibly serve? Unless you're one of those ponies who sees it as their mission to downvote every story they dislike so nothing that doesn't meet their fancy never sees the light of the front page I'm drawin a blank here.
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Hey, If I say something, I say it for a reason. Take a look at my profile page, it'll explain things.
3029379 Gotta say, gave me a quick laugh.
Cut me a little slack, I'm working out the kinks in this one. A LOT is going to be explained as the story progresses, yes even how he got there and how he ended up a pony. (no, not a fucking portal, I'm tired of those, too.)
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Uh, whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
3085490 Heh, glad someone likes it.
"Oh fuck me..." He cursed as he fainted, and hit the ground hard.
"Dude, we just met." Rainbow Dash stated bluntly.
OMG!! I died laughing
love this story please continue
Nearly forgot about this fic... Don't forget to finish the other one with Applejack! :D
Update!! Love it so far!