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Scooter


My name is John and I am a writer living in Boston. I was gone, but I am back now. I hope you will take a chance with my stories. They may get better, maybe not, though. Thank you.

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The usual preparations before the mares of Ponyville go into heat are missed as a synchronized estrus comes far too early for the liking of Big Macintosh and company. Now, they must survive the heat un-baby daddied.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 45 )

hilarious...first.

All stallions should report too the nearest safe houses! This just calls for shenanigans.:eeyup:

:trollestia: Time for Snoo snoo everypony!

We're in for an adventure.

Operation: Stallion Rescue is a go.:eeyup:

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
BIG MACINTOSH FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
I can't wait for the next chapter^^
Prediction for final battle: All of the stallions are in the library but are discovered by the mares, resulting in an all out siege against their last stronghold

Randevou made. Now too get back.:eeyup: This is so darn hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

I'm wondering what faction Fluttershy is hiding in...or if she's even there at all

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All in good time, my friend

Things are about to take a summer road trip to hell.

Knowing Big Mac and how obvious that both Soarin' and Thunderlane are going to tell what happened. I'm sure Big Mac is on his way to get his cousin and somehow survive day 4 with the whole group... wait, doesn't Filthy Rich fit in this story? I mean, he lives in Ponyville.

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Please refer to my previous comment for any clarification


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Scene breaks could use a line or something. Also, check that size tag.
I guess I'll start a betting pool on who's unconscious next time.

Scene breaks! Scene breaks!

Other than that... good to see that Spike knew what he is doing.

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For you, my friend
there will be scene breaks

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR WRITING STYLE!!!!

:facehoof:
wow, two groups and now it's gone near to heck with Mac's team going out and Caramel's team going into the next territory.

Daw - Spike really trusts Mac! Macintosh; Big Brother to all those who would wish for one. Also - No Man Left Behind!

Now Caramel is becoming creepy... also... when did Breaburn meet Caramel anyway?

He must be wearing a tin foil hat tune to classic hits stations!

God damn, I love this story^^

Spike will get help, he sent himself to the princess. Unless she is in heat too in which case he is screwed.

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......I don't know what happened.....

I hope that you feel better.:pinkiesick:

This is so funny:rainbowlaugh:

That's cool^^
But I do have one question.
Why?

i love how braeburn turns all religious because of what is going on, though that would possibly be an actual plausible reaction to all of that madness.

I don't think I like it how you made Hooves lose. Sure, he was a bit stern, but the only way a happy ending is... wait, maybe I'm okay with this? No, no, I wish you hadn't made Hooves get raped, although there might not have been any other way.

Fic dead?

I came back...

Always waiting for an update.

:ajbemused: ... Damnit! Why is there no squinty eyed emoticon here?! Ehh, just imagine AJ is squinting suspiciously.

I am so sorry that it has been over A YEAR since my last update.

It... hasn't. It has been exactly a year to the day... 29th Aug 2013 to 29th Aug 2014... suspiciously exact....
:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:
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*reads rest of the text*
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Oh, on an unrelated note... they made a rule against non-story chapters like this while you were gone. Being gone you wouldn't have been able to see that announcement.:moustache:

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did not know that, thanks! and yes, they finished the probing a while ago, but we started talking and we just lost track of time.
Also, did not notice it was exactly a year. That is pretty freaking weird..

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hope everything seems to be in order now :pinkiehappy:

4921592 Ehh, first comment is telling you about the change and pointing out the you couldn't have known so they should let it slid. It only has intermittent enforcement anyway. Have you seen the Tag-a-story-in-a-blog-post-to-notify-the-readers feature yet? OH! And they also turned off group notifications... OHOHOH! No copyrighted song lyrics in stories or linking to anything NSFW. That should be all the big changes.

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Glad I didn't miss too much
Thanks for the update!

Comment posted by Glowing Ember deleted Aug 29th, 2014

A stallion walks inta a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?” the stallion says, “the economy is rotten”! Golly, I sure do crack mah self up some times.

i had only one thought at the moment: what?
it's not comedy gold, it's a decaying shiny tree sap covered rotten mango too disgusting even for a fly that someone threw into the trash, hoping to never see it again, yeah it's that detailed.

Meanwhile back on planet Earth some guys wish their deaths would be by snu snu.

soooo no more? no? k then.

This is fucking funny

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