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Shadowbot739


"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy

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I had it all, money, a girlfriend, and a sweet hot rod. Yet on one random day, a dragon flew over our volcano and it started to get all active. Through and through, my life was turned upside down and I now have to fight for a living. Of course I would invent things to either kill easier, or get money to get gear to be able to kill easier. I decided to invent something so awesome and clearly never tried before, so I can get rich and never have to worry about burning or blowing up things to make a living. Don't think I'll stop burning things or blowing things up, that'll be a hobby after I get rich.

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Yeah! Go Princess Celestia! Defeat that Goblin scum for the Alliance! :pinkiehappy:

Lol. He starts a fire, then he puts it out. Sounds like Pinkie Pie. :pinkiecrazy:

3277998 Well he is insane. I mean who talks to a corpse and justifies it as not being crazy? Or is an undead? Who knows? Not even I do.

I'm an alien paladin and I don't judge undead at all. I just show them the light.

I'm probably going to sound like an idiot right now, but, what's this a crossover with?

4080276 World of Warcraft. I'll admit it is not that obvious since goblins exist in many other sorts of media beyond that game and that is the most glaring point I have that relates to it.

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