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Rarity isn't perfect. So one morning when bogged down with far too many projects, she forgets to feed Opalescence. Rarity also seems to have forgotten the golden rule of cat ownership: if you value your life, always feed them on time.
A birthday present for Tittysparkles.
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Cats are mean, get a dog.
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^ this
Guess that damn cat gets to starve.
Glorious, 10/10 must feature.
I wonder if Rarity knows the OTHER golden rule of cat ownership.
Regularly change the litter or they use your bed as their shitter.
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Butt I wanted a kitty...
Only you, Regi.
Only you.
~Skeeter The Lurker
My cat eats paper. So at the beginning of every school year I let him take a bite out of my homework.
2966208 Smart man
...what? xD
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d@m tru
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This.
As always, amazing.
this is another reason why I fucking hate cats.
I'm glad the cats leeching off my money outside haven't done anything worse.
Wait, they had kittens?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- aww, they're so adorable!
>cat
y u no doge?
...uh...yeah...that was a rather..."interesting" story.
...now, where did I put the brain bleach.
Well... I actually have nothing to say about this. I'll just leave an upvote and be done with it.
-SoI
2966385 A most accurate response to my writing.
This must be continued. Opal becomes the Butcher of Carousel Boutique, consuming the flesh of innocent ponies to feed her wrath.
2966399 Oh my.
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2966407 This is madness in it's purest form.
Regi, you are probably the only user on this site that can get away with crap like this and still deserve a thumbs-up.
This is some Brain Dead 13 stuff going on around here.
2966621 oh shit you're alive
This doesn't really seem that realistic to me. Rarity'd never let me make her lunch...
--Sweetie Belle
2966783 she was overtired, stressed out, and hungry. Give her a break.
What? Kill rarity over cat food? But instead kill sweetie bell, spike, and fluttershy? Now why would a cat do such a thing?
2966728 I dare say a few of us wil have something to say about that. Now go kick some ass!
2966920 Trust me bro, cats are evil. Cats are nature's middle finger. And this is coming from a cat person.
I have eight cats... I KNOW DAMN WELL what they will do to me if I dont feed them :p
Where did Applejack get a bucket of sulphiric acid, and how did Opal manage to get it? Poor Fluttershy.
2967121 Sometimes, farm ponies need to dissolve dead
trespassersanimals.2966814
Yeah, but after the time I set the boutique on fire, and all those firefighters had to come by and put it out, I'd think she'd remember. She kept inviting them over for days afterwards to thank them...
--Sweetie Belle
2967150 I'm just gonna wander over here and take turns laughing and sobbing.
At first I read this for teh lulz, but didn't read the author's name. I was only moderately confused until the police scene, in which then I was baffled. Then I read Regidar, and all was made clear. (True story)
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P.S. my 6 cats are highly unusual. They are the opposite of the cat stereotype and are actually more friendly than my dog. Which is why I like cats
2967379 You crazy crazy man. Truly you are blessed to have such animals.
I have a cat.
The place is now covered in vomit.
Oh Opal... What are we gonna do with you?
But in all seriousness I am never gonna get a cat, NEVER
2967003 well, than I am natures d*ck as I will never hate my cats. Yes I'm a cat person, as I've raised my cats.
Oh yes, this pleasing me very much so!
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Yep, hate cats, love dogs.
This is why cats suck. I would rather have winnona as a pet then any other pet(winnona's the not so bright but loyal one, which I love). I tolerate cats, I meanit's not like I throw a rock at them every time I see them(unless it was opal), but I just... don't want one.
Maybe I'll make an exception for maine coons. They can be awesome little guys.
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Wtf did I just read? Seriously what did I just read. Lol this was great. I could picture Opal doing all this for something so trivial. Great fic. Also feel free to post the ribbon in the Long Description of this fic (there is a smaller one in a thread at the group). You can do the same for any other fics you have that are approved. Ah what the hay have an upvote to
"the cat dumped the acid like it was the contents of my bowels after a Brazilian chili cook-off"
Quote of the year award goes to....
2975101 Alas, I am a lazy man and cannot be bothered to remember all of the stories added to Twilight's Library.
Do you happen to remember which ones got in?
2977559 Based on a true story.
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Ill look for you and give you a list. Would be my pleasure
2978062 oh my, thank you!