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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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So... this is... certainly something. Ummm... :unsuresweetie:

I don't get it. :unsuresweetie:

Well, that'll placate the bugchasers.

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I didn't at first. Then i did. Consider yourself lucky. Flee this story and never return. It's not worth it. Once you know, you can't easily unknow.

I'm guessing she has aids or something

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Sanity is fine. Happiness stat just took a temporary -5. All other stats unaffected.

Dark fics man, damn my curiosity.

Hmm. Futa Rarity. I approve. Darf + Dark tag: squeamish warning going off. I'm so conflicted...

Oooh, so dark, Darf. This Rarity is such a bad girl, so wicked. Dang. :applejackconfused:

Yessssssss.....

If anyone cares, in stark contrast to my normal feelings on darf's work, this was the first time I advised him to go darker.

I think you're corrupting me, dude...

Trigger Warning: Futa, also DO NOT READ THIS STORY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP RIGHT NOW DON'T EVEN CLICK ON IT

Sorry, I didn't hear anything, but I did read something.

2950199 Sanity's holding up. Innocence just experienced a massive crash.

I'm trying to rationalise this fic by saying that Rarity is just being generous with all things in her life. it's not working though and I don't know if there is an alcohol strong enough to bleach this.

Next time Darf puts up a warning to stay away, I'm listening to it.:pinkiesick:

You know...i don't feel any different from reading this...
I'm going to hell aren't I?:fluttercry:

This fic is the best part of waking up.

I do not know what else to say. Just ... so sexy. And the end just makes it so much ...
I can't even explain. I would happily bear Rarity's seeds.

That killed my morning wood

I don't get it... why did he suddenly not want it? Can anyone explain it to me?

God dammit, my teenage curiosity got the better of me and I now lost my innocence. Damned curiosity.

2950513 He got a piping hot AIDS injection.

Goddamnit darf. Why must you write things I simultaneously love and hate reading?:raritycry:
...Please continue.
2950513
Rarity got aids from all her unprotected buttsex with strangers. She was purposefully infecting the colt with it, and she only told him that once she was already balls deep.

Also, you know it's gonna be a trip when darf tells you to not read...

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Thanks. I didn't read deep enough into it. I just thought he didn't want it for some other reason but... wow, lol. That's fucked up. Still a good story, but trust Darf to make it messed up.

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Rarity has aids.


That was excellently written and gloriously dark. I'm gonna have to vote this for the personal hell prompt unless somebody posts something truly exceptional.

2950256 LET THE CORRUPTION FLOW......

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Thanks, two other people already told me :P

2950513 because it was already hurting him and once he saw that she was holding back......that's why

290401 what are you talking about?,it helped mine

darf, just once, can you do a Rarity story that doesn't end up horrible for some reason? I mean, I'm sure someone likes the std spreading Rarity, and surely someone enjoys the Rarity that likes to pleasure little boys who don't shower... But maybe one of the rest of us?

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People already answered my comment, stop answering it! Lol

It can't be that bad.
Edit: It was that bad

Trigger Warning: Futa, also DO NOT READ THIS STORY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP RIGHT NOW DON'T EVEN CLICK ON IT

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

HA HA HA YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

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Darf is out to prove that we're all hopeless masochists deep down, denying our nature while we writhe and squirm under the pain but never ask for it to stop. We just keep coming back for more, letting ourselves be destroyed peace by little peace from the inside out. That, or he's just perverse as fuck.

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Beware wanderer, for the Darf is Dark and full of clopfics...

2950162 One could say she has a rare form of aids, which, of course, is a rarity in ponyville :raritydespair:

So... You're not yet done with clopfics?

I suppose they are your specialty, still it was nice reading you non-clop stuff.

This one, however, not bad at all. It was quite enjoyable and just the right amount of dark.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Thanks a lot for spoiling the story in the comments, jackasses. Now I won't read it because I don't want to hate myself today.

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That is, if AIDS does make dying slow and painful, if not that picture was a waste xD
Okay I know it's slow but not sure if painful, meh. Still counts!

I was just unfazed by this. So much darkness out there, I have become one with the Dark :pinkiecrazy:

There goes my morning wood.

I love how unapologeticly dark this is. The first half felt like a lot of telling, and I was surprised to see that you made that work quite well. :pinkiecrazy: for once I'm glad I ignored your warning.

God dammit, darf. That better not be my lunch threatening to come up.

Seriously, I'm ready to spew pure liquid disapproval all over my living room.

Or at least I would be, if my sickeningly intense arousal wasn't holding a gun to its head.

It was good, even though it was dark. That's what I'm trying to say.

Chapter 2.

"Rarity," Twilight said, "were you roleplaying passing on pony AIDS again?"

"Really, Twilight," Rarity chided, "you shouldn't judge others' fetishes."

"I'm not judging. I just don't understand. I mean, the disease defied every known attempt at medical treatment … for about two minutes, until someone thought to try a healing spell."

Orange Blossom walked in, unhurt and disease-free. "Hey, Rarity," he said, "thanks for last night. I swear, it's so hard finding someone willing to draw blood while they top me."

"Oh, no problem, dear."

They all laughed. Then they ate cake.

THE END

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:rainbowlaugh: I know, right?

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Heck, I'll write the creepy perv Rarity who is an incredibly screwed up twisted individual and yet is redeemed and gets crowning moments of awesome and ends up happy and loved. That's kinda my schtick, even.

If Darf likes to write the really dark stuff that guts you and leaves you bleeding out and going 'well, that hurt, I can't feel my legs' then that is what he should do. It confuses me too sometimes but IF that is what his muse truly wants then he shouldn't waver from it. My muse once demanded a story of Applejack being killed, and it was hell to get any redemption and heartwarming into that one, let me tell you, because there was no evading the concept that haunted me. You gotta be true to the concept first, and some of Darf's concepts scare the crap out of me :ajsmug:

You know, that's what I find very odd. They try to inform so many people about the dangers of aids, but I feel like they're doing a shitty job at it. The only thing you hear is, it's a bad disease, put on a goddamn condom, but I can't recall a single time when they told you about the symptoms, so you could quickly seek help. At least it's like that in my country. Honestly, for all the times I've seen one of the "put a condom on" advertisements, I still don't know what causes aids, other than that it can happen during sex.

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I would happily bear Rarity's seeds

When did you become one of those creepy Youtube commenters? :unsuresweetie:

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If Darf likes to write the really dark stuff that guts you and leaves you bleeding out and going 'well, that hurt, I can't feel my legs' then that is what he should do.

I can imagine why this might be uncomfortable, but how did you not outright laugh your ass off at 'LOL I HAVE AIDS XD'? :rainbowhuh:

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When have I not been such?
There are times when porn so perfectly coincides with one's particular fetishes (fetishes which go largely ignored), that it makes one feel so unbelievably happy.

Nihilistic, femdom rape starring futa Rarity inflicting a lethal disease on a male before leaving him alone in alleyway, used up and infected like an old condom. There is no part of that sentence I do not love.

I wanted to go through and pick out particular lines that, but I can't make up my mind. This is the clopfic I have been waiting for, what more is there to say?

2950837 that makes this story far darker than I would like then.

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I can imagine why this might be uncomfortable, but how did you not outright laugh your ass off at 'LOL I HAVE AIDS XD'?

that feel when Amit is incapable of emotion

2952480 Teach you not to heed Darf's warning then... :twistnerd:

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Amit is a special little pony too :ajsmug:

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