Or, "Where Artistic Integrity Goes to Die." A collection of alternate endings, side stories, omakes, and other bonus content related to "The Games We Play," written partially for my own enjoyment and partially as an excuse to make extremely crude and half-assed jokes about sex. Please note that this is in no way meant to be taken seriously, and is in no way required reading in order to fully enjoy TGWP. In fact, I'd highly recommend staying far away from this. My apologies in advance.
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OMG. ROFL.
That was too funny!
Great addition to TWGP C':
Tailslover:
Still a better lovestory than Twili-.. uhm nevermind.
Bear......Do....Well? ![]()
OMG these are amazing, you sir have caused me to wake up my roommate.
EDITZ: Oh god. these were too funny.
Do more! MORE I SAY!
Also: TwilightXBear = New OTP.
WOOHOO, It's up! Thanks for including my Bear Do Well part once again. Also, in regards to the Twilight ending...![]()
*Yesterday night, 2 AM.*
Me: I have nothing better to do...I should probably get around to that alternate ending thing I promised.
*Yesterday night, 2:30 AM*
Me: Oh, wow, I should probably get to bed. I hope no one thinks less of me because of this, the most ridiculous thing I've ever written.
*Today, 8 AM*
Me: *wakes up, checkes FIMFicion.net*
Story: is featured.
Notification inbox: Has 75 messages regarding new trackings/favorites/followers
Me: ![]()
I bet this only fuels Tailslover's to continue making a parody of this.
Anyways this was just so god damn hilarious, 5 STARS FOR YOU!![]()
edit: Wait we don't have stars anymore...right
TAKE MY LIKES!
...I think I liked the real ending better.
Tails, you better be happy.
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... I think that was the point, actually, me.
... Am I turning into Pinkie?
Well, you are talking to yourself.
I-... Shut up me.
Okay.
Congratulations this story deserves a prizes for the "Most Cheesy Fan-service hollow fanfic in the story of fanfics" ![]()
Still it made laugh ![]()
As discord would say "what fun is there in making sense?"
Of course it makes no sense. It's best if you don't take anything in this collection seriously, especially if it's labelled "alternate ending" or "omake." Those will just be for fun. Stuff that's labelled "side story" CAN be considered canonical within TGWP's continuity, though. They'll be like deleted scenes and...stuff.
Does that make sense? Hopefully it does. That's basically how I'm going to do this, anyway.
Also, I've already gotten a few PM's from people asking about it, so just to let you all know; if you want to submit something, you can either PM me or contact me at absoluteanonymous@hotmail.com. I'd recommend the PM, though, since I almost never check my email and there's a better chance of me noticing you if you contact me through this site, which I check almost obsessively.
There. That was the perfect ending to the story+a bunch of snide references to the author's distaste for it. I loved every word of this. This is my TGWP headcanon![]()
Well since I like Twidash best could you please, please, uhmmm, flesh this chapter out a little more, if you don't mind? It felt rushed, a bit.
WHAT no romance? That's not good shipping. Although Twibear... I guess, but really, you'd have to describe it for me
Again Fluttershy showed us that she’s worst of all ponies. She didn’t join the orgy of all her friends just because she’s straight? Now excuse me, I have to write twenty grim dark Fics in which she will be horribly tortured by everyone in Ponyville!
Oh and the second chapter makes so much sense. Harry would’ve been a far better choice for MDW than Pinkie Pie.
Ok and now the serious comment: Both alternative endings are hilarious, especially the bear ending with RD’s bad pun. However, I’ve mixed feelings about the Twilight ending. Sure it was funny as hell with the stupid explanation that “made totally sense”, the ridiculous and over-the-top sex scene ala RagingSemis and the Mary-Sue like worshipping of Twilight.
On the other hand this is just one big middle finger towards Talislover13. After this chapter I had to read his comment to see why I got his very special alternative ending. And yes I think he overreacted and posted a very mean-spirited comment. But was it really necessary that you wrote a whole chapter to say “Fuck you!”? A serious alternative ending about Twilight being MDW could’ve been interesting, too. And that comes from somebody who thinks that the canon ending is perfect.
But it was still funny as hell. Now I’m hoping for a ending in which MDW is just an imagination of RD ala Fight Club.
We nee an alt ending for one or both of the Royal Sisters, just so they can bitch about how HARD it is to squeeze into that itty bitty costume, and how that's just attributable to their larger builds and they totally aren't fat.
>>233225 Don't panic; Tails only got a personalized ending because we're friends. Our trollings of one another is purely in fun. There's nothing mean-spirited about this. If it was anyone else, I would've ignored them completely, but Tails is the exception. And I MIGHT do a serious take later on, but please understand that I wrote the first chapter at 2 AM, and sleep deprivation probably had a great deal to do with how it turned out.
You should probably know that this was on the FiMFiction home page today. :)
xD Thank you, I needed a little bit of a laugh.
LOL WHAT THE FU-
This is just getting ridiculous.
- Midnight Specter
It happened because of an awesome fanfic named 'The Games We Play', which produced a fanbase of drooling bronies just itching to see who Mare Do Well was in the end, only to have a number be disappointed by the fact that it was Pinkie Pie - therefore, an outcry occurred and alternate endings were requested, and, evidently, created by those very fans.
The sheer idiocy of some of these fan-writings of a fan-writing was simply too stupid to not upload somewhere, because FUNNY.
And so, 'The Games We Play: Supplementary Materials' was made.
- Midnight Specter
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm crying because of how rediculous these are.
just...cheers.
...wat...?
...wat?
wat?
Wat?
WAT?
WAT?!
WAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?
I laughed so hard my spleen broke.
That was wholeheartedly entertaining. I'm waiting for this to have another 20 chapters of alternate endings to make MDW every pony possible. Each of the mane 6, Spike, each of the CMC (especially Scootaloo - you could explain it like "she's wearing stilts" or some shit), Celestia, Luna, Derpy, Big Mac, Trixie, Gilda, Flim and Flam, Tank, Opalescence, goddamn EVERYPONY. And each will be more enjoyable than the last.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to write the alternate ending where MDW is Lauren Faust. Because, meta.
Yo RD, Imma let yo finish... ![]()
This was fun to write. A nice break from grimdark shit. ![]()
So I'm not the only one who thought about the idea that Mare Do Well was Rainbow Dash?
Actually, it would have been weirder if I was the only one ![]()
Alright it’s mindfuck time: Two new chapters and both with twists even weirder than Harry the bear. It’s a funny coincidence that two endings from two different authors are about RD having a surreal experience that makes her question her sanity.
We are bad people that we enjoy the suffering of an innocent pony, aren’t we?![]()
You two got me! I was sure both his comment and the rant on his blog were totally serious.
Well, I’m glad that it’s just you two having fun and that there’s no bad blood.
And please don’t write a serious Twilight ending just because I “think” that I could be interesting. Only write it if you want to do it and take all the time you need.
There is only ONE pony Mare-Do-Well can be: GARY F
CKING OAK or Darkwing Duck or Nega Dash
FUCKING...
GEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
I still am not forgiving you for the hole I made in my wall from the real ending. Even though this one is better. I mean, who doesn't love a pony orgy?
Now I have to write something for this. And it'll have to be good.
Waitwaitwait, something like:
And she pulled of the mask and looked at the mare beneath- wait, what?
"Mr. Cake?"
"Please don't tell Cup about this."
But that might be too short for this.
Someday, I hope to write such a mindscrewy author/character relationship.
Funny as hell.
I remember you saying something about how you can't write comedy. You'd better not ever say that again, because this thing almost literally had me rolling on the floor. I love how it starts out somewhat serious and progressively gets more and more ridiculous. Well played...You. Very well played.
As of the fourth one, the portal to Uncanny Valley was breached.
Now we're in BEAR COUNTREH. Wait, that was already done.
OHGODWHATISAIR. I'm sorry to say this AbsolutelyAnnon, but there's NO way you could possibly even hope to compete with this...this heavenly work of pure genius. This is the best story/chapter of all time. None of your fics even compare. In fact this makes TGWP look like a pile of horseapples in comparison.
All of these endings are false! And the true ending is false! This is the true ending of The Games We Play! (In instances where the games we play are, in fact, Yoshi's Island games.)
My head... I made the mistake of trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
I...eha....that....what....the fu-
...but what of Pinkie?
Alternate endings don't have to be completely copied from the ending text, you know. This one... kinda skirts around how Pinkie and Rainbow's relationship wold become - did they split apart? Remain friends?
...okay, I'll stop nitpicking now...
*squees*
I don't really care about Pinkie, not in this alternate ending.
I'm just going to assume she got over Dashie. 8}
Since she's, well, Pinkie. She lives to make others happy.
Sadly, she thinks it's her life goal.
Now, moving on!
WHY do I love this so much~?! Obviously,
because it combines one of my FAVOURITE fics ever
and my FAVOURITE shipping pairing ever (MLP OTP)! ![]()
It's as if this was made for me B)
I love this so much~
Thank you, Midnight, for giving me some fuzziness! ![]()
That was great! Been waiting on this one ever since you said there'd be alternate endings!
As a flutterdash fan I thank you for writing this.
I was actually going to send in a request for this but it looks like midnight beat me to the punch.
Cheers.
jangledorf
I knew i'd like this one as soon as I saw who wrote it. Well done, Midnight. Still like the original best though.
Well actually, the person to thank is Absolute Anonymous. A lot of this stuff is pretty ambiguous, bar the direct Pinkie references - which I merely adjusted to make sense for Fluttershy.
So... ALL HAIL THE CREATOR OF THE GAMES WE PLAY!!!
SHE IS DESERVING OF OUR PRAISE! (And moustaches)
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- Midnight Specter
I'm just wondering, AbsoluteAnonymous, do you remember the scene on the Canterlot streets where Mare Do Well finds Rainbow and tells her the game is off? I'm wondering what would have happened if Mare Do Well never came to tell her anything. What would have Rainbow done instead? Could you please write an alternate ending on this?
>>233325 Wait, you and Tails are friends? I kind of find that hard to believe considering how you reacted to his reaction on your story's ending
honestly, the bigger issue with this ending is that it kinda circumvents all of Fluttershy's characterization in the story up until this point. And circumvents explaining why things were happening the way they did, or why Fluttershy did any of that. And, as has been pointed out, not only ignored Pinkie's feelings for Dash but Dash's feelings for Pinkie, and it just kinda strips out everything that made this fic a good shipfic...
Oh, who am I kidding. It's an alternate ending for crying out loud. Lets just complete the set and do it with the other 3, and maybe throw in Derpy and a few others for good measure. Dash already gets shipped with everyone already.
(sorry for sounding like a jerk in my first part there. I have strong opinions when it comes to the viability of shippings, and since I don;t actually have anyone to debate them with, I rant in posts about fanfiction. No offense is meant to anyone, and, given what this is, this author has done a good job switching out the characters. With that in mind... GO PINKIEXDASH)
I really enjoyed this story, even more so now that you fixed your earlier mistake and posted the correct ending.
The amount of correct your body currently contains is now approved! Congratulations! Have some cookies.







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