Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!
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Wario's not particularly an intelligent guy. In fact, he's pretty darn dumb. That being said, when he is offered a deal that promises fame and fortune, he ultimately agrees and gets sent to Equestria, and he has absolutely no idea how to get back. Oh, well, the only thing left for him to do is try to successfully make some money.
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Luna x Wario is my OTP
Bastard
You owe me a new keyboard
because I just jizzed all over mine
marvelous work
2823797 Be prepared, for tonight, Wario dines on Fimfiction.
I hope by "make some money" you mean, "rob everyone blind and steal everything that isn't nailed down" Because that's what Wario WOULD do.
2824597 I suppose, but meh. Nice Houndoom avatar by the way. Really cool.
I love you.
Take all of my burritos.
More Wario love!
2824706 W... Woah! One of my idol writers and favorite Grumpling commented on my story!
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Kewl.
2824719
Well, I too have a Wario fiction that I wrote in the youth of this fimfic account. So, I know the lack of Wario stories and how awesome and easy he is to write.
I approve.
2824719
Le Link.
Damn, well, I didn't expect this to be a serious fic, anyways... where's Waluigi?
WEH NEED WALLOOHIIIGEEE
2824792 As much as I LOVE Waluigi, I will be giving him his own separate story later in the future.
Oh boy.
2823797
What the fuck...
I'm just going back into my shell now...
Wario's gonna wiiiin!
Maybe, now that he's in the magical land of Equestria, his new pony friends can help Wario realize that his special talent lies in beating pirates up and breaking things.
And they thought the Parasprites destroyed Ponyville quickly.
This is going to be epic. Scratch that—it's already epic.
Awesome, totally adding this to my Super Mario group.
2825334 Thanks! From the guy at the top of the feature box I'm lookin' at, it's an honor
2825403 Haha, yeah, about that. It's my first time being featured, and now I have the biggest pressure ever to write better future chapters
I was kinda happier with my smaller following. I've literally had 500 notices since this morning, and for a story I've never expected it from. I'd rather go back to my Super Mario crossover days
2825413 Well, I really wanted Wario to get featured but really never thought it would. Second time featured, but this will probably just drift on by.
Read chapter 1, so far it's brilliant.
Would have been more hilarious if Wario was the narrator instead, kinda like the instruction manuals and the stuff you read on the back of the game cases.
2825418 Yeah, it's almost like you need controversy to be featured. It only got featured because of the view count skyrocketing because it's almost the only Flashlight story out there. My other stories have zero or one dislike and were never featured. It's almost better if your story isn't, because then the rating % will be better.
The end of Chapter 2...the mario party reference...
help my lungs lord
2825420 Hey, thanks! I could've done better with the first Job Application, but y'know, future chapters come with better funnies. Wario is later gonna attempt a writer, so you get a first person chapter later.
2825431 While that is true, even if my fic gets a, say, 200 like to 150 dislike ratio from feature, I still count it as 200 people liking the fic and I can still have the courage to say I did a good job.
2825450 Oh yeah, totally. That's a great view. With OCD I struggle with that, but that's why I write best with Twilight I think lol. Just keep it up and I'll follow this story.
2824792 Were you expecting a reply?
Too bad! Waluigi Time!
this is weird....but good, and remnds me of wario ware
This is priceless. I can't stop laughing.
Oh if only I could pay to make this into a full fledged game, this would never cease to amuse me.
2825496 Lol you added it into Shipping because of Luna, right?
2825512 Yep.
2825560 A running gag will be that Luna's always gonna try to hit on Wario.
2825563 No matter what happens never abandon that joke. NEVER!
This fic is the WEENAH already. Anything involving that hilarious fatty is alright with me. Sooooo....I LOVE THIS!
(Upvoted and Favorited)
D'oh my GOD
Thought before reading:
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Wario doesn't qualify for the 'Human' tag?
Wait...Luna became smitten with Wario?
Then again...Wario is well fed, obviously quite strong, and doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. By 1,000 years ago standards, he's the ideal warrior specimen, so...it actually makes sense. It's a little disturbing, but it makes sense.
Oh good lord, I just know this is going to be comedy gold!
This. Is. Featured!
Awesome!!!!
Now, deal with all of the comments. Mwahahahahaha!
I demand side chapters of Luna's letters! POST HASTE!
2827327 Oh trust me. Side chapters will come. Many
2827336 Excellent... Excellent...
Poor Wario...he just can't catch a break...
Maybe he could go into treasure hunting? That's always been successful for him.
Another priceless chapter.
Keep going.
2825845 That's what prompted the line "D'oh I missed!" Nintendo of America did not want any real life religious references.
And as the Runaway Guys put it "This is a children's game young man!"
I've laughed more today than any day previous this year. Thank you.
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Oh, God, Wario finding the Diamond Dogs and beating them up, stealing all their gems.
Beautiful.
Hahaha....."D'oh I missed!"