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GaryOak


Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Comments ( 40 )

I feel like I read this already.

HAha... These never get old.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Unless you pre-read it, you didn't. While it's part of a thematic series, I try to keep the stories different and fresh.
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:pinkiehappy:

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Probably shouldn't ask here but ya gonna try to make a few more serious stories?
Clop is clop but a GaryOak serious story is golden.

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Aw, thank you! :heart: As a matter of fact, I have a "finished" serious story in EqD's submission queue. I wanted to try to get it up on both EqD and here at the same time to maximize initial exposure, and if they reject it from my first submission, it probably means I have a way of improving the story before everybody sees it.

Yes, please. And it's a female OC! Props go to you for not being the faggot that ships everypony with male OCs! :heart:

Astounding! Fitting of an audacious author with an archive as abundant as your own. A fanfic that flows with the fires of fantasy while still fitting of the finer fronts of literary fletching. Sweet, and yet savoury, showing of sumptuous skill in your chosen science.

So sweet of you to write this as a present.

I'm sure she'll love it Gary :heart:

No, bad gary. Bad. Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

Say Happy Birthday to v-invidia for me.

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That is one of the best comments I've ever read.
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I have.
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She loved it, and I think she is enjoying her birthday immensely.

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For a fitting story; seriously, your alliterations in the quasi-serious heat of the moment had my sides erupting at places.

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Those were some of my favourite passages to write, in all my clopfics. I'm glad you enjoyed the silliness.

See title on front page of FIMFiction... I wonder who possibly could‘ve written it...

P.S. I SWEAR ON ALL THE WINGBONERS IN "OVER A BARREL" I'M NOT DEAD GARY! D:

maresturbate

Not sure if intentional...

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Yes, it's intentional. Read the other Stiffest Wingboner stories.

sas

I hereby decree this story a success!

Happy belated b-day, v! :pinkiehappy:

damn good read, a little heavy on the horse puns though, enjoyed it none the less

Not... clinical enough.:twilightblush:

Gary! how did you get in there!? :pinkiegasp:

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really, how did you get inside celestia?

Since I started reading stories like yours Gary (not referring to cloppy here), I've found that stories that lack alliteration automatically get a bump down on my list now.

Specific example of alliteration here:

Panacea's perfect pretty pony posterior.

Also good job at doing it 5 times in a single sentence and getting away with it.

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Damn straight.
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Stuff like that is my calling card when it comes to horse porn.
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How so? Panacea had no problem making the royal bedchamber into a makeshift "clinic"!
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Do you even need to ask that question? I'm Gary Oak!
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Thank you! One of the things I enjoyed the most about writing stories like this is to see how much fun I could have coming up with sentences like that.

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Let's say you were to make their interaction more detached and the pleasure incidental to the "treatment" (whether intentional or not). That would appeal to an entirely different version of the Dr./patient fetish.

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Oh, I see. That's certainly a good point. I wrote Panacea this way because v-invidia really loves Celestia, so Panacea reflects that.

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look at the cover pic, and you'll know what i mean. :raritydespair:

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I had to censor it somehow...

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I suppose you also want Gary to aim for the bucket.

Celestcea(celestia and panacea)
better Medical love story than
Heavic(heavy and medic)
(and safer too)

This was all sex. Right from the beginning, it was entirely focused on sex. It had almost no buildup, Celestia was OOC for sexual purposes and the first sexual act of the story involved an orgasm. After that, it was 7000-8000 words of pure, unadulterated sex.

I loved it.

Only couple things that distracted me were Panacea's sob story background, which I found unnecessary and distracting; Panacea's accent, which I can't imagine the language that caused her to speak with so many s's - was she part snake?; and all the puns. Enough said on that last one.

Still, it was amazing. 10/10 would read again. :twilightsmile:

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I'm glad you enjoyed the story! It's mostly pure sex because that's what people come for, in many cases. How exactly did you feel Celestia was sexually OOC? I tried to portray her in a certain way because she was completely overwhelmed by her chronic wingboner, so she wasn't as foxy and calm as she'd normally be. I portray her quite differently in two other stories.

Regarding Panacea... I wrote this story as a gift for the lady who created Panacea, hence the backstory. Normally, I'd have probably cut most of the backstory (I figured the fic needed a beat between sex scenes, so I added one). Oddly enough, she actually speaks like that on Skype. She's a silly Swedish girl, though her English is very good (she's a doctor IRL).

As for the puns, I'm surprised you aren't a fan! I mean, the show is full of puns, plus I have to take every opportunity I can to remind my reader exactly what they're beating off to...

i.imgur.com/kbdbhMO.jpg

Huh, another one of your stories mysteriously lost in my "read later" list. Better late than never, I suppose.

Poner. Maregina. Horsegasm. Alliteration in an erotic setting.
Only you, Gary...

“I'm sorry... I... could I...?”
“Oh, very well. You may clop in the corner. But aim for the bucket beside the hearth!”
The Guard gave a delighted snort and galloped to the fireplace

To think that her guards masturbate in Celestia's bedroom frequently enough to have the need for a bucket. I can't blame them though. UNF.

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I'm glad it looks like it was worth the wait. Miss Invidia (the girl I wrote this for) called them "super hardon guards."

Nice vocabulary, I just don't really know why I didn't enjoyed it as much as I thought I would. I'd ship Celestia with someone who has been already introduced in the show or just a pony I recognize. But I'm guessing you worked hard on this so great job. The Princess was a lot more sex addicted than I thought she was. :applejackunsure:

“Ooh, Doctor, Doctor!”

Give me the news,I've got a bad case of lovin' you?

3009684 He's Gary mother fucking oak!

“Yes... you want this, don't you?”

Star Wars reference?

“Prepare yourself,” she said huskily “I'm going in dry”.

As Star Wars Imperial Director Krennic once said, "Now where have I head that before?" (I just recently read The Ol' Switcharoo.)

“Do you like bananas?”

That just makes me think of an old South Park joke: "Do you like fish sticks?" "Yes." "Are you a gay fish?"

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