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An Azure Future: Moving On
Happy April Fools Day Azure!
John looked around at the set up, pleased. He had stayed up all night to assure it was set in place.
Two giant elastic bands wrapped around his son's matress. A simple catch with an electrionic release hooked into the alarm bedside. It was set to go off when the alarm stopped.
The alarm was due to go off in ten seconds. John took the small moment to appreciate his work. The alarm went off.
"Uuuhhh..." Azure rolled over and hit the snooze, it was the weekend after all. There was a loud twang as the bands went taught. Unfortanatly, John had made a miscalculation, as the entire bed frame, matress, and pony went out the window. He had calculated for the matress, but the frame was bulky and too large for the window shattering it.
"Well fuck." John swore at the prospect of replacing it.
"What the flying hay dad?!" >Oh right, Azure.<
"Yeah?" He cocked his as if confused.
"What was that about?!"
"Heh. Happy April Fools Day Azure."