This will likely be a long series of "drabbles", anywhere from 2-10 pages each, with individual chapter focusing on different parts of the fanon-born Whooves family.  Members, for those who are unaware, are Doctor Whooves, Derpy Hooves, Dinky Hooves, and Sparkler Hooves, with Derpy's friend and former roommate Carrot Top being a family acquaintance.  Hope you enjoy it!  

PS: Yes, the completed story WILL have taken place over the course of one day for the Whooves- that's just how crazy their lives are.  

Very nice, can't wait for next chapter

I lol'd.

Sparkler is DRAMATIC!!!

i like it

So, lemme get this straight:

DerpyXFleetwood= Dinky

DerpyXDr.Hooves= Sparkler?

I love this. Honestly, it's clever and really funny

This is fucking epic already.

I feel the same way about my coffee. There is no mercy.

I am so tracking this.

That. Was. Hilarious.

Tracking.

MOAR!!!!!

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i feel the same way whit my coffee

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i dont know what else to say

Thank you so much for the positive responses guys!  I'm really glad that you all enjoy the story!  

great celestia, this makes me giggle.

words seem to fail me at the moment, so have a comic i found;

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This is a pretty good story. I look forward to see it finished.

>>392069392069 I love it.

Man this story is good so far, so that's an average morning in the Hooves house.

Please take note of the extended ending of Chapter 3.  I thought the original ended too abruptly- hopefully this wraps things up a bit more nicely

And here's chapter 4!    This is a bit low on the Doctor Who/Derpy nuttiness- remember that this is a Family fic too, and I'm well within my rights to showcase some character interactions!

Anyways, hope you enjoy it!  The next chapter is gonna be a real doozy!  

I love Sparkler's personality in this.

>>405695405695

Thank you!    I'd always pictured her as a kind of cross between some aspects of Twilight and Rarity- she can be snarky and deadpan, but she really does care, deep down.  

there's nothing wrong with taking a step back to see what's happening outside the chaos bubble.

lets you put things in perspective

Nice cant wait for the new chapter

That was kind of nice

Cool, bro.

Aww, sisters!! Cute! Wish me and my sisters acted like this. Never gonna happen Anyyway, I'm enjoying all the insanity and the brief momers of calm. So far so good

Nice update and great bonding  between the Hooves sisters, now I do wonder how they'll deal with the other siblings of Ponyville ?

the final number on tnat machine is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!

>>392069392069 hahaha, funny comic

there are no words to describe the d'aaaaaaaawwwwww in this chapter

TRACKED!

>>405702405702 how deep down?

>>412689412689

Dunno.  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

>>412698412698 good question

by the by, while on the subject of Miss Sparkler, i like the way you've portrayed her, so good work!

>>412698412698

401 will breach the candy shell.

I might not stop squee'ing.  

Please note that I've completely rewritten this chapter (Chapter 2).  Hopefully it's better this way- more "Show" and less "Tell".

So much quirky randomness, it's like a Doctor Who sitcom... with ponies!

I can almost hear the canned laughter. But that's definitely a good thing.  

Sparkler and Dinky's personalities are very believable and mesh with the setting. Even though the chapter was uneventful, it makes for a great "calm before the storm" moment.

Just another one of those days?

I have laughed so hard with this story. You sir are a master mind.

>>463224463224

I must guiltily admit that I would watch one of these with gusto.  Not that that's necessarily a bad thing

I thought this would be a continuation of The Three Whooves, but I guess I was wrong

As an avid coffee drinker myself, I find this hilarious, easy to relate to, and kinda sad at the same time.

I liked your rather deadpan narration of things. I heard a very monotone drawl, as if from a nature show quietly expounding upon the peaceful beauty of the great outdoors before the predators come by and f*** the herbivores' s*** up. It was a very enjoyable contrast to the outrageous chaos.

Lovely work with the "Less is More" dynamic with the action. I liked the very simplified external actions coupled with Sparkler's amusing (and sadly, obscenely easy to relate to) thoughts about coffee and its rightful place on a pedestal to be worshipped by the entire world. The bits about the robots confused me, but I find it funny that they're nothing more than pests, like flying metal cockroaches.

The names of certain items and furniture-at-play got me giggling. I liked the name of Sparkler's weapon, and the unusual amounts of chaos it can do, as well as the casual mention of the destruction it wrought. I especially enjoyed Dinky's "Adventures of Batcolt and Mare-Do-Well", particularly because even the inanimate objects spoke in hilariously 70's  dialogue.

Dinky's last line rang especially true. Why must things be so hilariously complex with adults?

>>500328500328

No, sadly.  Though I've read The Three Whooves, and found it an excellent fic.  Maybe I just have a soft-spot for the Doctor in general?

>>500332500332

I'm glad you liked it!  Each of the things you pointed out had me smiling in glee.  I love it when people pick that kind of thing out and hold it up!  *offers brohoof*

I used to feel this way.

Now I threw every coffee hating offender out the window.

"Doctor, what were you doing for the past few hundred years?"

"... you know... Stuff..."

May Sparkler's unfinished coffee rest in peace....

That was brilliant and quite hilarious

looking forward to reading the rest!

Uh, may we have mini whooves and derpy?

You know, Dizzy and DJ

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You could make a convoluted story about an alternate universe and then have them take the tykes home. FOR MORE ANTICS

hmmmm I will read this!

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It's so adorable and brilliant and hilarious <3 I love it

Absolutely precious, adorable and delightfully zany! The perfect story. Oh Dinky...there should be a law about that much cuteness being in one pony.

hmmm, I'll giv it more going...

Oh dinky your so cute

I know what sparkles going through....I had to fight a guy named cybermatt for my coffee

Oh I like this

Sincerely the Doctor and derpy

I'm loving all the simultaneous Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide references.

Cybermats and coffee rage? Dinky with a pet Hooloovoo? Combustible muffins?

I think I must have died and gone to a pretty convincing fake heaven. I mean, those're usually fake in a Doctor Who story, right?

Aw…but that’s what Daddy keeps telling me whenever I ask him about all the fun stuff he does on Hearth’s Warming Eve.  And something about specials.  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Pinkie!

lolz

i thought carrot top had no idea on whats going on

OMFG, this is my new favorite serial!

Apparently Pinkie likes the bar & grill chain called Shenanigans.

>>503349503349

She doesn't.  That is why she got Derpy.

At first I thought it was going to be a Cupcakes reference.

turn around rule forty three....

rule 34  

MOAR

I'm not sure if I want my house to be like this...

Either way, I loved the story.  Have a mustache, good sir.  

Define: Shenanigans

Apparently their ovens are

*sunglasses*

Bigger on the inside.

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Hmm....Derpy doing the Doctor's thing of ID some weird creatures....interesting.

And with Carrot Top as her BFPF/Sidekick...cool.

I don't think its a good idea to have a decomposable object for currency, and edible too. Think how the world would be if our currency was made of stale cookies.

I can't understand the coffee thing myself, I get all the necessary caffeine from pepsi myself

Random and comical as usual. The main and minor character cameos really worked into the setting. Any reason why you scrapped the idea of Carrot Top not knowing what's going on?

When muffins can't solve it cupcakes can

>>506389506389

Oh, Carrot Top has a tendency to be out of the loop.  That's why she got Derpy, after all.  And comparatively, you ain't seen NOTHING as bad as what poor Carrot's gotten confused by in the past.  

What is the difference between cupcakes and muffins? And fairy cakes?

Shenanigans... that is all

Take all my internets!

I haven't even watched enough of the new Dr. Who stuff to know what a cybermat is, but I already love this story. First chapter and already it's caught me with the surrealistic insanity, which is my favorite kind.

Somehow, the dark, Lovecraftian horrors of Doctor Who shouldn't cross over with colorful equines.

Yet, colorful equines seem to cross over with everything. Everypony wins!

D'aawww, a heartwarming family moment in the midst of the insanity. I love it.

Pinkie Pie: The natural ally to insanity.

Pinkie Pie should come in somewhere and mess all the muffin-crap up. It's inevitable.

all ye who defiles coffee MUST DIE!!!

its iron pony!!!

oh the insanity!!

This fic made me start watching Doctor Who. I fcking love you.

I didn't fave sooner because I wasn't quite sold yet, but as soon as I read hwaht? I knew I HAD to fave this story. It very funny, so here have a moustache or seven.

>>507088507088 Cupcakes are sweet and covered in icing and stuff(not to mention a lot of technical baking differences) and Muffins are not as sweet can be made with fruit inside don't having icing or whipped cream. I think..

First the Kill-O-Zap, then the big, friendly lettering, and now Tim the pet Hoovooloo? (I may have misspelled all of that.) Somepony's obviously a fan of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>>505985505985

Delicious

Yay Doctor Whooves is best dad

D'aaaaawwww

Sweet Jesus that's amazing

Sincerely the Doctor

Doctor whooves.... Best dad EVAR!

Doctor whooves definately has some parenting skills...

And tools. :derpytongue2

MOAR!!!!!