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For countless generations, the brave and awesome Dirt Ponies have battled against their Pegasus and Unicorn neighbors for control of their home planet... for very good reasons that nopony can ever seem to remember. They have nearly exhausted the resources of an entire world in their never ending mission to harvest sweet, sweet minerals, build a whole bunch of dudes, and blow up their enemies once and for all.

But while these three races are locked in petty battles, a far greater threat has begun to loom from the reaches of outer space... an even bigger conflict between three races, locked in a much cooler and slightly-less-petty battle! If the ponies want to take part in this epic struggle for the fate of the galaxy, they'll have to do the unthinkable: join forces, and simultaneously declare all-out war on both the glittery, enigmatic Crytoss and the horrifying 'Ling Swarm. At the same time.

Now all they have to do is invent spaceships. And not get blow'd up. This is a good plan!

Note: The story is complete, but chapters will be released every two days.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 46 )

Oh hell yes!
Be sure to add this to the Starcraft Fan Group if its not already there.

Haha! This was great! :pinkiehappy: Love Starcraft crossovers!
As 3628297 said, upload it to the group!

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3628305
It's first on my to-do list! Actually, I'm kind of surprised that group isn't more active. It needs more love.

3628283
I actually haven't read any other SC/FIM fics before, so I'm coming into this with a fresh view. I like to think I had some original ideas... but I guess we'll see.
Also: That image is my hero.

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Ho. Lee. Crap. Those things are incredible. Seriously. :rainbowdetermined2:

*salutes*

3628341 Yeah, that it does. I wish there were more fics involving Protoss, though. They're so interesting.

Plasma shielding is NO WERE near that powerful. NO WHERE NEAR.

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It might be awhile till I get back into the writing groove but I've already got a ton of ideas for parts 2 and 3. They'll follow the Zerg and Protoss respectively, much like the story of Starcraft 1. That's the one I have the most experience with, personally.

Of course, BW and SC2 are all fair game, too... muhaha!

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Dangit! I can't believe I never noticed that mistake before now! I'll just have to take all the chapters down and re-write them. Oh, well.

......I cant even begin to tell you how OP as fuck these two crystal ponies are. PROTOSS PLASMA SHIELDING IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT POWERFUL. THE GRENADE FROM THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER PROBABLY WOULD'VE PUSHED IT TO THE BREAKING POINT. FIX THIS NOW.

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I remember hearing a story about a pilot flying back from a mission in one of these. He thought he'd taken a little damage, but managed to get back justfine. When he landed, he discovered that he'd lost an entire engine and one wing had been nearly shot apart. The plane looked like swiss cheese and it still flew. Those things are freakin' tough.

Also, that chaingun? It's big enough that the recoil is almost enough to counter the plane's forward thrust. Any stronger and it would stall.

3628509
Clearly, this fic is set to "Use Map Settings", and Rarity is the final boss of a tower defence minigame.

Stupid Dirt Ponies... always build Ice and Curse towers right next to each other!

This is absurd. It's... so absurd. It's... *repeats*

This had me in hysterics throughout. :pinkiecrazy:

:rainbowlaugh:
Mmm, lots of stuff that's funny by itself, even if you don't know Starcraft! That's how you do a crossover. :rainbowdetermined2:

It's 100% pure, uncut silly, injected directly into my bloodstream! :pinkiecrazy:

I....are the starcraft characters normally one step above drooling morons?:rainbowhuh: It's amusing...weird but amusing.

Oh thank god someone grew a brain! Yaaaaay! Alrght, this is insane but I'm on board.:twilightsmile:

3670622
Goodness me, I noticed a minor spelling mistake--perfectly understandable, really--in your comment. Let me fix that right up for you:

Good good you have Vikings. Now all you need is Thors Goliaths with Hellfire Missile upgrades, and maybe some battlecrusiers.

There we go... all better! :twilightsmile:

For bonus points, you might replace Battlecruisers with... Biscuitcruisers!! Mwahahaha!! :rainbowdetermined2:

That might be the best ending line of any chapter I've ever read. "It does the Science!"

I think I'm going to like this Twilight. :rainbowkiss:

Almost at the end game, now.

Soon... soon!

Obviously Applejack is the changeling spy. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

And so the story comes to a close. For now. Hope you all enjoyed it, and I hope you let me know what you think in the comments.

GG.

The epic brohoof from the sigs! Much awesome..

employed a special technique known only to a few elite gunners: ‘aiming’.

I see Dash studied at the Evil Empire Gun Range.

Grenades are great at blowing up dudes in buildings.”

I thought this was Starcraft, not Command and Conquer.

3638811 No. One step up puts them head and shoulders above the usual crowd. :scootangel:

3628509 RuleOfFunny, dude. Roll with it. Because this is completely bucking hilarious! :pinkiehappy:

Professor Trixie? :trixieshiftright: Shouldn't she be Dean Trixie?

Your objectives are as follows: Locate the enemy dudes and blow them up

Aren't those always the objectives?

you’re actually thinking with the inside of your brain

This is obviously bad characterization - Rainbow Dash can't think. :derpytongue2:
I have a feeling Dash isn't going to be building a Medivac, because it falls under that questionmark column too.

This here’s my best friend and hetero-life partner

... uh-huh. Not buying it. :ajbemused:

You’re lucky I don’t give you a spankin’ for this.”

And after the spankings, the oral sex, I take it. :trixieshiftright:

The vehicle drifted gently t oa stop

Space has moved on you.

“The technical term is ‘reduced lethality’,”

I am definitely going to remember that one for gaming.

we need our commanders to have. ”She closed

That space moved too.

Professor Twilight Sparkle

... with dubstep? Really? The perfect entrance for Vinyl and you waste it on Twilight. :trixieshiftleft:

build dudes and research new upgrades even while a building is in flight.

Hold on - you can do that now?

‘Our Bass Is Under Attack’

:facehoof:

But you’re not nerdy.”

So, shouldn't they need someone like Shining, who is both white and nerdy?

Wierd...

*Weird
Bad move on all sides. Twi should have turned the sciencing towards tactics and strategy.

The vehicle was a perfect fusion of land and air superiority

Um, no. No, it's not. That would be a BOLO Mark XXXIV. Even Rainbow Dash isn't that awesome. :rainbowhuh:

six-meter long Thompson submachine gun

A gun ... taller than my two story house. ... Actually, that's rather tame by this point. :twilightsmile:

Whoa-ohh, black betty, bam-A-lam

Now if only AJ could play two of them, she could do Dueling Banjos and completely overwhelm Dash.

3727976 Noooooooo! It can't end here! (Seriously, you are continuing this, right?)

doing nothing more exciting that scrape at the dirt

*than

Solid hilariousness throughout, even if often characterization came secondthird to RuleOfFunny and RuleOfCool. Can't wait to read the next part.

Welp, Rarity would definitely feel at home as a Protoss what with all them glowing and shining doodads they have. :rainbowlaugh:

This is so gloriously over the top, that it is simply painful to read... but in a good way somehow. I couldn't stop laughing. :rainbowlaugh:

Noooooo Trixie got glassed!:trixieshiftright:

That was a lovely romp. Well done, and ended with a nice sequel hook.

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