Little Dash is found in a box with a broken leg, a heartwarming tale.
I WEPT TEARS
SO MANY MANLY TEARS SHED ON THAT DAY
You made me cry during class. Jerk.
story of the year 2013
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP DINNER
Bring on the hate comments...
... This was pure win, and pure evil. All at the same time.
That awkward moment when a pegasus, which is a mythological creature that is believed doesn't exist is put down just because she broke her leg.
Extreme vet derp.
Decently written, but way too cynical for my tastes. Also, misleading story description is misleading. "Heartwarming" my !
I've been double-crossed!
And that's how Equestria was unmade
ALL MY TEARS
Coming to your house with a shotgun~
That was one of the hardest punch in the face I've ever had. Wtf?
You, my friend, are an evil, maniacal, cynical bastard. I salute you
Heartwarming my ASS! Goddamnit, you killed a filly Dashie!
I must admit, I've done worse, but that isn't the point. You killed a LITTLE FILLY! FILLY DASHIE! FUUUUUUU---
I cried buckets of tears. This was so heartwarming and moving, to know that people are willing to do their jobs as veterinarians just warms my heart to levels not yet described by our greatest scholars. Thank you for writing such a magnificent and tantalizing story. Surely, this perfected piece of prose will go down into the annals of history as the greatest opus to have ever graced this Earth. I truly thank you.
Seriously though, it was pretty hilarious. Already, the angry and dense comments have been amazing to read so far. Kudos, 5/5.
>>225246225246 lol nice
Hmm...While I like the concept, I don't think it was executed all too well. There wasn't much development. I never got a chance to get attached to the Dashie in this story, so I wasn't upset at all at the end.
THAT WAS NOT NICE AT ALL
You should check yo self, before you wiggidy wreck yo self.
You too broski.
I feel so terrible for laughing right now.
I cannot be made to cry or to be grossed out. I feel that men should not be effeminate (not that feelings are effeminate, just crying and being grossed out), and I... actually laughed a bit at this. Can't help it. But, it was well-written, even if taken a bit from the famous 'My Little Dashie'.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST DOCTORS
Or chiropractors but that's more for a different reason
confound these conflicting emotions
Well, that didn't turn out quite the way I expected it...
And on a completely unrelated note, I'm suddenly feeling very sick.
I humbly request you keep this story going, one way or another. That's just too damn sad. Maybe ponies have an immunity to the stuff she got injected with??? Please??
When the rest find out, there will be fire, screaming, and cupcakes.
*Darth Vader yell* NNNNANANAAAAAWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Nope, they're extra susceptible to it. She's DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
What. The, Hell?
Why would you eat Rainbow Dash!!!
First Reaction: Aww, noooo! That's so sad! Why would she do this?! *Manly Tears"
After Reading The Last Sentence: FUCK THIS! NO! NO! WHAT THE HELL!?! JUST WRONG! JUST....NO!
It's funny because this is about ten times better than the original fic.
Author, I love you.
>>225366225366 It would be the most awesome meal ever.
Sequel, by eating her he turns into a horrible pony-x-human mutant monster with Dashie powers.
I also suppose I should be glad that he just put her down instead of f--king her brains out? I was expecting the latter.
So... thank you? I guess?
I laughed for wayyyyy longer than I should have. Heck, I really shouldn't have laughed at all. It reminds me of the depressing weeks that Cyanide and Happiness do. Dark, dark humour. I freakin' love it, hahaha.
Is it bad I laughed from the horrifyingness (Is that even a word?) of this story? It... was just... Oh, who cares. Still, it was funny in a horrifyingly cruel way. But seriously, that last sentence made me almost punch your avatar. You don't have to go that far, and wouldn't eating an animal that just got put down be... Oh, I dunno, bad? Since the poison stuff is still there?
You're right; it really does remind me of something out of a Depressing Comics Week. Has anyone crossed C&H with ponies yet? Because they should.
WTF was that?!
Rainbow Dash is best dinner?
dude, wtf you're a total hoovehole. thx for trolling haha you win NOT you lose at life. You may have tagged it with sad, but it's definitely not "heartwarming".
Wow... that was some arrival. I thought for a minute there, it's going to be okay, then.... blam!
That's some dynamic entry man, I am undecided if this is a touching story or..... something else entirely?
BTW, what does the color of the rainbow taste like?
Well I did the following
Tried to stop crying
Read last sentence
You sir, made me cry more in the past 5 minutes, than I have in forever...
YOU FUCKING ATE HER?
So... how do they taste...?
I've never killed a filly before.
the last sentence, WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!
Saw it coming
>implying any of this is real
>implying this isn't a fanfic based off the saddest (in a "OH I LOVE DASHIE SO MUCH PLEASE COME INTO MY LIFE" sense) story since Past Sins
Seriously, stop being all butt frustrated at a story.
>inb4 trying to greentext on fimfiction
Someone misunderstood my comments.
Point still stands, quit gettin' mad at filly deaths.
I've never read Past Sins,
>>225366225366 Too be fair, I've been hungry enough to eat a horse on more than one occasion.
Anyway, I laughed. I've read My Little Dashie, it's sequel and then it's threequel. All have made me feel something. This did too. I found this quite funny. My Little Dinner: Garnish is Magic.
Even though, I'm quite sure people don't kill horses nowadays if they break a leg. I've known several friends who have been in that very situation and the horse was nursed back to health. Hell, I'm quite sure if it's a young horse, healing it's leg should be easier.
Anyway, people relax. It was sad and had some mild dark humor, but it's not as if it's My Little Dashie: Burlap Bags and Rivers are Awesome.
OMG if something happens to my dogs ill make it ALOT more clear of what i want done. major vet
biggest facehoof of my life
I wasn't sure if if I should have been laughing or crying in response to this, so, after a bit of deliberation, did both.
You're pure evil.
I never said you did.
I used it as a comparison for fan reactions dealing with anything "My Little Dashie" related.
NO! FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU! HE'S GOING TO EAT FILLY RAINBOW DASH! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!
And on a completely unrelated note: This fic is completely and utterly sad. She put down Rainbow Dash... AND THEN THAT DICK IS GOING TO EAT HER!
Yeah, at least this fic is interesting. The original MLD is terribly written, annoying, and boring.
How. Fucking. DARE YOU!
How dare I not be an obsessive fanboy?...
How dare he...have an opinion?
I'm well aware of that.
Wow. This short story is hilarious and twisted, I love it. Satire is best comedy.
Also, what's with all the hate, guys? That is neither love nor tolerance and I am severely disappoint.
I laughed my head off after i read this, bloody hilarious.
*Celestia breaks down the door*
"WHERE THE BUCK IS MY PEGASUS?"
I... I think this is enough internet for the day...
WHAT THE FU- I mean hay, WHAT IS THIS?! "I don't have to pick up dinner today"?! THE HELL IS THIS?! Just...NO!
And for that, I Wushu salute you
I've never seen such a moving story is so few words.
Bravo good sir, bravo.
What. The. FUCK. No really, I couldn't stop laughing. I'm a horrible person.
...squeak squeak squeak
That was........ different and beautiful at the same time
Fly my Dashie fly
Wonderful, beautiful, awesome. Truly a gripping tale that speaks to us all.
You're a goddamned genius, author. I couldn't stop laughing.
I have never cried so much before. I find this hard to type as the tears cascade out, obscuring my vision. Truly a work of literary genius.
Oh god, this story is just so touching. Truly, this is a marvel of our generation, destined to god down through the ages.
I salute you.
That is all.
My life has been forever changed by this wonderful piece of fanfiction. Thank you so much.
So much better than the original.
And people say the original was sad. This is much a much better story. It even has soul-crushing depression and mental illness!
Rainbow Dash, Pegasus Pony Foal (Tame) has been put down.
Urist McUslessMigrant has gone berserk!
Urist McAnimalCaretaker has been struck down!
Wow, this was just...wow.
I'm not ever sure how to describe it, but it felt much more emotional to me than the original ever did. It's just sad for so many reasons, the biggest being that the person is clearly delusional to the point of him not even realizing it. We as the readers know he's clearly delusional, but he doesn't, and that's what makes it so crushing. It's like some bizarro satire of the original and I love it.
Some can find it funny for being over the top and some, like me, can see it as a bit depressing for it's theme. Really, it was short, but at least I actually felt a ping of actual emotion unlike the original, which was bloated and sappy to an obnoxious extreme.
I am going straight to hell for laughing so hard. Just so, so funny. Black humour doesn't even begin to cover it. Just so funny.
I'm crying from laughter!
There aren't enough words in the world to describe this fanfic. I'll try to find the most appropriate...
...Okay, found it.
I'm just gonna be completely honest about this fic. It just makes the guy seem really creepy. I mean a taxidermist, really? It just reminded me of taxidermy grandma from Jackass. It's just some sick twisted joke. Don't get me wrong, you have a great writing style, just a weak story writing trait. This story for me just made me think it was an injustice to the original. In the original, the man had gotten stronger with Dashie whether she was real or a figment of his imagination. This story made him digress into some lonely soul, whose only source of comfort is a stuffed pegasus.
I can't decide between crying, laughing and falling into a pit of despair. I don't think I've ever felt this... confused about a story before. It's horrible. It's touching. It's sad. It's comical.
My brain is full of fuck.
>>225395225395 In the sequel Spike becomes the new Rainbow Dash. And dies too
the tears are raining down my face
because I can't stop laughing
I hear filly meat is the best.
SUCH POETIC STORYTELLING
I CAN'T TAKE IT
Always excellent to see someone take a shot at the fandom's second most overrated fic, though, in all seriousness.
The chapters are short and so is the story, but it's got my brain twisted in a knot. Also, a freaking butter knife?