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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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Simply wonderful.
Wow, how mature of you.
I was hoping for the fic to use the actual ponies in the show, but these wierd creepypasta horses are alright i guess...funny fic anyway
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I'm super mature.
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There're supposed to be normal, not-cannibal-horse ponies later, but it hasn't gotten to that part yet.
haven't read it but I'm guessing god is going to be like that annoying priest from skyrim
Ah, yes... The Holy Bible. The greatest story ever SOLD! I swear, it was written by the Flim Flam brothers.
You have my full attention on this. I shall have to read this to see what you did.
Eh... got as far as the title...
already feel offended and im not even all that religious to begin with.
good work?
>tfw the memories
I'll get mine up too, I guess.
This could very well be the autobiography of L. Ron Hubbard. Coincidentally, you should write another one where Fred Phelps is the first brony. Also this: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
4217364 "FOR I LOVE YOU"~heimskeir
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I've had this sitting in my stories box for almost a year now. It doesn't seem like it's been that long...
Time sure flies when you're wasting your life on stupid ponies.
4217373
Another day, another successful mission.
Overtly provocative and boring, about what I expected from this. Work on your comedic rhytyhm. I'm not mad, just get good, son. Get good.
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I don't think you know what 'provocative' means, and your comment overall was worthless and made little sense. "Comedic rhytyhm" sounds like something you made up to sound smart. If you don't find it funny, that's great, but you're acting like some comedy genius, which you're clearly not.
You make me sick.
I have no problem with comedies that poke a little fun at Christianity, 'cuz hey, you should be able to poke fun at everyone, as long as you're not a douche about it.
...you're being a douche about it.
Downvote.
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I...you...*inhale*
...Nope. Can't do it.
This is hilarious mate, good job.
Pretty funnyy, keep it up.
4217788 That was my thoughts exactly... and I guess some christian was not happy with my previous comment lol
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Try every Christian who saw it. Tends to happen when you say what you did about the Bible.
This story attacks many people on a personal level it hurts quite bad I know, but to anymore Christians or Catholics, Protestants, and Mormons, remember.
Forgive and forget.
Y u dilike mah coment?
4218072 And someone downvoted your comment lol
Was probably a butthurt christian. You know how to tell when a christian is butthurt? They're christian... they're ALWAYS butthurt!
"This is a crossover with my favorite work of fiction."
HA
Yeah The Bible.
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I'm perfectly aware of the downvotes on my comment. The whole reason I came back to this page was to see how many it had gotten.
Please, I have no illusions about the opinions of people visiting this story page. I knew the moment I started typing my first comment that I'd get more downvotes than upvotes (assuming I wasn't ignored outright). To be honest, I'm surprised that it only has 4.
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Go back and look at all the comments praising this story, and compare them to the ones by people who don't like it. Which ones have more upvotes and less downvotes? Someone is butthurt here, but it isn't the Christians. Heck, I didn't even give any downvotes (I rarely do, unless you REALLY piss me off, which no one here has), I just replied.
But then there's you, giving comments that basically amount to LOL CHRIS-CHANS SUX! I'd say that if anyone's butthurt, it's you: butthurt both by Christianity itself and by the fact that people, both Christians and non-Christians, don't like fics like this.
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Already done. I'm more exasperated than angered by this fic.
4218326 I am laughing at their anger. Because, with my experience, they are the first to bitch when something is not the way they demand it should be. And, to be honest, it is not just christianity, but most any organized religion that is like that
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That's not an attribute of organized religion, that's an attribute of humans, and organized religions are made up of, who else, humans. Plus, it's highly unlikely that just Christians are disliking this fic. Look at 4217373, he's not even Christian and he's offended by this.
And besides, what anger are you talking about? It seems to me that all the dislike here is simply that, dislike, and rather tame at that. Alright, I said the author was being a douche...because he is. I didn't go on a giant rant about it, nor was I really angered by this fic. I just didn't like it. It's the same for pretty much everyone else.
By that logic, any time you voice your dislike of something, you're doing the same exact thing as "butthurt" Christians and bitching about it. In which case you're being a hypocrite.
oh my god this is amazing
I tip my fedora at the euphoria given to me from reading this story.
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4218335 Nope, I'm a Christian myself and I found this story to be just plain stupid.
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Right...
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You just completely contradicted yourself, seeing as what you quoted is about as not-stupid as it gets.
I'm a Christian myself and I find you just plain stupid. Never let me catch you in my swamp, you tiny, smelly swine.
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You seem to have a thing for insulting everyone who disagrees with you.
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I only insult people who come asking for insults.
This is too perfect
PRAISE JEEZY!
Simply glorious
write more!
Jesus died for our sins, but you have committed more than I can count with this story. That being said, please keep this story rolling.
ah good old isl... I mean Christianity yeah good old Christianity
I have autism so, I'm offended by what's in here!
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Might makes right, & in the negative sense. "I'm right because I am mightier then thou! And you can't stop me!!!!"
What is even the point of this story? I’m a Christian and this story is wrong!