"Hi. My name's Zaiker Pony. That's Z-A-I-K-E-R, Zie-kurr. If you asked me or anyone who knows me, we'd say I'm just your average, everyday pony. We'd be lying to you, though. I'd probably put me more along the lines of 'extraordinary.' Well, actually, that makes me sound conceited (which is true, but I digress) when I'm really just abnormal. You see... I haven't always been a pony. I used to be a human, living on Earth. Now I'm a pony, living in Equestria. Yeah, yeah, you've heard it before, blah blah, but this isn't another one of those 'ooh look at the human-pony save everything and get all the mares whoop whoop' stories. Nah, this is just my story of how I single-hoofedly disrupted the balance of our fantasy land by just being, well... me!"
(HiE adaptation of an old story I wrote; probably won't be any good; I'm also not very sure where I'm going with this...)
13th Feb 2012
14th Nov 2012