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Kaidan
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my reaction to the word count...
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"platypus, packaging, mummification, mast, {space}."
All my fetishes in one place, how did you ever know?
That's a lot of clop.
Also: SO MANY GOOD FETISHES
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Indeed, thankfully, we have the stamina of ten Barney's!
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Twilight knows everything. She is best princess.
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My reaction to your avatar:
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2643131 yeah, it's really cute
DAMN. This should be fun.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You. You. YOU. You. Just. You. Damn. You. Fuck. You. Just. You. Woah.
i fucking love this story
ok first off WTF idi i just read??? it wad disterbinly awesome! and the refrences are like awesome i;m lost for words
“Don’t be silly,” Vinyl said. “One does not simply ‘break’ a human! They’ve existed for over 9,000 years!” ha! my little wubsy whats next? firs we had lyra's human next depy's human and cumming soon (pun) Vinyls human wow sooooo many refrences!!!!
and the best thing is my NAME IS MATTHEW!!!!!!!!
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A tad creepy. Would you.... accept Matthews fate, Matthew?
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Eeyup.
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Words are not required, only lots of latex.
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I love fucking this story too.
Not trying to be mean but this is fucked up shit also I think this needs a dark tag
:|
Will read...but damn, that word count...
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I don't know what went wrong!
It's 5k words pre-clop build up (suiting up into latex pony suit.)
Then 5k losing control to the ponies.
Then 5k of absolute insanity.
Then 1k of extra-dark ending.
Approved.
HAY...I can't upvote this.
What the fuck is going on there.
Can I use this comment a upvote, because I would love to.
2643826MINE TOO!!
Yes this was awesome
I couldnt even finish because the story was taking too long. I hate the ending, because I hate mind-alteration and helplessness.
I saw, I fapped, I came.
I need a shower now, a very fucking long shower....
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Please, deadpool is best hero, and he gets it. It is a satire, a trap, to get you knee deep in a dozen fetishes and unable to climb back out....
What fun is clop without a little chaos?
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2644879 approval logged into duty roster at 12:02am.
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That's the best part when people have to stop mid-stroke because the "enemy fetish" gets mentioned. Also, foreplay is best pony. Last, only Matthew who lured two girls, bound them, and wanted to roofie and rape them, got mind controlled. The two, sweet girls, chose to go to Equestria.
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Got room for one more?
This story. I tried to stop writing, stayed up til 4am it was all I could think of...
Read the warnings: Nope, all the worlds forced scootaloo fanfic sex ain't gonna make me read this, not my cuppah tea.
What started as an interesting experience turned into a horrendous nightmare.
Complete with reference to Twilight's Dollhouse.
Creepy as fuck.
"paper clips"
-.o?............
is it a bad thing that i envy those humans? like seriously, i kinda wanna get fucked by vinyl and twi like that now. and im a guy
2643843 i dont know
Oh god, it's you again.
creepy as hell. feel bad for matthew and honestly this fiction creeped the fuck outta me. that's some messed up shit... doesnt mean i didnt fap to it though.
Similar to the time I brought mentholated spirits to a proposed burn off I am hesitant to start this because somewhere along the way I know this will get horribly out if hand (in a non sexual manner).
So spoilers please, good/bad Story?
*reads first 10 chapters of FPS*
Hey I'm hardened (NOT IN A SEXUAL MANNER, BTW) at this point, I'm ready for anything.
*reads this story*
WAIT, I LIEEEEEED, I WAS NOT! I WAS NOT READY FOR ANYTHING NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE
Also...this story has made me paranoid.
Wow... you just went for it eh? I lost track of the number of fetishes this story had. Not entirely sure I wanted to count them up either. That ending with the Mattie Doll and implied Big Mac stuff was a humorous connection to the Doll House series. Well played.
Overall it was like a much more involved chapter of the "other" series you have going on. The down side was that the zanniness of the other series hinges on the shortness of the chapters. Taking the same route with this one but making it longer made it lose that touch of clopedy you have going (though not completely). I'd say the juxtaposition of the ponies personalities compared to how they are in the show plays into this as the longer the story the more the punch line of absurdity gets drawn out and loses its steam.
There was a lot of pronoun and position mix ups in the story. Things like saying X is screwing Y's snooch only to then change it to Z is in Y's snooch the next paragraph. So I got the impression the story was rushed out on the content flow front.
Also, the whole part with Vinyl tricking Twilight into thinking Matt had always been female would have been a lot more convincing if Vinyl hadn't kept using a male pronoun throughout the end of the story. "He's always been a girl!" "He wasn't that fun" etc. I'm pretty sure Twilight would pick up on that. I think it would have been funner if she had and stated shes simply didn't care, "Vinyl, he was obviously male so why didn't you just say you wanted to leave him as a female instead of trying to trick me? I don't really care either way."
i have absolutely no idea what was happening the entire time. can someone explain it to me? actually, i dont think i want to know
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And if you'd spent more than one sentence establishing that detail before punishing him for it, as opposed to the entire first act making it clear that the girls saw it as safe, sane and consensual, I might agree with that reasoning. Downvoting this one, which is not to say that I won't be coming back...
2645510 So, is that a yes or a no.
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Guess there's a down side to skipping through, but wouldn't that fact be mentioned in the start anyway?
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2647992 --There's an app for that.
2647873 --I skip the plot in clop, prefering a pony's plot to a story's plot..... anyhow, Matthew fumes over how he had planned to bind, gag, and roofie them and have tons of kinky sex with them, and in the end, he's the one who was turned into a mindless sex doll. It's somewhere between the futa five way and the packaging/encasement scene. Also, the preceding sentence was the most epic sentence I've ever written.
2647746--A comment won't count as an upvote, I don't know why it won't let you upvote. Did you try toggling it to a down-vote and back? ctrl-F5? Asking Knighty nicely to come upvote the fic for you? I'm out of ideas.
2647459--People complain that I advocate rape, and that I'm cruel because most of the humans end up as mindless sex toys (which is sort of the best part of satire) so I threw a one-liner in their to excuse Twilight brutally murdering his humanity to turn him into a sex toy. I'm surprised anyone actually read it, and quite proud of you. I would have just read paragraphs containing pussy, cunt, cock, dick, cooch, or clit in the first sentence.
2647376--Don't ask.... If the story makes sense, you're beyond hope. It's not suppose to make sense, therefore, you must acquit!
2647313--It burns! Stop using logic! ... This started as a short chapter for my "other" series. It grew exponentially, and all my editors were like "Oh, I only read Darf's clop because it's over the top!" or "I only clop when I'm in the mood!" or "I'm super busy getting laid by my girlfriend while typing this sentence!" So yeah... not rushed so much as me ignoring grammar because clop. Anyhow, you can bet I'll go back in and fix those things you mentioned. It was so hard coming up with so many fetishes in one (I tried to include absolutely everything); let alone thinking of twenty different ways to say "she/he came."
2647187--Victory is mine!
2646370 --Good story: Author spends 5k words describing the sexiness of getting clad and bound in latex. Then, ponies show up. Have four way with Sara and Matt. Bend genders. Sara does Matt. Fetishes ahoy, as they test out every combination of genitilia. Everyone gets a happy ending with lots and lots of orgasms. No scat, no foalcon, no vore. Read it, what have you got to lose, aside from your sanity?
2646365 --I'd take Sara's place, but definitely not Matt's. Also it's supposed to freak you out. You should be very scared if a pony shows up wanting to have sex. I mean, they're not even supposed to exist!
2646296 --I get that a lot. Why can't I write good literature and the filth /b/ dredges off the floor of the gas-station restroom at the same time? I have yet to hear a good answer....
2646230 --In most latex doll stories, they have like 24/7 orgasms from just being looked at. I mean, because that's totally realistic. Now, if Mac gets a marefriend and packs Matthew up, forgets about him, and Matthew spends eternity in a waste dump.... wow, on second thought, DON'T DO IT!
2645903 --If it's a bad thing I don't want any good things. If fan fiction is shameless wish fullfillment, this is like wish fullfillment on roid-rage, and anyone who says they didn't enjoy it is either lying! Magical Endless Pony Safe Sex? Why didn't they teach that in high school? That's way better than Plan B.
2645821 --There's a brief scene where Twilight places a paper clip on her "notes" she took during the orgy, and it turns her on, and she comes. Also, I know I misspelled that. I didn't want to spoiler tag it. I have a tiny bit of decency for Woona.
2645699 --That's sort of the theme of any clop I write. "Oh, interesting, I didn't know he read clop. Hmm, oh yeah, let me just move this hand here... oh yeah.... HOLY @#$* BALLS!" And then I laugh out loud. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
2645532 --Like, 75% of the warnings were made up or exaggerated. I decided to flag it for everything. I mean, it does contain a little of everything, but it's not in your face with it; it's in your pants.
2648712 I was able to fix the problem.
So thats another upvote for you.
Drepy, was that you that mest with tha site?
OH, thats ok. *hugs*
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Haha, too funny! And completely understandable. Well cool, glad to hear my logic helped (regardless of how much it burned). Another thing to look at, which I forgot to mention originally, is how the plans of the ponies for the three humans afterward seemed to change a few times. At first it was to take the two original gals and leave Matt, then Twilight wanted to not leave "witnesses" (which itself made no sense since all the other ponies did just that), then Twilight was going to take both but drop them off again later anyway, THEN she decided Mattie the doll would be a good present for Big Mac (awesome twist ending by the way, you managed to sneak just ONE more fetish in there). Also, they started the gender swap deal based on "Which gender has the best orgasms", but neither of them comment on it after the first round etc.
It was a crazy read and it was bold of you to just put it all out there despite the depravity so I enjoyed reading it for the sake of the madness (for lack of a better term). So! Thanks for that yo~
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I actually didn't see it until I went looking for it after reading the comment. I just don't think it needed to come out of nowhere like that. Maybe if he hadn't shown so much concern for Sara's comfort (ie, trying to stop Twilight from using such a large butt plug), or if Katie wasn't quite so enthusiastic as him about it. So yeah, while I may have a general problem with disproportionately cruel endings (even in black comedy), it's a storytelling problem that crosses the line for me.
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I shall accept my punishment to be no fewer than ten lashes on the quarterdeck at eleven o'clock.
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Maybe that's why it's not featured.
I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
There were too many plot-holes (of the wrong kind)
*OH YEAH*
(also awful grammar. I regret nothing, and neither does Scootaloo.)
2648712 what about wonna now?....
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I wanted my comment to be safe for woona, as opposed to not safe for woona (NSFW)
2649008 oooh gotcha....
That is... the most... That is the most trigger words I've ever seen listed for a one chapter story...
2648712 yea thats sounds bad so...i will stick to my normal life
2648712No, you do a good job. It's just that after reading your Forced Pony Sex story... I can't seem to take you that seriously.
Well, gotta say i pretty much flipped through the part without brightly colored quadrupeds of any kind
then this happened
"I'd do what she asks if i where you, that's not an empty threat, I've seen it happen before, innocent critters transformed into nutritious flying fruits..THE HORROR!!
well, back to reading
I see things are getting heated up, rewound & torn down
FOR SCIENCE
muffins?