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Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning to find she's undergone some changes. She shortly discovers she wasn't the only one. (New cover art by Jamey4 on deviantart http://jamey4.deviantart.com/)
Warning, this work of fiction contains multiple fourth wall breaks, massive silliness, and more than a trace amount of alicorns.
The author may or may not have snapped at times in the writing of this work, and it shows. Bring a towel, you may get wet.
Hah. God this made me laugh. I saw the Title and thought, Nooo... It can't be... And then.. The authors. Five Stars for sheer spectacularity.
*Edit* Just as soon as I can get on my computer proper. My Current internet viewer is having issues with showing me the stars
An informative piece, but comedy? The Alicorn Virus is no laughing matter. Hundreds of ponies have to be put down every year, spirited away from their lives and families in the dead of night, before the transformation can reach its full potential. I mean, can you imagine the havoc if it spread? Divinity running rampant, deities everywhere, the world being shaped and reshaped by the slightest whim of its inhabitants...
Don't think I'm exaggerating when I say "the slightest whim", either. Before Princess Celestia had learned to control her new powers, somepony with more sense of humor than sense slipped a sea pony into her bathtub as a prank. Now there are no sea ponies. I'll let you draw your own conclusions about the dangers of uncontrolled godhood.
>>213171 No, but I think I'm a god and I'm gonna overthrow Celestia!
*Ten years later, Is in Canterlot Palace, on phone*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?!
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!
*presses button, Arizona State University explodes*
MUAHAHAHAA, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha, man... I'm just going to go ahead and add this to my little view of the FIM-verse. Celestia keeps a copy of this on her bookshelf, and any stories involving Twilight turning into an Alicorn would probably go so much simpler if she just asked Celestia right away if there was a book on the subject.
Are you bucking kidding me? When you are 97 and still feel like a kid inside, you'll wish you had a thousand more wonderful years to be a brony. Things just keep getting better. Just think the Internet didn't even work well before '95. And if we lived forever maybe we would take better care of our planet, knowing we couldn't just f it up and dump it on our kids. And add a paragraph about over preening or you'll end up looking like Twilight until next molting season she OCDed the buck out of herself, and she now has bald spots in her wings and feathers stuck in her carpets!>>214408 OMC I forgot to track this now i have 6 chapters to read and no input.
>>212961 I'll admit I hesitated to submit this for that very reason, but what I was attempting was to write a fictional nonfiction pamphlet if such a thing makes sense. I decided to write the type of text twilight herself would search for in this situation. The Manuals were written with humans in mind, telling them how to use their "units" (haha double entendre) What I was trying to write here was intended for the reading of fictional characters. I could I suppose have framed it within a story but since the story would largely consist of "Spike! I have wings! help me research this!" followed by "Oh thank Celestia, I have ruled out x y and z, now to go to canterlot for my further studies/political coup" it would not have made much of a story. Knightly seems to concur since he approved the submission.
>>214491 you have to realize. death is for the best, If there was no death there would be ten time the people on the earth. No not just people the population of every living organism would be exponentially larger. I would rather die with my friends than outlive everyone on the earth. Death is a necessary part of life.
dam I didn't know I had a philosophical side
(Stereotypical Irish cop voice, reminiscent of the Bugs Bunny cartoons): All right, all right, what's goin' on in here!?
((Well, you did the right thing by submitting it.)) Dr. Cann, I think I saw his thesis somewhere. Dr. Thissdens, I'll admit I haven't heard of, but a Ph.D in Pegasus Studies means Cloudsdale University, doesn't it? Good school. I just hope he wasn't an undergrad at Cloudsdale State, as that's a total party school.
>>215126 Me too, except I'm a virgin because I don't actual like sex, but shipping is fun to read, and funny, and kinky too. I think you have to be a pony first to become an alicorn. So you are half way there. Oo, oo, I do hugs and kisses, if anyone want's some. Oops to much red wine.
I cringe every time I read about how alicorns have to deal with the issue of immortality. This one is funny, but the part where you write about immortality makes me actually sad.
And now I finally know why living forever is actually a terrible thing, and why many powerful immortal beings in fiction/games/movies often go completely out of mind.
>>215322 Okay, I gotta think....*Sound of old car motor trying to start* I've got it! *Car engine starts*
*Gets in 1973 Cadillac Series 75 Limosuine, hooks jumper cables from battery to tail(I'm a pony!), starts car, amplifies my magic x-120450459396426!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Takes over world, gets stared down by Molestia*
Um... Maybe I should resign from power, your highness...WAIT...NO!! I SAID I'D RESIGN! DON'T PUT THAT THERE! G'AAAAAAGH!
*sniff*
I smell satire.
*sniffx2*
I laughed. Spotted two references to my fic in here. Good job.
Now someone make a fic about this "Alicorn Virus" that I'm hearing so much about. I wanna read it. It oughta be hilarious!
But yet, I can't help but feel like I caused it...
Oh well.
>>216290 Perhaps, I'm not opposed to writing more of happy twilight growing wings to counterbalance the many many tales of madness those big feathery purple things seem to cause her. I also referenced a few guides in here which do not exist, yet. I am currently basking in a glow of appreciation but I'd be lying if I said I am not struck with the creative bug here.
How do I egg this bug on?
How about a GIFt?
Glad you remembered Earth Pony strength. Given the things Twilight canonically survived up until now... Of course, if you take into consideration Pinkie's clairvoyance (a clear Unicorn trait) and Fluttershy's unnatural rapport with beasts (a traditional Earth Pony ability), all the mane six could be proto-Alicorns...
>>216408 I was going for a complete omnibus of fanonically accepted Alicorn traits yes, I only left out "Equestria's Twilight" that version flies in the face of all others, in that the process is a slow change taking decades, and somehow involves organ duplication. That and wings ripping out of your back after trying to grow for years just sounds unpleasant and very unlikely to be something our poor twilight could sleep soundly through.
>>216408 oh good god, each of them becoming alicorns... why must you tempt my brain with such things? crap... Oh god I got the Pinkie Pie chapter and reality was reshaped, they had to release discord to stop her... Brain you cannot be trusted with such things.
A potion to become an alicorn?
ITS A TRAP!
LOL another twilight is an alicorn fic!
>>216531 it was... at first. but now my poor brain says otherwise. I changed the status because with the story elements added I think I want to take this little fic further. I now have a happy Twilight Sparkle Alicorn, this is a story I've always wanted to read. I am not sure where I will go, but I will try to make it interesting.
You know, it occurs to me that someone should write a fic where a different Pony wake-up as an Alicorn... I recall precisely one none Twilight Pony-becomes-Alicorn-fic (it was Rainbow Dash) but outside of that... what about the others? How would Rarity or Fluttershy react? Hell, why limit it to Pegasus and/or Unicorns? I bet Pinkie Pie would be monstrously meta as an Alicorn!
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:I think I should inform you that he's jumping up and down, spewing out cries of achievement.
How d"o you do anything without setting the world on fire with this much strength?"
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