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Todaywrite write write1 comments · 8 views
do it do it do it
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I posted this to a dick on YouTube. I look back on it and laugh while holding back vomit. Please enjoy.
The first example of my bad grammar is perfectly grammatically acceptable. Are you just not noticing, in your own comments, the wrong form of 'it's' in the last paragraph? Or the capital letter after the colon in the same paragraph? Or the fucking word 'boarders'? Talk about made-up fucking words. It's 'borders', you worthless slice of smegma.
Oh, nothing? How about the first paragraph, with a missing apostrophes and periods?
Oh, not fucking enough? Let's move to paragraph three: a singular of the word 'post' when it should be plural, multiple missing colons, and an improper structure in the second-to-last sentence.
I'm past logic now, since you seem to hate it so much. The only reason I would be losing is because I'm continually responding to someone whose eloquence ranks lower than my dead mother's. You reply every fucking time with a massive load of bullshit and refuse to defend yourself in any palpable or reasonable way because you're a fourteen-year-old twat with his mother's computer. You've wasted hours of my time - time I could have spent in a more honorable way skinning babies. You've missed the purpose of the original comment to go on a hollow, self-serving joyride that means nothing because it's text on a fucking screen and I've run out of pity for you.
Let me sum this up. If you are a troll, you are masterful. You are god-tier, and I congratulate you fully. You've accomplished your goal to a staggering and infuriating degree. If you are not a troll, please never speak to anyone ever again because I guarantee you'll make more enemies than friends. You are muted, reported, and under any other effect I can put on you to give myself SOME semblance of watery vengeance against some random Internet asshole whose head is so far up his own rectum even his nose is full of shit. You won, celebrate with a white Russian and bounce - permanently - you massive cunt.
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So, does anyone else get this? Whenever I read TKAG, now officially my crowning achievement, I have this little smile on my face like "wow shit I did that." It's not the best story that's ever lived on the universes, but it's MINE and I did it. ME did that. I transformed these characters who are children on a children's show into two people I would get along with in real life. I'm fucking drawing these morons over and over because I goddamn LIKE MY CHARACTERS. MINE.
... Anyways, does anyone else get that sometimes?
I'm gonna update it soon
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didn't I write her once