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AlChestBreach and his motley, do-or-die crew conquered the Wasteland, and now, they're in Equestria to conquer friendship itself. Join them on an epic quest to do what they've never done before: not use their weaponry to slaughter everything in sight.

Well, maybe not most things...

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First Published
10th May 2013
Last Modified
10th May 2013
#1 · 84w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

Hey, guess what I do instead of work with my old stories?

I resurrect dead ones. I'm a scumbag like that.

So, yeah! Return of the Brown Bear himself! Get 'er done!

#2 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

SO let me get this straight its a group composed of the Human AL, the Protectron Ballarms, the former Brain bot Janet, the zombie (or ghoul) Jerry, the radroach Steve and the Deathclaw Mister Cuddlesworth.

Correct or did i forget anything?

#3 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2556702 Nope. Dream team all there.

#4 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

DAYUM!

#5 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

Steve all the way!

#6 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

I think you captured Al and his companions perfectly, I was laughing for most of the chapter, i'll be awaiting more.

#7 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2556789

Steve is best Radroach. He should get a story to himself.

#8 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

"Hey, what happened to that, anyway?"

"You lost it."

Stupid thing teleported me to Primm and dissappeared, even the mod author says that this cannot be fixed. Fuck it.:facehoof:

#9 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2556941

Someone needs to write that story.

#10 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

I have no idea what I just read.

#11 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

Well it was bound to happen. And I'm glad

#12 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

Have Cuddles rip apart a Manticore and have Fluttershy witness it, that'd be funny.

#13 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

i give this all the fucks and all the wins i can muster

#14 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

''I did the only thing i could, I freaked the fuck out!  not like normal freaking the fuck out, this was like, omg there's 18 spiders in my shoes and the have BOMBS strapped to them!'' - AlChestBreach

''o-ho-ho bullet to the skull you say?'' best line ever:rainbowlaugh:

#16 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

Jesus christ, this is literally impossible to not read. First one to link the breacher of chests this wins.

#17 · 84w, 1d ago · · ·

my god i LOVE AL

#19 · 84w, 23h ago · · ·

>>2554310 needs more chumpkins

#20 · 84w, 23h ago · · ·

Oh my god I never thought I would see this.

Mr. Cuddlesworth is best pony.

Keep this going, you hussy!

#21 · 84w, 18h ago · · ·

MOAR DAMNIT.

I DEMAND MOAR.

YOU STUPID BASTARD.

#22 · 84w, 15h ago · · ·

"Did someone slip Niner's drugs in my Nuka Cola?"

#23 · 84w, 7h ago · · ·

One regret about this story.

It wont let me hit the like button more than once.

#24 · 84w, 4h ago · · ·

finally someone made a fic about Alchestbreach

#25 · 84w, 4h ago · · 1 ·

is alchestbreach still human or became a pony?

because it is cool if he became a pony

#26 · 84w, 4h ago · 1 · ·

someone should send Al this

#27 · 84w, 3h ago · · ·

>>2562125 I'd rather not. I'd personally hate it if people started shoving their fics in my face. Especially from a fandom that has a less-than-reputable reputation.

#28 · 84w, 34m ago · · ·

I said microwave...

#29 · 83w, 6d ago · 8 · ·

I was waiting for this.

It was inevitable. (Like war, it never changes.)

Maybe the code will help somehow? (IT ALWAYS DOES!!)

...Wait.

WHO DISLIKED THIS?!

YOU WILL LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW!!

OR WE WILL FIND YOU!!

DON'T MAKE ME GET SLENDY'S BROTHER!!!!

#30 · 83w, 6d ago · 4 · ·

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I MUST READ THIS!!:raritydespair:

#31 · 83w, 6d ago · 6 · ·

>>2564029b I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT DOWN WHOEVER DISLIKED THIS DOWN AND SMACK THEM WITH A FISH!!! :twilightangry2:

#32 · 83w, 5d ago · · ·

:pinkiecrazy:  I find this amazing, and well kept to what I imagine his personality to be like:pinkiehappy:

#33 · 83w, 3d ago · · ·

Will you add things like console commands or something like that?:derpytongue2:

#34 · 81w, 5d ago · 8 · ·

You should have legion assassins come in like they always do everytime Al does a walkthrough on a mod lol

#35 · 76w, 5d ago · 8 · ·

You Sir need to continue this. NOW:flutterrage:

#36 · 71w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

still alive?

#37 · 70w, 5d ago · 11 · ·

WHY WERE WE NOT TOLD OF THIS STORY'S EXISTANCE?!?

#38 · 70w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

When the hell is the new chapter man?

#39 · 64w, 20h ago · 3 · ·

Where is the next chapter?

#40 · 61w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

Update. Blog give us something to show that you're not dead.

Comment posted by Razorblade11234 deleted at 10:43pm on the 18th of December, 2013
#42 · 46w, 19h ago · 3 · ·

this story is dead and that's a bad thing

#43 · 40w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Awww...no more Chapters?  :fluttercry:

#45 · 36w, 3h ago · 6 · ·

>>4090579 this is how the world works.

horrible fanfic: millions of chapters.

decent fanfic: some chapters.

awesome fanfic: one chapter

#46 · 36w, 2h ago · · ·

>>4223017 You speak many wise words sir.

#47 · 26w, 20h ago · · ·

is this guy even working on a new chapter??

#48 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

User was last on 59w, 1d ago.....

*Rubs back of head*

Guys I don't think he is comeing back anytime soon....

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