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  • E It's Just a Shot

    It’s flu season and everypony in town has to get a flu shot. Unfortunately for Nurse Redheart, sometimes the most macho ponies are the most afraid of needles. How on Equestria is she going to trick Dash into getting her shot?
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  • T Dash of Humanity

    Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
    95,297 words · 19,312 views  ·  2,786  ·  108 · sex
  • T A Puppet To Her Fame

    My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth.
    29,713 words · 9,284 views  ·  1,107  ·  43 · sex · gore
  • T Shattered Prism

    Each night I’m trapped in the dark, immobilized. I hear whispers as they operate on me: they say I shouldn’t be alive. Twilight refuses to tell me about the operation. Sometimes she can’t look me in the eye. What did they do to me?
    32,078 words · 5,882 views  ·  855  ·  32
  • T Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

    I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
    73,323 words · 12,096 views  ·  2,256  ·  100 · sex
  • E Meeting My Hero

    Scootaloo overhears Twilight talking about a time travel machine. She breaks into the library and travels back in time to meet her hero, Rainbow Dash, as a filly. It would have been the perfect plan if Dash had been anything like she expected.
    3,060 words · 5,199 views  ·  615  ·  22
  • T Twilight's Dollhouse II: Lyra's Quest

    Thirty ponies remained trapped in plastic shells as Twilight’s dolls. Lyra left them behind without a second thought. She joins Scootaloo to help rescue them, lest they be trapped for eternity as the last of Twilight’s sanity slips away.
    28,251 words · 2,583 views  ·  350  ·  12
  • E Scootaloo the Fugitive

    Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life
    85,720 words · 3,532 views  ·  351  ·  16

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  • Today
    dragon age crashquisition

    So I realized I was gone for a couple days (and racked up more messages and comments to reply to). I've been playing and trying to fix Dragon Age Crashquisition, which proves once again why I should never, ever buy triple-A titles. I've played week-old steam greenlight indie games that crashed less often, and I'm fairly certain they didn't have a multi-million dollar budget, a large publisher, and a history of making (slightly) less shitty games behind them.

    Anyway, it looks like the problem is once again a case of "Oops, we didn't realize we poorly optimized the game!" or as I like to call it "Oops the end of the fiscal year / holidays / quarter / game conference / investors meetings / my son's birthday is next week so fuck the beta testing, release it now!"

    Though from what I have played when I'm not constantly crashing to desktop (despite the crash fixes, blah blah yeah keep blaming the user for it but if we're already running the newest drivers, who is really to blame?) it is a pretty fun game.

    I suppose it's for the best that it kept crashing, now I can get some other things done. Besides, I was getting tired of spamming the same four spells over and over again. So, I suppose homework, writing pony, and alpha sapphire will be getting some love soon.

    Oh, and it crashes on the xbox 1 and ps4 too. When you can't properly code and optimize a game for a console with fixed, precisely known hardware and software installed on it, it's time to close your company down. Preferably with a fuel air bomb. I don't think I'm close enough to EA or Bioware for the blastwave to hurt me, though I might see a pretty light show if I look in the right direction.

    4 comments · 37 views
  • Thursday
    The radar has been gone under

    8 comments · 204 views
  • Thursday
    The Gamingest Brony: Kaidan Plays Dragon Age Inquisition, now with 20% more smart-assery!

    The Gamingest Brony: Kaidan Plays Dragon Age Inquisition, now with 20% more smart-assery!

    Come watch me do stuff. This one time I chugged a liter of vodka on a live stream. So yeah, it could be pretty fucking sweet, or it could be pretty fucking lame, but one thing it most certainly is not is predictable!

    Though my body's reaction to chugging that vodka was incredibly predictable. Dear God that burned like hell.

    8 comments · 108 views
  • Tuesday
    Should I Live Stream Dragon Age: Inquisition?

    Would people find that entertaining to watch starting tomorrow? Is their a subset of people who (can't afford DA:I) and (want to watch me play it) and (follows me on Fim Fiction)? I mean that's one hell of a Venn Diagram right there...

    Anyway, I was excited to have this one sneak up on me. I'm a big fan of Bioware/EA (not counting the last 10 minutes of Mass Effect 3) and am stoked to play DA:I.

    Don't worry, I'll still write pony. I'll just do it while I'm at school pretending to be taking notes. What's the worse that can happen? I miss a lecture on how to rig and animate characters in 3ds max or maya? Hah! Those are like.... way easier than slaying Onyxia solo for bragging rights.


    p.s. thanks to all who are following/favoriting/sacrificing virgins to Dash of Humanity 1-3. I'll reply to every single comment.... in a day or two when I have time to sit down and go through them all. But I will!

    p.p.s. Thanks for hanging out in the 3ds max turned photoshop turned streamception turned hearthstone stream earlier. It was good, clean fun, aside from some tasteful pony art in the background. :)

    9 comments · 88 views
  • Tuesday
    Stream is over. Look what I drawed

    9 comments · 149 views
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#1 · 76w, 5d ago · · ·

That ending....  I just....  Nooooooo.

Other than that...  That kid needs to write.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2 · 76w, 5d ago · · ·

Word, that ending. Kaidan, you have a talent for surprises, you know that?

#3 · 76w, 5d ago · 1 · 2 ·

Good show.  Bad ending.

Fart porn is a turn off...

#5 · 76w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

At least she didn't shit on him.

#7 · 76w, 5d ago · · ·

funny how I just took a dump on the bed and now this...

four bean and cheese burritos hahahahaha

Nice work anon

#8 · 76w, 5d ago · · ·

Sssshhhhhh... ;)

#9 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh? you take donations? ... :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 76w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Change in perspective was annoying. Writing was klanky. REALLY wish I could rate individual chapters.

#11 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

this was great regardless of the ONE fart at the end. cloppable ... yes

#12 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

Not much into the ending and the change in writing styles through me off. You should write a Octavia one that wasn't donated though

#13 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

I wrote this.

>>2673230>>2673395>>2673455>>2673469>>2675854>>2673830

I'll take those as compliments.

>>2675717>>2676535

I'll take these as constructive criticism.

>>2674514

This scares me.

>>2673721

Somebody wanted me to, and then I thought of my sanity.

#14 · 76w, 4d ago · · ·

Firsy he, then I, then you, dood, stop changing perspectives so much!

but at least it was Octavia!

#15 · 75w, 6d ago · · ·

having 2 first person roles was a bit hard to follow but other then that it was a good read. not my fetish but who the buck cares lol.

#16 · 74w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2677209

I don't know if the authors note was serious about you being fourteen, or if it was a joke (hard to tell with Kaidan some times) but aren't there age barriers on Fimfiction?

Ah, who gives a flying f*@k anyway?

A couple of tense issues. Nothing major bad with this. I am surprised that you didn't allow Octavia to have a coprophagy scene XD

8 1/2 out of 10 If I had to rate. Brohoof /)

#17 · 67w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2677209 This was actually amazing. If you actually are 14, then more respect to you, for that and sharing your fart fetish. This was an enjoyable chapter.

#18 · 63w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2751232

If I remember correctly it was the day after my birthday. I couldn't sleep and I got a dare from a friend to write scat porn. Chapter = Product

I mostly just came back to snicker at how badly written this is and shall remain (though I could definitely make it better). I don't even clop xD

#19 · 58w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2677209 I don't know who you are but you are awsome

#20 · 57w, 30m ago · · ·

octavia should of created ths with him

:twilightsmile:

#21 · 57w, 27m ago · · ·

oh...did i just read the last part...holy hell

#22 · 37w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>3371785

I see what you did there. Nice... a bit odd, but nice

#23 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·

Was it 'he', 'I', or 'you'? Seemed to change throughout the chapter

#24 · 3d, 12h ago · · ·

not bad

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