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Kaidan

Joined January 2013
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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Stories (16)

  • It's Just a Shot
    It’s flu season and everypony in town has to get a flu shot. Unfortunately for Nurse Redheart, sometimes the most macho ponies are the most afraid of needles. How on Equestria is she going to trick Dash into getting her shot?

    2,076 words · 3,689 views · 442 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity
    Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
    95,297 words · 17,210 views · 2,539 likes · 98 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn
    I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
    60,636 words · 10,343 views · 1,982 likes · 75 dislikes
  • A Puppet To Her Fame
    My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth.
    29,713 words · 8,780 views · 1,064 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Shattered Prism
    32,078 words · 5,634 views · 831 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse II: Lyra's Quest
    28,251 words · 2,342 views · 335 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Meeting My Hero
    3,060 words · 4,905 views · 583 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive
    85,720 words · 3,311 views · 338 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Sanctuary
    34,240 words · 2,887 views · 191 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse
    94,691 words · 6,411 views · 591 likes · 41 dislikes

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Comments ( 23 )

#1 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

That ending....  I just....  Nooooooo.

Other than that...  That kid needs to write.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

Word, that ending. Kaidan, you have a talent for surprises, you know that?

#3 · 67w, 3d ago · 1 · 2 ·

Good show.  Bad ending.

Fart porn is a turn off...

#5 · 67w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

At least she didn't shit on him.

#7 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

funny how I just took a dump on the bed and now this...

four bean and cheese burritos hahahahaha

Nice work anon

#8 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

Sssshhhhhh... ;)

#9 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh? you take donations? ... :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 67w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Change in perspective was annoying. Writing was klanky. REALLY wish I could rate individual chapters.

#11 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·

this was great regardless of the ONE fart at the end. cloppable ... yes

#12 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·

Not much into the ending and the change in writing styles through me off. You should write a Octavia one that wasn't donated though

#13 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·

I wrote this.

>>2673230>>2673395>>2673455>>2673469>>2675854>>2673830

I'll take those as compliments.

>>2675717>>2676535

I'll take these as constructive criticism.

>>2674514

This scares me.

>>2673721

Somebody wanted me to, and then I thought of my sanity.

#14 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·

Firsy he, then I, then you, dood, stop changing perspectives so much!

but at least it was Octavia!

#15 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·

having 2 first person roles was a bit hard to follow but other then that it was a good read. not my fetish but who the buck cares lol.

#16 · 65w, 17h ago · · ·

>>2677209

I don't know if the authors note was serious about you being fourteen, or if it was a joke (hard to tell with Kaidan some times) but aren't there age barriers on Fimfiction?

Ah, who gives a flying f*@k anyway?

A couple of tense issues. Nothing major bad with this. I am surprised that you didn't allow Octavia to have a coprophagy scene XD

8 1/2 out of 10 If I had to rate. Brohoof /)

#17 · 58w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2677209 This was actually amazing. If you actually are 14, then more respect to you, for that and sharing your fart fetish. This was an enjoyable chapter.

#18 · 54w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2751232

If I remember correctly it was the day after my birthday. I couldn't sleep and I got a dare from a friend to write scat porn. Chapter = Product

I mostly just came back to snicker at how badly written this is and shall remain (though I could definitely make it better). I don't even clop xD

#19 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2677209 I don't know who you are but you are awsome

#20 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·

octavia should of created ths with him

:twilightsmile:

#21 · 47w, 5d ago · · ·

oh...did i just read the last part...holy hell

#22 · 28w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>3371785

I see what you did there. Nice... a bit odd, but nice

#23 · 24w, 1d ago · · ·

Was it 'he', 'I', or 'you'? Seemed to change throughout the chapter

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