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  • E It's Just a Shot

    It’s flu season and everypony in town has to get a flu shot. Unfortunately for Nurse Redheart, sometimes the most macho ponies are the most afraid of needles. How on Equestria is she going to trick Dash into getting her shot?
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  • T Dash of Humanity

    Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
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  • T Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

    I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
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  • T A Puppet To Her Fame

    My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth.
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  • T Shattered Prism

    Each night I’m trapped in the dark, immobilized. I hear whispers as they operate on me: they say I shouldn’t be alive. Twilight refuses to tell me about the operation. Sometimes she can’t look me in the eye. What did they do to me?
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  • E Meeting My Hero

    Scootaloo overhears Twilight talking about a time travel machine. She breaks into the library and travels back in time to meet her hero, Rainbow Dash, as a filly. It would have been the perfect plan if Dash had been anything like she expected.
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  • T Twilight's Dollhouse II: Lyra's Quest

    Thirty ponies remained trapped in plastic shells as Twilight’s dolls. Lyra left them behind without a second thought. She joins Scootaloo to help rescue them, lest they be trapped for eternity as the last of Twilight’s sanity slips away.
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  • E Scootaloo the Fugitive

    Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life
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  • Tuesday
    no more promises on story updates

    I can't seem to keep them anyway, there's always too much chaos going on in my life and too much shit to put up with. This must be what turning 30 feels like: I'm always exhausted, and I can't overstate how much I absolutely fucking hate teenagers.

    Well, here's to [insert story name here] updates on [insert random calendar date her]. If things ever settle down I'll try to get back to writing.

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    The week was an ice cream sandwich.

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  • 1w, 3d
    Well this weekend was a shit sandwich

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  • 1w, 5d
    New apartment, yay!

    I finished moving into my new apartment. That means no more family members interrupting me while writing pony for you fine readers... yep. It's not like I moved out just so I could hang 6x8 foot stain-resistant clop posters on my walls.

    Sunday I'll work on all that boring "unpack boxes" crap, but I'll also write Dash of Humanity 2! I'm 66.6666% certain, repeating of course, that it'll update by Sunday night. Also, with the time I save from not-driving an hour to school one-way, I'll have an additional 2 hours a day to write pony! Yay, the Kaidan's back in town!

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  • 2w, 14h
    Matrix Dash. We've been expecting you.

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#1 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

That ending....  I just....  Nooooooo.

Other than that...  That kid needs to write.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#2 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Word, that ending. Kaidan, you have a talent for surprises, you know that?

#3 · 73w, 3d ago · 1 · 2 ·

Good show.  Bad ending.

Fart porn is a turn off...

#5 · 73w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

At least she didn't shit on him.

#7 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

funny how I just took a dump on the bed and now this...

four bean and cheese burritos hahahahaha

Nice work anon

#8 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Sssshhhhhh... ;)

#9 · 73w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh? you take donations? ... :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 73w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Change in perspective was annoying. Writing was klanky. REALLY wish I could rate individual chapters.

#11 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

this was great regardless of the ONE fart at the end. cloppable ... yes

#12 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Not much into the ending and the change in writing styles through me off. You should write a Octavia one that wasn't donated though

#13 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

I wrote this.

>>2673230>>2673395>>2673455>>2673469>>2675854>>2673830

I'll take those as compliments.

>>2675717>>2676535

I'll take these as constructive criticism.

>>2674514

This scares me.

>>2673721

Somebody wanted me to, and then I thought of my sanity.

#14 · 73w, 2d ago · · ·

Firsy he, then I, then you, dood, stop changing perspectives so much!

but at least it was Octavia!

#15 · 72w, 5d ago · · ·

having 2 first person roles was a bit hard to follow but other then that it was a good read. not my fetish but who the buck cares lol.

#16 · 71w, 23h ago · · ·

>>2677209

I don't know if the authors note was serious about you being fourteen, or if it was a joke (hard to tell with Kaidan some times) but aren't there age barriers on Fimfiction?

Ah, who gives a flying f*@k anyway?

A couple of tense issues. Nothing major bad with this. I am surprised that you didn't allow Octavia to have a coprophagy scene XD

8 1/2 out of 10 If I had to rate. Brohoof /)

#17 · 64w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2677209 This was actually amazing. If you actually are 14, then more respect to you, for that and sharing your fart fetish. This was an enjoyable chapter.

#18 · 60w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2751232

If I remember correctly it was the day after my birthday. I couldn't sleep and I got a dare from a friend to write scat porn. Chapter = Product

I mostly just came back to snicker at how badly written this is and shall remain (though I could definitely make it better). I don't even clop xD

#19 · 55w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2677209 I don't know who you are but you are awsome

#20 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·

octavia should of created ths with him

:twilightsmile:

#21 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·

oh...did i just read the last part...holy hell

#22 · 34w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>3371785

I see what you did there. Nice... a bit odd, but nice

#23 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·

Was it 'he', 'I', or 'you'? Seemed to change throughout the chapter

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