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I can tell mate.
Holy Luna, you really were drunk when you wrote this.
And I thought I knew what drunk writing looks like when I saw Darkwing write his stories when he is drunk.
Well this odd good luck with your drunken stupor
Oh.
2667503 but.. I never said that you had no kaidan
2667538 That avatar pic totally fits with your comment dude.
XD Priceless!
I'm impressed you even managed to get this far while drunk my friend.
2667334 ...no but he comes cloce. DO YOU SEE THAT EMOTE THATS MY FUCKING POKER FACE!
..............DAAAAAAYEEMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
I laughed my ass off, so you did well, even while drunk.
What
I cant even
Drunk kaidan is indeed best kaidan
I don't feel like grabbing that GIF I used earlier two chapters ago, so.....
WAZZAFUQ
I forgot this link.
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Cause Scootaloo
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IM FUCKIGN DRINKINGE THENA KYOU KADIAN FUCK YOU
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A true true friend gets drunk as fuck with his friend.
I love you parasprite. You can take me xsexualllyt any time you anwa.t
2667597Fuck yes, Dreunk Kaidan is having lots of un/ Fun. I don't even fucking care what the fuck I'm doing
I have to sit to piss
cuz balance
and I love you all. Now you see Drunk Kdaian. If you still like me, then toyu
you a a true true firned. I love you alll. Driunlk kaidan and sober kaidna lioe love you all!!!!
Ummmm....... No... just No... Its NOT OK I think this has finally killed my soul.... or at least now I know I still HAD some soul left after that guest spot..... but now Please for the sake of my soul HAVE Mercy.....
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IL T AAK THE BUS ROUTE ANY TIME I WANT I'M SEXYSEXY SEYX THIS IS DGTGDF GOLDLY I CRIED TESRS OF GOD LIKE GODNESS ITS BEAUTIFU LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
2667566LOL nme too.
MPart of me know si'ts not a good iudea but I posted antyway because Ilove you all.
Drunk Kaidan say"I love you!" anbd he also says 'Dont' forget me when Sobser Kiadna pretends I didnt' exist!"
2667545{Prboalby never get tis drunklagain, bnut it was fn!
Only now fun is over and scared to go to sleep. Drunk writing fun but it's like, I can't sty foused. And then it's loike, supper sleepy
I lolve you alll, remember that, if I don't update\ again soon! IL OVE YLU ALL!
Copied and saved it onto a .txt file, now you can never get rid of it! MWUAHAHAHA!!
I would save this chapter for memories sake but something tells me I shouldn't. Let it be known I did not take advantage of a drunk kaiden.
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I love you too, Kaidan.
In the "I think you're really awesome" way, and not the "I want to fuck you, and I want you to fuck me" kind of way.
Oh Kaidan, how I love you so! Your endless insults of the Navy make me warm inside
For ALL the drunken stores!
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Question. How much you drink to get like that? Also the chapter wasn't to bad. ALSO do we get to see you like this again? You speaking your mind and going with it.
P.S. We love you to in the awesome cool person way. Not how a mother and a father does each other.
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forgot the i in stories.
2668159 That is what you think I meant to say, when in fact I did mean to put that there. Drunk stores for everyone. Have a nice evening!
2668181
I thought you ment stories. ... I never heard of a drunk store.
2668199 Neither have I, but hey, you learn to live with if you've known me for a long time, or short, whichever works.
2668203
LOL ok
*Leaves a Steamer on the Bed*
Thats right I went and ran about 3 miles to get it all nice and warmed up for you...
Saved to my hard drive for future, purposes.
new favorite ending
2666187
I don't think anyone likes that anon, not even other anons. but thats what the goal was is to make him more hated then hitler lol.
I now have provocative writing of your drunken state of mind.
Let the games begin
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I liked it I know I'd think of plenty of things and hopefully twi knew a healing spell so she could bring him to the edge of death and back over and over lol
This is your best, yet!
achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Still%20winning
Why do I always miss the fun stuff? Still... You won't delete this one. You'd have never posted if that were to happen.
~Skeeter The Lurker
is it bad i actually understood all of that? I've been on the internet too many years even typoniese and drunken is readable heh
Its normal that I´m on the floor laughing because of this chapter?............. yeah I think It is
Drunk chapter is best chapter.
2669340 definitely. Now, I'm sober and have to go to work in 4 hours. Damn you my common sense! I can't get hung over with all this water I'm drinking!
2669103 Normal and desired. Yay.
2669077 Someone who reads Drunk. At least one person understood my chapter.
2668955 I may delete is, Skeeter. You underestimate how drunk I was. Towards the end, I couldn't even keep my eyes open and was just typing into skype something about life, the universe, and everything.
2668933 Oddly, that makes my drunken tryst okay. As long as I was winning while drunk, I can live with what I did.
2668715 Poor Dash and Scootaloo. I think I should write a Fiery-Twilight vengence chapter. Also, a normal chapter. What happened to the author that wrote Kinky Pony Sex involving Vore? I miss him.
2668702 Thanks :D I love when people tell me I'm a good author, and I'm not saying that because my BAC is still in the .04-.08 range. Yeah, when I'm not drunk, I like to calculate my BAC using the multiple techniques the Navy taught me.
Anyone else find it odd I never drank alcohol until I was 24. I joined the navy, and 2-3 times per year they gave me a class on alcohol awareness / abuse / responsibility / de-glamorizing alcohol.
The navy spent so much time telling me not to drink, I literally had this thought:
What am I missing out? What's so good the navy spends all this time telling me not to drink?
And now, I totally binge drink every 4-5 months to the point of vomitting. At least I was in Florence last time. This time, I was just in my house scaring my cat and writing durnk ponies. Eww.
2668633 I like provocative. It implies I get a happy ending. Forever alone...
2668390 mine too.
2668377 A true true friend saves the rants of a true true friend. A true true friend will help him remember his stupidity.
Yeah, this is why I don't drink often. I'm an all or nothing alcoholic. Either, fully plastered or responsible. There is no middle ground.
2668359 While I'm not sure I appreciate the pile of poo on my bed, I appreciate you stopped by, and I'm gonna adjust my headcanon. You're now a 19 year old mare, a pegasus, and you got trapped in my house and we had the sex. Thanks.
2668158 That was me after 500ml of Vodka. Which is .... a lot for me. I just kept refilling my soda with coke/vodka until I couldn't keep my head up. Then, I crawled to the toilet and vomitted up the pizza and garlic bread I was eating. Then, I went to sleep. Woo hoo! It's like the pub crawl in Rome / Florence all over again!
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2668031 They make me warm inside too. I just don't like them. I used to look at the bright side, now I look at how I'd rather just get out and be unemployed and free, then employed and enslaved.
2669463
yeah I've had much practice reading my own drunken speech. plus the fact I'm a bit buzzed anyway helps.
I look forward to more drunk stories they are hilarious
2669463
Having food with alcohol nullifies most of the alcohol. Why do you think they pair bread and wine alot? To keep them from being drunk. But still vodka is hard alcohol. I personally have had many chances to drink but I have never drank. I'm currently 18 to which is one reason I haven't drank. Second reason, it doesn't mix well with mah family.