A completely mad pony is given a second chance to do... something. He also doesn't know what that something is.
It's an important something though.
So he sets off to Celestia knows where to do Luna knows what in order to complete his goal.
Who knows, he may even do something interesting along the way.
~~Spoiler~~ There will be shenanigans that ensue.
Not a crossover with any one specific thing, (Well, except for spoilers!) but more a general crossover of several things. Cameos are thataway!
Chapters (64)
Props for the title image. The manliest way to substitute a mad pony without worrying about trying to do something that would only end in a laughable (and perhaps mind-bending, abstract) art is to make cool, 3-D text. Like in middleschool.
Oh, and I love how you had the balls to make an earth OC.
"Mirages feed on confusion and false hope."
Oh boy, this gun be good.
Enjoying this.
After reading this, I enjoyed some Nicki Minaj, sneezed, then burst into flames. What did you put in that text?
2516224 Everything. I did warn you.
Ponyville has it's own foal mafia. Below, you can see several photos of it's members:
Spike isn't technically a foal but he has a cool moustache.
Holy cow these are amazing and soo funny keep it up man
UPDATE THATAWAY!!!1
ok i will try not to-akkkk-
Well, happy birthday! Enjoy your new spray paint liberties.
You got a pretty funny story here, by the way; I'm enjoying every chapter.
2814219 Thank you, and I will.
*reads chapter title*
I doubt that...
*reads chapter*
If any of the members of the CMC's get involved, I'll eat my hat. And I've got tons of hats.
2888266 I plan on keeping this oc only, so your hats are safe. For now.
And I totally know what I'm doing. <.< >.>
Coincidentally, seventeen happens to be my lucky number.
Crossbows and an oblivious pony make quite the combination, I hope.
Time Lord Bond actually explains quite a lot...
This fic definitely has less "Favorites" and "Thumb Up"s than it deserves. Maybe they all are thataway?
Being allergic to pain makes total sense. It's a good way to keep yourself out of pain's way, for sure.
As for advice, I would say not to think about it too much. This feels like the kind of story you just get a basic outline for, then let it write itself.
Concept faved alone.
That's only happened twice.
3031643 Well I certainly hope I can meet your expectations.
This is great.
Yep.Comedy it!!
Here's a Phoenix Down.
Some time in the future, slam his face right into a living embodiment of pony memes. Like, a character that says ONLY memes.
3056504 That's a great idea. Maybe some sort of spirit like Fphant is... the living embodiment of trolling? Pop culture? Idiocy?
...No, that last one's the main character.
Kontinyooity iz essenchuwul!
It muzt b mane tayned!
I hatz you!
*throws fedora*
I hatz you a lot!
*throws over 9,000 billions of fedoras*
And Sweetie Belle is the leader of the Foal Mafia.
And Big Mac is their bi-*BLEEP*
Preemptive strike!
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3057024 I decided that appeasement was the best option, so I fixed the continuity.
I'm keeping your hats though.
So far I see nothing that violates Everyone, personally. But that is me.
He should still run into someone or thing that spouts ONLY tropes.
And not just pony tropes, either.
Hey! Let the ponynator seventy-three malfunction and then talk and let it be the TROPEINATOR!
Those no details are tasty, ain't they?
Eeehheee..
A choice!
I want him to be able to photosynthesize and to produce massive energy blasts that come only in one size:
SPIRIT BOMB!
Oh, and he farts random songs.
Call him SteelAss.
His name is either Bishop or Havik.
Any other name is wrong.
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I was mostly joking when I said I'd name him, although I'm not so sure now. I'll keep your suggestions in mind in case he does get a name.
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Or call him Insert Your Name Here.
Insert.
Mr. Here.
Well, whatever you choose to do!
Ooh! Ooh! Have the character hallucinate Waldo and have a subplot where he has to find him!
3139391 Remember way back when I said I'd put him through various video games? I think I just added a game to the list. Might not be a video game, but it works.
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This will be interesting.
Somewhere, there shall be a fight to first annoyance with foam noodles...
I really have to stop treating this like a comment-driven story...
3164130 It's not completely comment driven, but I like reading what you think should happen and some of it might just make it into the story.
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Truthfully, that's why I keep writing these random ideas, in the hopes that they will, or that somehow in the author's plans the idea is already there.
Even Warcraft is based on Dungeons and Dragons, if you want to go farther back.
But whatev. I like this clueless clued-in OC. He's a smart ditz.
3387337 If I could find a group to play DnD with, I totally would. As is, I have never played it so any aspects of the iconic roleplaying game I use are probably taken from something else that took them from DnD.
That last sentence makes sense, right?
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Yop, me mama. It made sense, mon.
I admit, the only time I've played it is the abbreviated version found in Neverwinter Nights and some automated Linux game... Problem is, if I were to play it, I may never return. I'm one to get caught up in stories and stats and maps...
Forgot a question mark in "my" last line.
"Where is this mode of transportation?"
3406259 Thanks for pointing that out. I always hate it when questions don't end in question marks.
I think that, out of all the little gags throughout the story, the links to the autobiography have to be my favorite. If only I didn't feel like I was reading the same story every time I followed it...
*wham*
That was my head hitting the table after hearing your offer of Internet muffins for information pertaining to the chapter submission page.
...I think I'm bleeding.
*shrugs* Oh well.
*skips off, singing "I am slowly going crazy"
I am slowly going insane
1-2-3-4-5-aw-s***
Insane going slowly am I
6-5-4-3-2-aw-s***...
3447147 Congratulations! You just won two internet muffins! As an added bonus, these muffins have been genetically altered to help staunch the bleeding of self-inflicted head wounds.
And cue meteor blowing the battlefield to shreds so they're fighting on 263 platforms that can barely fit two-and-a-half ponies over a friggin' massive pit.
*ahem*
I don't know. Seems legit.
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So, in other words, time to get DBZ in this shit?
3499931 More or less. Let's just say that they were wise to move the fight away from the castle.