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lol sooooo random

>>206618206618

Randomness is awesomeness.

Well this is postive feedback, so i'm glad.

And Derpy said, "It must go on!"

No rocket boots, Yes being hoovecuffed to a mare that will make him go crazy~

Why not?

wait forget what I said it dosen't make sense.

What did i just read?

>>216699216699 You read words, silly.

Oh dammit how was chapter three released?

I mean Argument, Plot, etc etc etc

Please elborate.

... Is derpy writing a history to a guy called 'muffin'' that can break the 4th wall (yeah my English is bad...)

No this story is written in present and all authour's that write fan-fiction must break the fourth wall in order to infulence equestria for their stories.

Okaaaay.... then 135 words? 3rd chapter really ? i dont get it.. (Bad English is bad)

I accidentally published the chapter and then decided to go with it.

Image: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111220211659/narutofanon/images/a/a6/Cope_with_the_Circumstances.gif

Then .....

I do relise that every action has a reaction I hope that I will not have  to deal with this problem again but if I have to...

Dun dun duuuuun. ejem 345 ? Cope with the circustances

I would of made the chapter longer however, it's a pretty open cliff hanger. What do you think the noise is.

I read this story. Here is what I thought.

It was littered with grammar problems, it was short, it was something... I FREAKIN LOVED IT!

I loled so hard throughout the story, from now on I shall dub thee Muffin!

5/5 and a track, this is worth it.

Also Derp is best narrator.

>>223742223742 Well it is nice that youl liked the story or as you said 'I FREAKIN LOVED IT!' (canterlock ftw) unfortunatly I have a tenacy to just spam colon's but oh well.

THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.

Wait, I think you just caused a paradox.

...

OH FU-

*world implodes on itself*

ANYHOOZLE.

THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.

I never would have thought of this, but, I need to ask something.

You crossed over with my story, correct?

Aaaand in my story, Muffin is an earth pony.

So, can he just change randomly at will? Or...

Paradox still running.

Nonetheless,

SPLENDID!

>>230240230240 Now now I can't reveal anything to you until I figure out what 'ANYHOOZLE' means.

>>230251230251

ANYHOOZLE is a term that means 'anyways'.

Now that we are clear, how about that paradox?

I like paradoxs. I find the interlectual challenge of them most amusing in fact trying to get logic out of a paradox is great fun. But yer' I will patch it up in my story not, why would a pony called Muffin have paradoxical abilties.

P.s I made up a word, i'm so happy.

Derpy says, "Oh there is Plot".

What she means:

Image: http://www.parentsexpert.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/book-illustration.jpg

What I think she means:

Image: http://ponyderivative.com/images/single/derpy-hooves/thumbs/derpy-hooves-screen_thumb.jpg

What I look like:

Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.jpg

>>216699216699

You read this:

DERP.

Doctor whooves to the setting sun, they where running out time to find Muffin however my good Doctor is nopony's fool. "I think we should split up we'll cover more ground that way".

"I agree with the Doctor, plus if we don't hurry Muffin is gonna mish the party I planned for him". Pinkie almost seemed to glow with inspiration.

"Umm... okay then well split up gang Fluttershy and Twilight you go togther, Applejack and Rainbowdash ask aroundamd that leaves".

"Me and The Doctor, we can check the skies".

"Pinkie Pie how can you check from the skies neither you or the doctor arer pegsi"?

"Silly Twilight I have a plan".

Umm... have a link.Derpy mail: Basket ball on the moon!

Let's see, how many scars does Muffin have now? Like, five?

>>237264237264 What?

>>237308237308 Yeah she is watching you...but not me, I am just already to fucked for her to bother also that was a reference if any ine does get it and notifys me I will reward thee with a muffin.

>>237336237336 What? Umm okay if you can get the reference then you can have a chicken...I wonder why burritoburger stopped commenting suddenly...

At first I was like:

Image: http://rlv.zcache.com/why_postcard-p239135171801543459z85wg_400.jpg

Why is Pinkie out to get me?!

*le suddenly realize

Image: http://www.drunktiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

>>237357237357 Oh ok I guess...

>>237358237358

Wait, Pinkie Pie already killed me and Bumble, except Bumble was brony4ever's OC...

Oh fuck.

RUN BRONY4EVER! RUN!

>>237371237371 Atleast you don't have to be in a confinned space  with her... and atleast she hasn't tried to raipe you...wait...what? Okay what about Brony4ever...nope she did more than try...and that means...I'm next but she already failed *rewatches new she is newest episode*...Dam she is persistent...wait...I am going to run now...fast.

I just realised that this tory didn't have 'Adventure' as a catergory...thatnis a aailure on my part.

>>237458237458

FAIL.

>>237474237474 I know, so you just pointed out the obvious...Fail.

>>237458237458 This is honest to god the worst spelt comment by me on anything ever.

I don't what it is, but you are very very good at capturing Derpy. It's amazing! I'm not joking, you're really good at it! Keep it up!

>>237546237546 Thanks...I is probably because...I don't even know either.

>>237230237230 I was thinking Muffin shared those thoughts!

>>239030239030 No.

Well!

GARBED

>>756760756760 Whut?

>>10643081064308

Oh, it's my language that you're about to be raped So, how are you today?

>>10817111081711 It's my birthday today...