"What do you mean you're afraid of heights."
Muffin just looked at pinkie. "Ok, I'll break it down for you. I'm afraid. That means that I am scarred. Heights, when you got up high your at a height, now if we put it together it makes: I'm afraid of heights. Can you little pony mind comprehend that pinkie?" She said nothing but just pointed for Muffin to get in to the helicopter. He sighed and reluctantly got in, Pinkie followed.
"Okey dokey lokey, lets do this thang." She did various actions in side the cockpit and eventually the blades of the helicopter begun to spin, accelerating.
"Um...Pinkie how good are at this?" Muffin said slight nerves bringing his voice to a higher pitch than what was normal for him.
Pinkie continued to operate the helicopter. "Oh I'm amazing, I can fly upside down on fire in this." She grinned as the helicopter lifted slightly off the ground, whilst Muffin quietly mumbled something to himself and considered what had happened in his life that could of lead up to this. The helicopter lifted higher off the ground the noise it generated scarring off all the animals with in their vicinity. *"TO PONYVILE" Pinkie tipped the helicopter fowards in the general direction whilst muffin started panicking slightly. Now because I want to keep this story clean I am just going to cut out what happened in the helicopter and skip to the part where they land.
The helicopter gently touched down on the helipad (I think it's called it just was a big H on it so I don't really know, personally I think it should be called a happy pad but what ever I don't mind and I've gotten really off topic... wow this sentence is long and...back to the story!) Pinkie turned off the power and hopped out the door, she started to walk away from the helicopter but stopped at the sound of knocking. Pinkie pie spun round to see Muffin banging on the glass of the helicopter. "Whoops I must of locked you in."
"No the tooth fairy did."
Pinkie walked up to the cockpit and begun to unlock it. "Silly muffin the tooth pony couldn't do this." There was a metallic click and the door swung open, from which a very rough looking Muffin hopped out from."
"Pinkie don't ever do what you did again." He spoke sternly as he trotted away from the helicopter. Pinkie trotted beside him.
"Why not it was fun." She snorted loudly much to Muffins annoyance.
He sighed. "Where are we going again?"
She looked at him mockingly but by accident. "We're going to the best place ever!"
She laughed again. "No silly, sugar cube corner hence the best place ever!" Pinkie excitedly skipped round muffin.
He grumbled. "Look there is only two reasons why you would take me there, and one of them ends up with me dead* He frowned, stopped walking and sat down.
Pinkie stood in front of him blinking uncontrollably at his statement "How...what...why...who...chicken...I don't even know. Anyway you won't end up dead." She smiled warmly at him.
"I doubt that." She looked at the ground.
Pinkie unable to deal with ponies around being sad quickly came up with a plan. She quickly changed his coat to a light pink and made him fluffy. "There now you can be happy!" She smiled in awe of her work.
"NO! Ponies will think we're related! Muffin ran round in circles panicing.
Pinkie attempted to talk with him but he just kept running in circles. "Muffin stop doing this please" Her attemptes her in vain, she had enough. She grabbed Muffin, he him above her head and started walking.
"Pinkie what are you doing!" He kicked his legs pointlessly in the air. "Why would you do this?"
She sighed heavily "I was trying to have fun, I give you this lovely new coat and you just cry and moan, like a big foal. And what do you mean Ponies will say we are related!? Your coat is clearly a darker shade of pink than mine, and your mane is a completly different style." Pinkie could make out the outline of Sugar cube corner now, however she decided not to tell Muffin.
"Well do you have any idea how itchy this is? And these stupid wings and this horn! How do ponies cope?"
"We're born with them..." Pinkie sighed loudly "Derpy could you help Muffin, pretty please with a cherry on top, but like a really nice cherry and please has lots of frosted sugar on it aswell."
I sighed very loudly " Ok but Muffin is going to pay for this"
There was a gentle humming noise, then muffins wings, horn and the fluffyness of his coat were gone. "Pinkie can you put me down now?" He waved his hoof in the air.
"Uh... no, nope, nopey'. She continued walking confidently, she was actually quite surprised at how well she was walking on two legs.
"Pinkie I must say, your balance is superb" Muffin felt Pinkie stop dead in her tracks"
"That was a... compliment..." She continued to stand there in disbelife. It took ten minutes regain her compossure.
((This chapter is not yet finished, I just needed to post something.))