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Sarcasmo

Joined April 2012
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Joy is just a lack of information.

Stories (12)

  • Spike on Strike
    Spike has had it. It's not his fault the library is a shambles. But he's not gonna take the blame. Until Twilight starts appreciating him, he goes on strike.

    27,984 words · 9,247 views · 1,101 likes · 19 dislikes
  • I Daring Do!
    What if Daring Do did accidently propose to Ahuizotl? After all, the sacred rituals of the ancient Foalmec tribe are pretty hard to understand.
    6,308 words · 1,997 views · 130 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Obliteration, Chaos, Destruction
    Young Twilight Sparkle gets a report card she is not happy about.
    11,518 words · 673 views · 52 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Apple-gator
    Pinkie Pie is now a member of the Apple family. Gummy is Pinkie Pie's pet. By extension, Gummy is now a member of the Apple family. Applejack isn't happy about it.
    1,400 words · 347 views · 32 likes · 0 dislikes
  • One Simple Glass of Water
    6,297 words · 221 views · 17 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Necromancy Coffee Break
    10,841 words · 351 views · 22 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Embroider's New Cloth
    3,158 words · 282 views · 14 likes · 0 dislikes
  • A Visit From Luna And Other Hearth's Warming Poems
    2,684 words · 233 views · 20 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Moot Model
    6,112 words · 129 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Bat Seeds
    1,494 words · 632 views · 16 likes · 2 dislikes

Blog Posts (3)


Spike has had it. It's not his fault the library is a shambles. In fact, he tried his very best to save it.

And now he's supposed to take the blame? Not this time! Until Twilight starts to fully appreciate his worth, Spike goes on strike!

He will not falter! He will not give in! He will stand his ground!

...if at the end of it all there is still some ground left to stand on.

First Published
28th Apr 2013
Last Modified
4th Jul 2013

Comments ( 479 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 26 · 2 ·

:yay:

Edit: Congrats on the feature!

#2 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm interested in seeing how this turns out.

#3 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 2 · 2 ·

Its not as bad as I thought but a lot like

Aegis Sheild's

Stallions on Strike

Only fucosed on primarily spike not all of the equastria stallions.

This is a good read please do continue

Sincerely,

Humming Notebook

#4 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 14 · ·

Damn! I must know what comes next. I MUST! I MUST!! I MUST!!!

#5 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Revolt!

#6 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

Down with mare and her rules, man!

#7 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 28 · ·

Yes, Spike! Don't put up with all the abuse! Rebel against the tyranny of Twilight and her friends!

#8 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 17 · 1 ·

On a scale, no pun intended, of 1 to 10 how pissed off is Spike?

#9 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

continue...

Comment posted by Scootaloser deleted at 9:25pm on the 28th of April, 2013
#11 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Wow, nice job on this! I must know what happens next.. I must!

#12 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 4 · ·

>>2496130

To be honest, I only read the first chapter of "Stallions on Strike", but I got the feeling it was mostly about gender inequalities. I hope I therefore end up with a much different story, but maybe I should have read the entire thing before writing this...

>>2496448

That would be telling...

Although, he was oviously aggrevated enough to walk out on him.

>>2496664

Because of my infinite selfconsciousness about my idioms, I actually googled the phrase and found support for both(merriam-webster.com) and flipped an internal coin on which one to pick.

#13 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

By looking at the cover image, I can tell this is gonna be similar to "Squid on Strike" (Spongebob Squarepants) so I'll give this a good read!

#14 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

I'll track.  This seems good.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#15 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2496748

I'll just casually erase that comment now... Sorry to have troubled you...:facehoof:

#16 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · 8 · ·

That. Was. Amazing.

Can't wait until the next update! (I don't ever want to bump into an obnoxious sofa clerk like that in my life...)

#17 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2496753

I'm afraid that was just a shameful attempt to trick people into giving my story a chance, for which an apology is in order.

:ajsleepy:I am very sorry to have deceived you and others like you into reading this story under false pretenses.:ajsleepy:

I use all means to attract readers to give my fic a chance at the feature box. This of course is no justification, merely an explanation.

>>2496806

No trouble at all. In fact, I initially thought the idiom was lying in shambles, but for that I found no support at all (presumably because it doesn't exist).

#18 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2496872 Well, it worked. That's why it got featured, because people were giving it a chance, and they enjoyed it!

#19 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

Really enjoyed this story hope you update soon, also I wouldn't worry about stallions on strike because you were right on the money with gender inequality as the central theme in that story. This has a lot of places to go that would make it very original but more importantly I can't wait to see how the others react and more importantly how will Twilight handle the responsibility of the Library when she is always adventuring with her friends? Numerous questions going on in my head about this and were it will go, definitely adding to my favorites. Also very good pacing going quickly enough to keep it interesting but without revealing too much to early.

#20 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

I laughed like crazy, cant wait for more!

#21 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

Didn't Twilight give him a receipt for the quill order? You know, one that would say she ONLY ordered 50 quills?

#22 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

Maaan, I thought this was gonna be like Squid on Strike. :pinkiesad2:

#23 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

If this isn't a Spongebob Parody I will be SORELY disappointed.

#24 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2497050

I feel Equestrian society might be much more built on trust than ours (after all, what would friendship be without trust). So Twilight simply trusted Davenport to not mix up the order or fiendishly lure Spike into buying another sofa.

>>2497096>>2497136

Please refer to my shameful apology at >>2496872.

#25 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

>>2497136

Where ever this story goes... I hope it ends happily for Spike (not having to slave away none stop)

#26 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

Well at least Twilight isn't being a total jerk. I'm sure given time Spike will calm down but before this story has to end Twilight had better realize what happend and that what happened isn't Spike's fault. :eeyup:

#27 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

And so it begins! MOAR! :flutterrage:

#28 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

This is a story I have been waiting eagerly for.

#29 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 10 · 11 ·

:moustache: That's right! I'm on strike.

:twilightsmile: Is that right? Well then, I suppose I better call in your replacement.

:moustache: Who's my replacement?

:twilightsmile: Oh hold on, he's here. Welcome!

"Thank you, I am C3PO, and I am at your service."

:moustache: I guarantee you he won't be as useful as me. I can organize a library faster than anyone. And I speak dragon!

:twilightsmile: Can you organize a library?

"A library? Why one of my previous jobs was to maintain the records and files of a Senator and her world's information."

:twilightsmile: Can you speak dragon?

"Of course I can ma'am! It's like a second language to me! I-"

:twilightsmile: Alright you're hired.

:moustache: But- but-

:twilightsmile: Here, I got you the employment section of the paper. Call me if you need me as a reference!

#30 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 8 · ·

Finally, a story where he says 'ENOUGH!' I must see where this goes...

#31 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2497163 Eh what the hay, I'm gonna fave this. Maybe you read my stories, maybe this little thing goes away... :trollestia: If you want to.

#32 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

Not a single dislike... YOU sir are my hero!

#33 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 5 · ·

I love stories that have spike either...

A) on strike

B) realize he is taken for granted

C) shows twilight how much work he REALLY does

D) idk I just like making points :pinkiehappy:

#34 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · 13 ·

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#35 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

hmm... perfect example of a fic with loads of potential, but no certain indication of where the story will go from here.

Probationary fave for now.

#36 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

This is gonna be good.:pinkiehappy::derpytongue2::moustache:

#37 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

No dislikes? I'm impressed. Let's just hope not even someone actually dislikes it.

#38 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 11 · ·

INTERNET. STOP IT. I WANT TO CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON MORE. WHY AREN'T YOU ADDING MORE THUMBS UP???

INTERNET. WHAT DA BUCK.:applejackconfused:

#39 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

It's good, really good. The disasters that happened to Spike maybe could have been alittle more "extreme" but it is great

#40 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2497836 I wanna say the same about your comment. When I try to thumb it up more, it seems to think that means I changed my mind and don't like it anymore.

#41 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

There are no dislikes because this is what everyone wants to happen in the actual show! You tell her Spike! :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 3 · 2 ·

KRUSTY KRAB FUNFAIR!

#43 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
Comment posted by Aegis Shield deleted at 12:55am on the 30th of April, 2013
#45 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2498165

Not the same thing. Spike is less of a butt in this story. :duck:

#46 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm intrigued... If there was any more I would be reading it, which means more than it sounds like considering I got <4h sleep last night and it's 0310 where I am.

#47 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2498165

Title is similar.

Story itself... not so much.

#48 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

nice job, now this is a story I can get behind. Stallions on strike just got too big for me, but this, an individual case pertaining to Spike is something I really want to see. Hope to see more of this soon, keep goin and stay golden^^

#49 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm pretty sure Aegis is joking, for anyone who is actually taking offense in the comments section.

#50 · Chapter 1 · 72w, 3d ago · 3 · 1 ·

>>2498165 Ha! You weren't even the first to do the whole "Spike goes on Strike" deal. Also plugging your story in someone's elses....Yeah.

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