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"Blessed are the storytellers, for to them God gave the gift of eloquence, that their words may go forth to the four corners of the earth."

Total Words: 230,702
Estimated Reading: 15 hours, 22 minutes

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  • Wednesday
    What's all this is new fandom drama about?

    Because seriously, here I am taking a quick Facebook break to message the missus and ask what she wants for dinner (feeling a tad emotionally drained from a particularly affecting character death in 'the Battle of Ponyville') when all of a sudden my news feed is barraged by new fandom drama.

    Will someone kindly summarize what's going on with this whole ILoveKimPossibleAlot thing?

    And then get off my lawn?

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  • Tuesday
    Quick 'Changelings' Update

    'The Battle of Ponyville' is now 75% complete... and the longest chapter in the story thus far.

    Projected time to completion: 5-7 days.

    Total OMG Moments Completed Thus Far: 5

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  • 2w, 2d
    So, about that writing schedule...

    I moved.

    Need more details? Fine.

    My wife and I have been feuding with the upstairs neighbor for months. The Landlord finally got sick of it and called us in for a face to face with each other. My wife and I brought videos and audio recordings of the harassment we endured from this woman. She brought only her word that we "started it" and were being "mean."

    The Landlord said to cut it out or he would evict all of us.

    We told him to kick rocks.

    The missus and I have just recently finished moving in to our new abode. The move was quick, intense, and stressful. I fell behind. I'm sorry. 'Today, I Might Murder My Wife' was written in an hour while the systems were down at work.

    All energy is being devoted to finishing the last chapters of 'Changelings.' 'The Battle of Ponyville' is already a thousand words deep.

    ...Forgive me for what's to come in this chapter.

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    Also my wife and I are trying to make a baby happen.

    Kay talk to you later bye!

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  • 6w, 5d
    This is the World We Live In

    This is the world we live in

    Petty squabbles tear us apart

    The young are ignored or condemned

    The old are ignored or condemned

    We have lost control

    This is the world we live in

    Bodies not cold yet the calls begin

    Calls for vengeance and bloodshed

    Demands for answers to unanswerable questions

    History has been rewritten today

    No one will care in a week

    This is the world we live in

    Our leaders offer thoughts and prayers

    They do not offer answers

    We condemn them and spit on them

    Yet we follow their example

    We offer thoughts and prayers and move on

    Satisfied we have done our part

    This is the world we live in

    Blood not dry yet political lines drawn

    We frantically point our fingers around us

    Desperately we seek an “other” to blame

    Some cry religion while others cry ONE religion

    Conclusions are reached without facts

    There is no time, we must know NOW

    This is the world we live in

    Tears of loved ones fall and dry and vanish

    Soon none will care anymore

    And then it will happen again

    And then we will point our fingers

    And we will offer our thoughts

    And we will offer our prayers

    But there will be no solutions

    There will be no introspective thoughts

    And the numbers will rise

    And we will shrug our shoulders

    And we will move on

    And say that this is just the world we live in

    And we will accept this as fact

    Even as the blood of children rises

    Even as the blood of innocents rises

    Higher and higher it rises

    And just before we slip under

    Just before we drown in our ignorance

    And our disinterest

    And our callousness

    And our selfishness

    We will say aloud to any who will listen

    That there was nothing we could have done

    After all

    This is the world we live in

    6 comments · 67 views
  • 9w, 4d
    Summer Writing Schedule

    *Note: All dates are tentative and subject to change for personal, health, and business reasons.

    May 29th-June 5th: NEW STORY! "The Thirteenth Hour" (Meddling Twilight/Witness Starlight/Shameless Lovecraftian Pandering)

    June 5th-June 12th: NEW CHAPTER! "The Changelings Have a King: In the Dark" (Canterlot)

    June 12th-June 19th: FIRST CHAPTER OF NEW STORY! "The Story of Tonight: Good Girls Go to Heaven (But Bad Girls Go Everywhere)" (Mac/Twilight/Sunset/Fluttershy)

    June 19th-June 26th: NEW CHAPTER: "The Story of Tonight: Listen to Your Heart" (Rarity/Applejack)

    June 26th-July 3rd: NEW CHAPTER: "The Story of Tonight: Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" (Rainbow Dash/Flash Sentry/Pinkie Pie)

    July 3rd- July 10th: NEW CHAPTER: "The Story of Tonight: Tomorrow There'll Be More of Us" (Epilogue)

    July 10th-July 17th: NEW CHAPTER: "The Changelings Have a King: The Battle of Ponyville" (Oh, it's coming)

    July 17th-July 24th: NEW STORY! "As We Go On" (Graduation Epilogue to the EqG series)

    More details to come on "Grogar 2: Die Grogar Die" soon as well.

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This story is a sequel to Slender

Equestria is ruined. The Slender One's reach cannot be escaped and now the populations of entire cities have disappeared, vanished without a trace.

Even the princesses have left the ponies to their fate.

Big Macintosh returns to Ponyville with a team of like-minded ponies and one goal in his mind; to stop the evil once and for all.

Cover art by Swirling Line, of course.

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31st Oct 2013
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6th Dec 2013
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This story is a sequel to Dear Scootaloo

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are growing up. Their days are spent dealing with the usual gamut of problems facing fillies on the cusp of marehood; school, boys, nightmares...

Oh, yes. They've been having the most dreadful nightmares. Nightmares about an old stallion everyone thought was dead. It seems this ghost from their collective past has found a way back and has one thing on his mind; revenge.

Only with the help of a certain Princess of the Night can the three friends become what they need to be to destroy the evil that's haunted them once and for all; CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DREAM WARRIORS!

A Halloween Epilogue to the 'Dear CMC' Trilogy ('Dear Sweetie Belle', 'Dear Applebloom', 'Dear Scootaloo')

Inspired by the slasher classic 'A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors.'

Cover art by the incomparable Swirling Line

First Published
23rd Oct 2013
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23rd Oct 2013
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This story is a sequel to Phases of the Moon

No sin can remain buried forever.

Shining Armor believes that his troubles are over; his beloved Cadance is soon to give birth to their first foal and his affair with Princess Luna has cooled off considerably as her own pregnancy enters it's last stages.

Princess Luna is at the end of her rope; Shining Armor still has no idea that he is the father of the foal growing inside her and his clumsy gallantry is making her genuinely fall in love with him.

One elated, the other tormented, the pair of sinners will soon be faced with one of the unquestioned absolutes of the universe...

...what's done in the dark will be brought to the light.

Cover Art by the tremendous Swirling Line.

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26th Aug 2013
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22nd Jan 2014
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This story is a sequel to Dear Applebloom

Granny Smith passes away and leaves Applejack a strange box in her will. Inside the box is a journal that's been passed down through the Apple Family for generations. The journal contains all the great secrets of the Apples... including a secret transgression that has been kept hidden for close to a century.

It is a secret that will shake Equestria to the very core... and set the eldest Apple daughter on her way to a greater destiny than she could ever imagine.

Amazing Cover-Art by Kaitlyn Warner!

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8th Jul 2013
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8th Jul 2013
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This story is a sequel to Morning Glory

The sequel to 'Morning Glory- About Last Night...'

Applejack and Rainbow Dash go on their first date. Was their drunken fling a one night thing, or is there something deeper between them?

Inspired by the song "Can You Read My Mind" by Maureen McGovern from 'Superman.'

Cover-art is (hopefully) a temporary place-holder.

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17th Jun 2013
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17th Jun 2013
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This story is a sequel to Lost in the Night

"I've always had only one. I've mourned them each in turn... as I will one day mourn you, my brave Captain."

Princess Luna's words have driven Shining Armor mad ever since she first uttered them when their affair began. Who were these past lovers? How did they come to be consorts to the Princess of the Night?

Shining Armor's quest for the answers leads him deep into the bowels Canterlot Castle and into the mysterious Archives of Truth. There, guided by a mysterious librarian called Brother Veritas, Shining Armor will uncover much more than he was ever expecting; hidden histories and origins, ancient conspiracies, and secrets that could very well change Equestria forever.

Special Thanks to DrTechno for the cover art.

First Published
18th May 2013
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18th May 2013
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This story is a sequel to Morning Glory

While many miles from his home in Ponyville, the only respite Caramel has are his memories and fantasies of a certain pink earth pony.

Will a certain princess of the night be able to lend a helping hoof in reuniting the long-distance lovers?

A follow-up to 'Morning Glory: Just Desserts' inspired by how well received the Pinkie/Caramel pairing was.

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26th Mar 2013
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26th Mar 2013
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This story is a sequel to Dear Applebloom

Inspired by Rarity and Applejack's letters, Rainbow Dash writes her biggest fan a letter of her own that will shed light not only on Scootaloo's origins, but Rainbow Dash's as well.

Special thanks to AcrylicDawn for the cover art.

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12th Mar 2013
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12th Mar 2013
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This story is a sequel to Dear Sweetie Belle

Everypony has to grow up sometime. Now a teenager, Sweetie Belle ventures to the Fillydelphia Academy of Music in order to start the search for her biological father. Will she find the stallion she's searching for, or is she doomed to disappointment?

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3rd Feb 2013
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3rd Feb 2013
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The day finally comes when Pinkie Pie has to part with her beloved Gummy. Of course, that's easier said than done.

Inspired by and featuring the song 'Saying Good-Bye' by the Muppets.

A live reading of the story by munngojerrie;

First Published
15th Nov 2012
Last Modified
15th Nov 2012