The Dazzlings have bounced back! The only thing that stands between them and total world domination is you, a gung-ho brony with a cool jacket, and Anon, a mysterious man with a well-pressed suit.
That and friendship lasers, if you wanna get technical.
Contains: Second Person, Anon, Present Tense, Equestria Girls, Parodied Song Lyrics, and a complete lack of respect for any of the above.