Once upon a time, one pony asked another out. The other pony accepted.

This is not their story.

This is the story of how everypony else started freaking out when they really, really shouldn't have.

Cover image by PonyLegacy.

Lost in the waste, a forgotten cursed city looms. Trixie intends to plunder it. This ain't no bullshit adventure tale, this one has dudes getting brutally fucking murdered, half the story was written on lsd and salvia, gold and treasure by the ton, battle scenes out of fucking conan, we're talking shit that don't even make sense yo. Shit from the nightmares of an opium addict.

First three chapters revised.

Rainbow-Dash goes to a candy store, but cant find anything she wants. Then inspiration hits her.

The declaration of war between the Griffin Federation and the Equestrian Monarchy will test the power of harmony; forcing ponykind to utilize its greatest strengths as its greatest weapons.

This story is a sequel to The Elements of Nature

Fluttershy, pregnant with Braeburn's child, is getting ready to marry Braeburn.

There are some sexual references and mention of strippers, so be warned.

Edit: It has been reworked partially after reading commented suggestions. Please re-read, and re consider your like rating.

The gentle Teda and the heroic Lanta.

Two formless alien beings from another planet. After Lanta's disappearance, Teda follows the being to a world called Equestria.

Octavia Philharmonica and Vinyl Scratch.

Two ponies that couldn't be any more different to each other. Octavia's body is taken over by Teda who is on a search for the missing Lanta. In
desperation, Lanta is forced to take over the body of Vinyl Scratch, in order to find the violent fugitive, Gona.

Unfortunately, Gona could be anywhere AND anybody on the entire planet.

Complicating matters more are the lovers Teda and Lanta and the bodies they inhabit. Octavia and Vinyl, two ponies who positively can't stand each other.

Will Gona's mad plans for revenge against Lanta destroy the two lovers and the ponies they inhabit?

And will Octavia and Vinyl be brought together in love like Teda and Lanta?

Twilight learns to be thankful for her friends and everything they have done for her since she met them.
Tags are weird, alternate universe is only for part of the story.

Happy Thanksgiving, whether you celebrate it or not, it's nice to remember to be thankful for what we have.

This story is a sequel to Silence

Octavia is struggling with her new found disability, and figures something out in the process.

A co-write with SBSam! I couldn't have done it without him! Go check him out!

Alternate tags: Uplifting

There are a lot of things that Storm doesn't know. There are little things she isn't sure of, like the capital of Maretonia. There are also big things that most ponies should know, like her own opinion. Or her mental state in general, for that matter.

Twilight's friends mean more to her than anything, and after gaining her new role as the Princess of Friendship, she's ready to tackle whatever lies ahead with them.

However, when Princess Celestia informs Twilight about a major, overlooked detail in Starswirl the Bearded's formerly unfinished spell, she is suddenly forced to do the absolute hardest thing she has ever done in her life...