"Hey Nopony!" Scootaloo trotted into the room.

"Yeah?"

She hopped onto his back and made herself comfortable. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Oh here we go..." Nopony rolled his eyes and smiled. "I don't know, why?"

Scootaloo leaned in close and whispered into his ear.

"To cuck."

It only took, like, twelve feckin chapters but the lyrical miracle pony on fiya Lyra makes her debut! What kind of crazy adventure will she get into?

Who knew a heartwarming comedy about cuckoldry wouldn't be popular?

Me neither.

Let's see how long I leave it up. Place your bets.