It's time for Ask Corny! I've had three questions just sitting in my inbox for months! (Kind of like a particular story I need to work on...)

Anyway, Rebel Brony asks: Am I the only one who thinks Scoots falling from the waterfall was pretty dark? That part I think is the closest a pony came to dying on the show.

Well, they DID kill King Sombra (I was frigging stunned), so...

SirMrDrPwn asks: How did you become a brony?

I wondered when somepony would ask that! Well, it was a little like this...

What is the funniest meme (pony or non-pony related) that you've seen? Post it on the blog.

Oh my...this...I...hmm...Let me look through my collection...

Okay, it's not necessarily funny, but it's definitely the one of the best ones...

Well, there's that! Have a good one everybrony!

I, with two great friends, have founded a band! We are the Knights of the Awkward Parallelogramic Table! A Christian Nerd Rock band that is preparing to shred it's way into battle and take the music scene by force! Prepare yourself, world! Here. Comes. Awesome.

I am going to bed today having made much headway in completing the next chapter of If You Hear Me, Let Me Know. It's hard to write it, honestly. Coming so close to the end of a story that I've loved writing so much. Maybe that's why I've been putting it off, I don't know. All in all, I still am quite certain that this is it for the story. I'm honestly not sure that I want to make what I intended to be spinoffs of the story actual spinoffs either. It would be easier to just make them their own story. I don't know. We'll see how things go from here. I've still got Nightmare to write after this, and A Little Piece of Heaven to get around to eventually. I'm honestly tempted to cancel A Little Piece of Heaven. Let's face it-you guys already know how it ends. I rushed the plot, did it kind of wrong, and lost my drive to write it. We'll see what happens, but I won't make a promise that I don't know I can keep.

Well, this ended up being somewhat of a depressing blog post...So enjoy watching Scootaloo nom some corn.

Scootaloo, Y U so cute when you eat my brethren?

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout "Horray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came to stop those two dead boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

It's been roughly 23.714 ages since I've spammed you guys with blog posts that you don't want because you want me writing fanfictions! (I'm getting to it, I promise. I really really REALLY want to finish If You Hear Me, Let Me Know by the end of the semester)

Anyway, in lieu of any news (because I have no news for you)...How've you been?

Merry Christmas, everypony! I'm so sorry that I haven't been updating, but it turns out that winter break has been busier than anticipated. I'm gonna try to do some writing this evening, though! Hopefully I will be able to give the gift of completing If You Hear Me, Let Me Know by the end of break!

Hopefully...

I see lots of people posting their favorite quotes on their facebook pages. Well, I want to be original, so I'm going to make my own quotes. You can quote me if you like.

"Wow, thinking of random quotes is harder than I thought it would be."

"Bombadazzle!"

"You dirty little sphincter."

"Open your eyes to see the world like Stevie Wonder!"

"I can now officially say that I'm insensitive."

Good day.

...when I know I should have gotten a better grade. I mean, I won't take all the credit (had a LOT of help from the Lord), but an ACADEMIC presentation that receives TWO rounds of applause and nearly made one of my friends cry should get more than a B-...

Emailed professor, gonna try to negotiate a higher grade.

This morning while I was preparing to brush my teeth, I picked up my toothpaste and my toothbrush. However, when I went to put the toothpaste on my toothbrush, I realized that I hadn't grabbed my toothbrush, but my shaving razor

Glad I caught that one in time...that would have been a tad uncomfortable.