You know what I've done in the last few weeks?

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Wrote roughly 4k words of a crack comedy. Planned out a 60k darkfic revolving around the best pony (PINKIE PIE), and planned out a pony creepypasta that's going to be 4k-5k words.

I just... can't find myself writing at the moment. Well, except maybe the creepypasta 'cause everyone I've told the idea to LOVES it. (Thanks to Lucefudu, Cyanide, and Deceased for helping me plan that one out.) I can try to get the beginning up, and hopefully get the good parts done when I'm in the mood but I just don't see myself writing anytime soon... like the last few months...

And now, for an honest question. Why the hell are you people still following me? I haven't written or updated things in a few months and my current stories make even myself want to retch. Do I have some redeeming factor besides being a complete asshat to everyone? Please, tell me.

Heeyo, your least favourite not productive at all author here with another installment of everyone's favourite sub-series of the infamous series 'Skype Conversations,'

KONGREGATE CONVERSATIONS!!11one!!somethin'

Anyway. Today, on Kongregate, in a little room called 'Hegemony' I had the chance to meet a rather interesting character. I'm not sure if he's trolling or not... I really hope he is, but if he's not, his 'futru' isn't looking so good.

Without further ado, I welcome you to lose half of your brain cells!

ElJefeTheBoss: hi u guiz

NeilYoung: ...

buggieboy: Please tell me you're trolling.

ElJefeTheBoss: ????

lynx45678: ...

lynx45678: Put it down.

lynx45678: He's an illiteracy communist.

ElJefeTheBoss: lol put wat down?

lynx45678: In the name of (Grammar) Naziism, you must die.

ElJefeTheBoss: watz up

lynx45678: DIE, SCUM OF THE EARTH.

Oace: GAS HIM WITH KNOWLEDGE

jordanb11: Hey guys

ElJefeTheBoss: hey oac how r u

Oace: i not oac

Oace: i ose

NeilYoung: sry

NeilYoung: isnt it oace

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL OAC

NeilYoung: loljk I'm not gonna start this.

ElJefeTheBoss: hi niel

Oace: Dr. Oac

NeilYoung: ...

buggieboy: He's obviously trolling.

buggieboy: No one's that stupid.

ElJefeTheBoss: im not stupid

buggieboy: Lemme guess.

lynx45678: Thou hast nae proven thine own intellect.

buggieboy: You're the best speller in your entire school.

ElJefeTheBoss: actuly i am 1 of the better 1s

buggieboy: You've won AWARDS based on your intellect.

buggieboy: PFFFFFFFT

buggieboy: HAHAHA

buggieboy: OH MAN.

buggieboy: MY SIDES.

buggieboy: BRBROLLIGNAROUNDINMIRTH

ElJefeTheBoss: did u fall? u ok

Ascyllia: Is it bad when the chat becomes more entertaining than the game? <_<

Oace: That's normal

Oace: i men...

Oace: dat normall

buggieboy: Guys, I can't stop laughing.

NeilYoung: y

Oace: bug pls

lynx45678: You know what would be really funny?

NeilYoung: lololol this is painful.

lynx45678: If we killed it with fire :D

ElJefeTheBoss: killd wat

lynx45678: The idiot.

Ascyllia: Just a tip: If you're going to engage in a grammar war, insipid abbreviations like "U" and "R" are generally frowned upon. They're letters. Not words. Hope I helped. *returns to her game*

Oace: ascy pls

Oace: I can't keep doing this...

ElJefeTheBoss: i can spel rly well, but its a chat, how carez

buggieboy: Sure you can.

buggieboy: And we all care.

ElJefeTheBoss: shut up i can

buggieboy: Except for you.

buggieboy: But you hardly count as a person right now.

lynx45678: We don't enjoy killing our brain cells

buggieboy: I believe anyone can spell.

buggieboy: After all, there is such a thing as spell check.

Oace: Let's get his balls and cut them off, I want them in a jar

ElJefeTheBoss: watz that

Oace: Maybe Iggy wants another jar o balls

ElJefeTheBoss: who iggy

Ascyllia: ...x] sorry. The temptation was incredible.

buggieboy: Insipid... that's a new word.

Ascyllia: Word of the day? :D

ElJefeTheBoss: u guiz listn to lmfao?????

buggieboy: I don't listen to shit.

ElJefeTheBoss: there not shit

ElJefeTheBoss: ur shit

buggieboy: They really are shit.

Ascyllia: Goth industrial, and EBM mostly.

ElJefeTheBoss: they play good musc

ElJefeTheBoss: u dont

buggieboy: Metal and all its sub genres.

ElJefeTheBoss: oh u lke emo?

buggieboy: Metal != emo.

Oace: ...lol

ElJefeTheBoss: im sexy an i no it

Ascyllia: lol since when does metal = emo O_o

buggieboy: You're a retard.

LovelyxInsomniac: Ugh. Why do I feel like more and more newfags are in here every single day. e___e

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it doesn't

buggieboy: There's no excuse for that.

ElJefeTheBoss: ur a retard

LovelyxInsomniac: Metal doesn't equal emo.

ElJefeTheBoss: emo is rl metal

LovelyxInsomniac: What the flying f*ck are you talking about?

LovelyxInsomniac: LOLWUT?

buggieboy: Metal is metal.

Oace: Iron?

Oace: Copper?

Ascyllia: lol no. Screamo and metal are two radically different genres.

ElJefeTheBoss: metal sux

buggieboy: I like death metal.

ElJefeTheBoss: scremo is good

LovelyxInsomniac: Screamo, metal, and emo are all different.

LovelyxInsomniac: What the hell is scremo?

buggieboy: Dunno.

ElJefeTheBoss: skreamo*

ElJefeTheBoss: oops

ElJefeTheBoss: screamo*

LovelyxInsomniac: Skreamo?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

buggieboy: Sounds like a new rap band that raps about asses.

LovelyxInsomniac: LOL

ElJefeTheBoss: omfg i luv rap 2

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOL

LovelyxInsomniac: ...

buggieboy: Rap nowadays sucks.

ElJefeTheBoss: lil wayn and drake r the BEST

buggieboy: Get the **** out.

ElJefeTheBoss: enimen is so good 2

buggieboy: You're a sheep.

Oace: Kill it

buggieboy: Go get slaughtered.

Oace: Kill it

Oace: Oh god, kill it

LovelyxInsomniac: ...

ElJefeTheBoss: ose u where nice earlier

LovelyxInsomniac: ENIMEN?!

Ascyllia: Meh. Labels suck. Music is music, and it's all good.

LovelyxInsomniac: LOLWUT?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLWHAT

LovelyxInsomniac: Dude. You're f*cking stupid.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I'M GONNA DIE XD

ElJefeTheBoss: shut up

ElJefeTheBoss: b rb

LovelyxInsomniac: ^Space was needed for emphasis

buggieboy: Hopefully you're setting up a noose.

Oace: Or loading a gun

LovelyxInsomniac: Seriously. How does someone get "Emo" and "Screamo" and "Metal" jumbled up?

LovelyxInsomniac: e___e

Oace: lovli pls

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ose pls

Ascyllia: Inexperience with the genre, I would guess <_<

LovelyxInsomniac: lik dis if u cry evertim

ElJefeTheBoss: im bac

ElJefeTheBoss: back*

lynx45678: -lik-

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lol great

LovelyxInsomniac: xD, Lynx. <3

Oace: lik so babbi get sugery

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ~(-3-)~

ElJefeTheBoss: tost how r u

buggieboy: Are you preparing to hang yourself?

LovelyxInsomniac: LOL

LovelyxInsomniac: TOST

Oace: Lol, "tost"

ElJefeTheBoss: no i hav a good furtu

Oace: ...

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME

LovelyxInsomniac: Ahahahahaha

LovelyxInsomniac: Hey, Tost. How's it going? :3

ElJefeTheBoss: future*

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: GET THE **** OUT

LovelyxInsomniac: Furtu? XD

ElJefeTheBoss: y would i hang myself

buggieboy: HEY GUYS.

Oace: I'm already hung

Oace: ;)

buggieboy: HE HAS A GOOD FURTU.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

LovelyxInsomniac: Oace... hows "it" hangin'? (;

ElJefeTheBoss: shut up i spell beter then u

Oace: o bbe

buggieboy: BAHAHA.

LovelyxInsomniac: Then u?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: than you*

LovelyxInsomniac: Really?

ElJefeTheBoss: im 1 of the best in my class

LovelyxInsomniac: ROFL

LovelyxInsomniac: OH MY GOD

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

buggieboy: MY SIDES

LovelyxInsomniac: Are you f*cking shitting me? XD

LovelyxInsomniac: PLEASE tell me that was a joke.

ElJefeTheBoss: ???

buggieboy: Holy ****ing Celestia.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'd hate to meet the rest of them...

Oace: That's wasn't just a joke, he is the joke

buggieboy: My sides are hurting.

Oace: that*

ElJefeTheBoss: r u ok bugi?

LovelyxInsomniac: LULULUL

LovelyxInsomniac: Bugi.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lolling

ElJefeTheBoss: its the intrnet who careeeees

Oace: loli

LovelyxInsomniac: Let's see. We've got Tost, Bugi. Who else?

ElJefeTheBoss: ose

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ose

LovelyxInsomniac: Can you say "Oace", sweety? :3

ElJefeTheBoss: oace

LovelyxInsomniac: Good job!

ElJefeTheBoss: ty 8Þ

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: good dog, here's a bacon treat o3o

LovelyxInsomniac: o___o'' That's the creepiest face I've ever seen...

Killafornians: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

ElJefeTheBoss: tost shut up your gay

LovelyxInsomniac: ...

LovelyxInsomniac: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Oace: ur*

LovelyxInsomniac: Yes, Tost. Shut your gay up. [:

ElJefeTheBoss: 8Þ

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Nope, absolutely straight Christian girl thx

LovelyxInsomniac: No, no. Tost.

LovelyxInsomniac: "Your gay"

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL I SEE

LovelyxInsomniac: You own it, sweety.

ElJefeTheBoss: omg u r christin 2?

Oace: lolololo

ElJefeTheBoss: jesus is my hero

ElJefeTheBoss: <3

LovelyxInsomniac: Christin?

Ascyllia: ...uh oh <_<

Oace: Jesus loves me in a Mexican prison :(

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Do NOT use "omg" and Christ in the same sentence you moron

ElJefeTheBoss: y not

LovelyxInsomniac: NO, TOST.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL OACE

LovelyxInsomniac: HE'S CHRISTIN!

ElJefeTheBoss: i luv god

ElJefeTheBoss: god luvs me

LovelyxInsomniac: ...

Oace: Ugh, I hate it when people get mad at "oh my god", oh well

Ascyllia: "Thou shalt not take the name of the lord in vain" remember that one?

Killafornians: When toast said "good dog, here's a bacon treat", did he refer his "bacon" to be his shlomo?

Oace: ;)

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: and you still continue to use His name in vain? Go to church kid ;p

LovelyxInsomniac: I can say God when ever the f*ck I like. (:<

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: maybe the pastor will slap you with a bible ._.

LovelyxInsomniac: Because I am part of my deity.

LovelyxInsomniac: GOD SMACK

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: (inb4 zack joke)

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: or, that

Ascyllia: Unless he's catholic. :X

LovelyxInsomniac: inb4 bible smacking joke, actually.

ElJefeTheBoss: i go to church evey sunday

lynx45678: I'll smack someone with a bible ;)

LovelyxInsomniac: Wow. You spelled church right.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: PAY ATTENTION THEN

LovelyxInsomniac: Congratulations.

Oace: IT'S A MIRACLE

ElJefeTheBoss: im catholic

LovelyxInsomniac: He spelled Catholic right too.

Ascyllia: Never woulda guessed. <_<

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU JUST SAID CHRISTIAN

LovelyxInsomniac: I'm impressed.

ElJefeTheBoss: catholic is christin

Oace: Toasty

LovelyxInsomniac: Hey, ElJefeTheBoss. I'm a Satan worshiper. (:

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Get the **** out and choose a religion

NeilYoung: toasty wtf.

Oace: Toasty...

LovelyxInsomniac: HAIL SATAN

NeilYoung: catholic is christian.......

buggieboy: I'm a Satanist as well.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Notrly

LovelyxInsomniac: Not really. I just like doing this.   (reply)

buggieboy: LET'S BURN BIBLES AND KILL THINGS AND VANDALIZE THINGS.

lynx45678: Pastafarianism.

Oace: A christian is a follower of christ

LovelyxInsomniac: YEAH!

To LovelyxInsomniac: Same.

NeilYoung: Toasty, you are so stupid I can't even describe it.

Oace: Catholics worship Christ

lynx45678: ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN THE SKY!

LovelyxInsomniac: Brb, stripping, painting my body red, and streaking through churches.

Oace: Therefore Christian

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lolwut

LovelyxInsomniac: I have to scream like I'm possessed though.

LovelyxInsomniac: I've always wanted to do that.

ElJefeTheBoss: tost im a better christian then u r

Ascyllia: oo..oo.. can you do the 360 head spin thing :D

Ascyllia: *claps* :3

buggieboy: Can I wa-OH MY GAWD.

Oace: We'll need pics

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Whatever. Labels are weird anyway. Believe on Christ, and idgaf about the rest x.x

LovelyxInsomniac: xD Ascyllia <3

Ascyllia: <3 x]

buggieboy: A Christian wouldn't say they're better than someone else.

buggieboy: You dumb****.

ElJefeTheBoss: u say ur christian but you say idgaf in the same sentance

LovelyxInsomniac: NO

ElJefeTheBoss: ur not a real christian tost

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: you say OMG.

LovelyxInsomniac: ElJefeTheBoss. You said you were Christin.

buggieboy: Neither are you, El.

ElJefeTheBoss: i am christin

LovelyxInsomniac: Did you lie to me? ):<

LovelyxInsomniac: HOW ARE YOU BOTH?!

LovelyxInsomniac: PICK ONE, NIGG*R.

ElJefeTheBoss: ??????

ElJefeTheBoss: pick 1 wat

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

Oace: christinality

LovelyxInsomniac: -meow- :3

Oace: believe in christinality

LovelyxInsomniac: XD

ElJefeTheBoss: i do

LovelyxInsomniac: He believes in everything.

ElJefeTheBoss: i love christinality

LovelyxInsomniac: Do you believe the world is flat?

ElJefeTheBoss: jesus <3

ElJefeTheBoss: no

ElJefeTheBoss: do u

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOLOL

buggieboy: I do.

LovelyxInsomniac: Yeah.

LovelyxInsomniac: What of it?

buggieboy: THE WORLD'S SO FLAT MAN.

Ascyllia: L to the O, L. <_<

LovelyxInsomniac: ): I fell off it once.

ElJefeTheBoss: i dont mind loley

LovelyxInsomniac: Bad experience. Don't want to talk about it.

LovelyxInsomniac: ROFL

LovelyxInsomniac: LOLEY?!

ElJefeTheBoss: u can say whatever u want

LovelyxInsomniac: AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oace: Did you see that greek dude holding it up?

LovelyxInsomniac: ):< Oace. I don't want to think about that creepy man, okay?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ~Dying again

Oace: A man gets cranky after an eternity of that

LovelyxInsomniac: .__. He also gets lonely...

NeilYoung: hi brb

Oace: "Hi, bye"

jordanb11: /msgLovelyxInsomniac hey

LovelyxInsomniac: He was scared of you, Oace.

jordanb11: Fia live

LovelyxInsomniac: /msgjordanb11 hey

jordanb11: lo fail

Oace: /msgLovelyxInsomniac so how much for the drugs?

ElJefeTheBoss: hi gorden

jordanb11: Oace 5 dollars

LovelyxInsomniac: /msgOace All the monies.

buggieboy: ...

Oace: /msgLovelyxInsomniac Secure channel, isn't it?

buggieboy: Who's gorden?

LovelyxInsomniac: /msgOace Totes.

ElJefeTheBoss: gordenb11

LovelyxInsomniac: ... Gordenb11? LOL?

buggieboy: ...There's no one with that name in here.

LovelyxInsomniac: I'm dying. xD Bugi. CPR,PL0X.

Ascyllia: *munches strawberry waffles* )<.<

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I look back at chat, and dying again :D

ElJefeTheBoss: he just taked

LovelyxInsomniac: *w* Do want.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: taked what?

LovelyxInsomniac: Hehehehehe

Oace: He taked my virginity

buggieboy: There's a difference between jordan and gorden.

LovelyxInsomniac: I have to get screenies for Ducky. xD Oh my god.

Ascyllia: I say we go with Lynx's idea, and kill it with fire.

LovelyxInsomniac: Oace. I thought I took that. ):<

LovelyxInsomniac: FIRE TO THE ANUS!

Ascyllia: O_O

ElJefeTheBoss: fire hurtz

LovelyxInsomniac: -cough- I mean... um...

Ascyllia: LOLPASSKEKE O_O

Oace: NOT AGAIN JESUS NO, I'M OUT OF MEXICAN PRISON

LovelyxInsomniac: That's exactly what I meant.

LovelyxInsomniac: Really, ElJefeTheBoss? It hurtz?

LovelyxInsomniac: Hurtz u zo badz?

buggieboy: Well, Lovely.

LovelyxInsomniac: *loley

Oace: christinality

LovelyxInsomniac: Yes, Bugi? :3

buggieboy: Apparently the fire is so hot, it melted the s into a z.

buggieboy: So it hurtz.

LovelyxInsomniac: Oh!

LovelyxInsomniac: That makez zenze.

buggieboy: I know!

ElJefeTheBoss: shut up

ElJefeTheBoss: asholes

LovelyxInsomniac: Make me, nigga tits. :3

buggieboy: Zilly uz for not underztanding earlier.

LovelyxInsomniac: ASHOLES?!

buggieboy: *Azholez

LovelyxInsomniac: Oh.

ElJefeTheBoss: no

buggieboy: There'z no more z'z.

ElJefeTheBoss: assholes

jordanb11: ?

LovelyxInsomniac: *azzholez-

ElJefeTheBoss: sry guyz i g2g

Oace: Bork bork bork

ElJefeTheBoss: basball game

LovelyxInsomniac: Aww...

Oace: PRAISE THE LAWD

ElJefeTheBoss: c u later!

buggieboy: Good riddance.

jordanb11: Hey

buggieboy: I mean, zeriouzly. It takez zkillz to be that ztupid.

LovelyxInsomniac: That was great.

LovelyxInsomniac: Buggie. I'm sorry, but I will be calling you Bugi now.

Oace: http://i.imgur.com/E4Vz0.jpg

buggieboy: He haz a good futru in failing, after all.

Oace: lol'd

WilberZ: holqa stupid

LovelyxInsomniac: Feel free to call me Loley if you want.

LovelyxInsomniac: And Toast is now Tost.

buggieboy: *Tozt

LovelyxInsomniac: xD

buggieboy: I'm blogging thiz.

LovelyxInsomniac: Did he say Oace by any chance?

buggieboy: Oac

LovelyxInsomniac: I see. :P

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ose

Oace: gooby

LovelyxInsomniac: Ose?

buggieboy: Ending tranzmizzion.

Yeah. I have no finishing message. Most likely everyone who made it this far has lost all of their brain cells.

Have some good music to reinvigorate the mind.

CARMINE, OUT.

Heeyo, Carmine here! Back with another entry of the sub series of the not so famous mini-blog Skype Conversations! I honestly don't even know if this is the correct name of this series anymore... OH WELL.

On topic, today, on Kongregate... well. Let's just say shit went down. Apparently this generation is full of retards, and I for one hate being in it (no offense to you guys if you have any semblance of intelligent.) But yeah, this one person came in, and needless to say... yeah...

starzboo2: im back oiiethaniio

starzboo2: hey pepz wat yall up to

oIIEthanIIo: ohai bb

starzboo2: wat???????

oIIEthanIIo: i luv u

oIIEthanIIo: u so mazing

oIIEthanIIo: swag

oIIEthanIIo: yolo

starzboo2: awww thankx i get that comment alot bout my swag

starzboo2: luv u too

MonochromeHearts: LOL

starzboo2: soooooo wat u bout to do

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL SHE'S BACK!?

oIIEthanIIo: im about 2 get sum mo clothes cuz i need dat swag

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'm here for teh lulz :D

oIIEthanIIo: im running out on my swag juice

starzboo2: hahahhahaha rite

starzboo2: hahaha lol your funny rite me too

starzboo2: shut up toastypancakes

starzboo2: like wat kind of name

MonochromeHearts: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS STARZBOO2

oIIEthanIIo: GUIS

MonochromeHearts: AND YOU CAN'T FU­CKING TYPE

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: At least I don't type like I just had a stroke. :)

MonochromeHearts: jWERKGJAEROIAGJOEI$TUQM$IOP#MGTIMPEROG

oIIEthanIIo: BACK OFF MY GIRLFRIEND

MonochromeHearts: lolololol

oIIEthanIIo: U R HURTING HER FELINZ

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: What the **** is with your name.

starzboo2: starzboo2 is a name that hve swagg wat name is your did u get it of your daddys dick

starzboo2: no they is not

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Trolls don't have feelings, silly ethan

starzboo2: sluts dnt have a name ethier

MonochromeHearts: Get a name of my dad's dick? What the fu­ck?

oIIEthanIIo: she is not a troll she is my girlfrand

starzboo2: rangatangs nt have a name ehtier

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: So, by that logic you are nameless :D

oIIEthanIIo: we been dating for 3 hours and we purfect fo each other

oIIEthanIIo: i love u bb

MonochromeHearts: WHAT THE FU­CK IS A RANGATANG

starzboo2: luv u too ..........a rangatang is u

starzboo2: bicth

MonochromeHearts: Um..

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL WHAT

MonochromeHearts: "bicth"

MonochromeHearts: DAT SPELLING

starzboo2: at lease i dnt suck my dads dick

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I could spell Bitch by the time I was 7. GTFO.

MonochromeHearts: My dad is dead, go kill yourself

JeffHardy9: Oh dear.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU'RE ****ED KID

starzboo2: oh my bad i thin ki kill that bitch

MonochromeHearts: HAHA

MonochromeHearts: NO

MonochromeHearts: You're fu­cking pathetic

starzboo2: yes i did

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: My dad is like 62. I'd rather suck my pastor's dick for a damn living e-e

MonochromeHearts: Seriously, kill yourself. lolololo

starzboo2: see u is a whole slut

starzboo2: ur nasty

starzboo2: u suck racons dick

MonochromeHearts: That makes no fu­cking sense. Where are you getting that from?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: if he's clean i'd make the money. It ain't your business anyway

starzboo2: your mom

MonochromeHearts: lLOLOLOLOL

MonochromeHearts: What the fu­ck is a racon

starzboo2: u ****ing hor

MonochromeHearts: "hor" LOL

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: HOR LOL

JeffHardy9: Lol

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOLOL

starzboo2: woowwwwwowowoww where r u from u waz born yesturday

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Damn it, i'm gonna throw up eoe

starzboo2: bicth u knw wat i mean

MonochromeHearts: YOU CAN'T FU­CKING SPELL RACCOON

MonochromeHearts: AND STOP SAYING "BICTH"

MonochromeHearts: RETARD, JESUS CHRIST

starzboo2: like i said u knw wat i mean

oIIEthanIIo: starz bb

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: And again: Might wanna see a doctor for the whole.. might have had a stroke thing.

oIIEthanIIo: we gotta have a talk

MonochromeHearts: Like I said, you know what I mean.*

starzboo2: bicth.bicth,bicth

oIIEthanIIo: i no our relashinship has been gud and all

MonochromeHearts: You're making yourself look even more ignorant.

oIIEthanIIo: but i think we should see other people

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: My pastor types better than you and he chooses to be a retard e-e

starzboo2: wat u mean

starzboo2: oh well

oIIEthanIIo: i sry bb

oIIEthanIIo: those 2 hours were mazing

oIIEthanIIo: but u ben cheatn on me

starzboo2: were over

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: You make him look like Einstein

starzboo2: ???

starzboo2: ?????

oIIEthanIIo: i saw u with that dude at da mall

starzboo2: no i have been not

oIIEthanIIo: holding hands and shit

MonochromeHearts: u ben cheatn on him wid dat racon

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: You have no idea how hard that is, and you've accomplished it

starzboo2: i put that on life

JeffHardy9: You can't just walk in here, from god knows where, and abuse our friends, you dumb "hor"

MonochromeHearts: ^

MonochromeHearts: LOL

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^

oIIEthanIIo: u ben cheatn on me 5 too long

oIIEthanIIo: 4

oIIEthanIIo: we is ova

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: 5 too long

starzboo2: no i didnt

MonochromeHearts: shady bicth

oIIEthanIIo: dnt lie to me bb

starzboo2: ok then its cool ill get a new one

oIIEthanIIo: jst rememmber

MonochromeHearts: you never will ok lololol

starzboo2: and i wasnt cheating on u

JeffHardy9: Ethan, having sense about the whole situation, chose his long time friends, over you, racon suking hor.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: she cheating on you with dem racons

oIIEthanIIo: he cnt satisfy u as much as i can

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: dem bicth hor racons

oIIEthanIIo: u no how much we ben in bed together

MonochromeHearts: but seriously are you like 11?

oIIEthanIIo: u said i was a beast

JeffHardy9: So, either you can get the hell out of our room, or we'll make you leave.

starzboo2: well u is the one that broke up with me

starzboo2: no i didnt

oIIEthanIIo: u even called me the black machismo

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: <--- lolling

starzboo2: mannn i dont care no more u can accept them lies its wat ever

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Life Is A Highway eue

oIIEthanIIo: they aint lies i saw dem with my own 3 eyes

oIIEthanIIo: 2

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

MonochromeHearts: no but srs guuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUuurl, is u 11? fo realz?

oIIEthanIIo: but dats ok

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOL

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I CAN'T BREATHE

JeffHardy9: Okay, let's get something straight here, Starz. Ethan didn't break up with you JUST because you cheated on him. He broke up with you because you're a dumb little skank troll who thinks she can get away with abusing our longtime friends, not knowing…

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU GON KILL ME

JeffHardy9: What the **** you just got into.

starzboo2: well....hell no im not eleven

starzboo2: im 18

starzboo2: dum ass

oIIEthanIIo: im srry bb

MonochromeHearts: I CALL BULLSHIT LOL

buggieboy: >dum ass

oIIEthanIIo: i dnt know whats ben going thru my head

buggieboy: LOLOLOLO.

JeffHardy9: So leave now, before feelings get hurt.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: dum ass lol

oIIEthanIIo: take me back pls

buggieboy: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DUMB PROPERLY.

maurizioyugi: yo dawg i herd u wuz 10 so i got yous some barney on DVD

MonochromeHearts: There's no way in fu­cking hell that you're 18. Lol

oIIEthanIIo: i promiz we can make dings betta

JeffHardy9: Xzhibit.

oIIEthanIIo: bb i love u

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: U SRS GURL? U GOTA B KIDDIG ME

oIIEthanIIo: we so purfect fo each other

buggieboy: Oh gawd.

oIIEthanIIo: udder

maurizioyugi: ethan promised a threesome

buggieboy: The idiocy in this chat.

buggieboy: Makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

maurizioyugi: im expecting full use of the tongue

MonochromeHearts: Lol Matt <3

oIIEthanIIo: bb pls

oIIEthanIIo: my hart

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: buggie i ****ing love you~

oIIEthanIIo: it 2 broken

starzboo2: i will but stop acepting them lies

oIIEthanIIo: it into peaces

oIIEthanIIo: bcuz im not wid u

buggieboy: Ethan. I got the perfect song for you.

oIIEthanIIo: i luv u

buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: This is so unbelievable... I'm dying over here xD

starzboo2: ok stop crying

oIIEthanIIo: i sry bb

buggieboy: SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

MonochromeHearts: he aint cryin

oIIEthanIIo: i get 2 emoshional

MonochromeHearts: dum bicth

oIIEthanIIo: sumtimes i cant hold it in

oIIEthanIIo: like wen i hav 2 p

maurizioyugi: let me taste the tears ethan

maurizioyugi: i love the taste of misery

starzboo2: wat ever ill get my cuzin up here to cuss yall out

MonochromeHearts: BAD

maurizioyugi: oshi

MonochromeHearts: ASS

MonochromeHearts: AS

buggieboy: Starz.

oIIEthanIIo: u cuzin is guud looking

MonochromeHearts: FU­CK

maurizioyugi: we got a bad ass over hurr

oIIEthanIIo: can i get her numba?

buggieboy: Honestly? Shut the **** up.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i gon dum it down 4 u k? u stoopid and cheetin on ethan wif dos dum ass bicth racons an he sees it k?

JeffHardy9: Oh no! Not your "cuzin"! Do they type as shitty as you? Because then, "We b ein som reel sheat."

buggieboy: You're an illiterate little retard who thinks people are in love with you.

starzboo2: and shell spot yall where yall live and shoot yall asses

oIIEthanIIo: and u getn dem racons to beat da shit out of yo cuszin

buggieboy: Shell spot?

starzboo2: **** U

buggieboy: Seems legit.

MonochromeHearts: LOLLOLOLOL

buggieboy: Learn to grammar, you ****tard.

MonochromeHearts: ^

oIIEthanIIo: bb

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: racons b eatin yo cuzin boo

starzboo2: U LIKE MY CUZIN

oIIEthanIIo: we dun nede dis

oIIEthanIIo: lets go make out

oIIEthanIIo: swag

buggieboy: You're a retard.

oIIEthanIIo: yolo

MonochromeHearts: If your cousin is anything like you, she won't be able to find me. Lol

starzboo2: ILL INBOX U

oIIEthanIIo: ok bb

starzboo2: BYE BICTHES

buggieboy: English is your first language, retard.

oIIEthanIIo: we make sweet dirty sanchezes

buggieboy: Learn to use it properly.

JeffHardy9: No, I think retard is her first language.

MonochromeHearts: SWAG SWAG SWAG

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I want to deepthroat a shotgun now :D

buggieboy: I swear.

buggieboy: This ****ing generation makes me want to kill myself.

MonochromeHearts: It hurts to type like that.

JeffHardy9: And have that sweet release brain you. Right?

maurizioyugi: ERMAGHAD SCHWERG

oIIEthanIIo: I feel like a retard when i type like that

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: double barrel shotgun.. com to me ~eoe~

kissfan418: Hey

MonochromeHearts: cum to toasty, shotgun

oIIEthanIIo: But doing this is so much fun

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

MonochromeHearts: BARRELS AJLERIJEGUIRHGIER

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: COME* OH MY GOSH

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

oIIEthanIIo: cant wait till her cousin gets here

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Barrels?

kissfan418: Hellooooooooo

oIIEthanIIo: ima get dat ho

buggieboy: ...What the hell did I start.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Tyler... Barrels? wut

MonochromeHearts: Possum to calm your penis. https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/391544_401164376616307_980537854_n.jpg

MonochromeHearts: and lol toasty, pewdiepie

buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk

JeffHardy9: Oh joy, are you that "dum bichtses cuzin"?

buggieboy: This guy has ALL the swag.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lol dat possum

buggieboy: Oh man. That's a pro possum.

kissfan418: Haha I can play some games on my tablet

kissfan418: From kongregate

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: what the **** did i just listen to on YT o_o

buggieboy: IM DA BES.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: What the **** was that buggie

buggieboy: Your brain couldn't handle the swag.

oIIEthanIIo: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/389024_345078815568445_899055308_n.jpg

buggieboy: His swag broke the swagometer.

starzboo2: HEY DID U GET IT

oIIEthanIIo: YA BB

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: that made me wanna deepthroat an AK47. No matter how impossible that might be.

oIIEthanIIo: HAPPY 3 HOUR ANIVRSARY

starzboo2: THANKX

oIIEthanIIo: I LUV U

oIIEthanIIo: U R MY WERLD

buggieboy: Oh my ****ing gawd this skank is back.

starzboo2: HEY IM BOUT TO GET OFF IN FIVE MINUTES IM BOUT TO GO TO AEROPOSTALE

oIIEthanIIo: YA BB GET SUM MO SWAG

buggieboy: Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^

JeffHardy9: Hey, Star. While you're at it, go deepthroat a shotgun.

JeffHardy9: Kthxbye.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^^^^^^^^^

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: double barrel :D

buggieboy: Is that the new 'IT' message?

starzboo2: SHUT UP

buggieboy: No, you see.

buggieboy: This chatroom? Public.

starzboo2: IM DONE RIPPING CUZ I DNT WANT TO MAKE YALL CRY

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: twice the brain slushie pleasure~

buggieboy: Of course, you're too retarded to know what that means.

MonochromeHearts: SHE DUN RIPPING GUISE

buggieboy: Rippin' out the back?

buggieboy: That's the only ripping you're doing.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: IMMA POP A GLOCK AND MAKE A BRAIN SLUSHIE

oIIEthanIIo: IMMA SUCK A COCK AND MAKE A CUM SLUSHIE

buggieboy: Your insults couldn't even make a toddler cry.

oIIEthanIIo: imeanwut

JeffHardy9: http://slendergame.com/index.php?page=game

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Every one of you better know at least what I was referencing

starzboo2: HEY GTG BABY LUV U......**** YALL AND **** A DICK

buggieboy: That's your job, whore.

oIIEthanIIo: I LUV U 2 BB

oIIEthanIIo: HAV FUN

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL

buggieboy: In this situation, I'm only second rateeeee~

oIIEthanIIo: ILL BE HERE NOT CHEATN ON U

JeffHardy9: Oh yeah, you're gonna make us cry.

oIIEthanIIo: BCUZ I LUV U 2 MUCH

buggieboy: You see that?

starzboo2: OK

buggieboy: I managed to do a Disney reference.

oIIEthanIIo: U R MY WELRLD

JeffHardy9: We're on the ****ing internet, we're battle-hardened against ****ing trolls like you.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i saw it

buggieboy: Jeff.

buggieboy: Trolls have intelligence.

oIIEthanIIo: WE GON MAKE SWAG BABIS

buggieboy: Don't insult them by calling her one.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it's okay if you didn't get my reference T_T

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it's old as shit anyway

starzboo2: Y DNT YALL LIKE ME

oIIEthanIIo: BCUZ DAY JELUZ OF YO SWAG

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: the **** is swag anyway

starzboo2: WELL I DNT EVEN KNW Y THEY IS RIPPING

oIIEthanIIo: I DUN NO EIDDER BB

JeffHardy9: http://slendergame.com/index.php?page=game

JeffHardy9: There's the link, you guys.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: you wouldn't know swag if it hit you in the face

starzboo2: HELLO CAN YALL ANSWER MY QESTION

JeffHardy9: With a rake.

buggieboy: We don't like you because you're an attention whore.

starzboo2: ATTENTION HOW

JeffHardy9: You're a "dum bicth that suks racons dik"

buggieboy: ...

starzboo2: I DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHING

buggieboy: Are you seriously asking that?

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: SlengerGame? nty

buggieboy: That's hilarious.

starzboo2: TOASTYPANCAKES ATARTED IT

buggieboy: She atarted it, eh?

starzboo2: YEAH GTG BYE

JeffHardy9: You whore attention by trying to insult people and make them into the bad guy.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: atarted?

buggieboy: Good riddance.

JeffHardy9: Yeah, she started it.

buggieboy: Hey, Toasty.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Go get hit by a bus

buggieboy: Stop atarting things.

starzboo2: WELL SRRY GTGT

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: didn't know i was atarting shit :D

buggieboy: Apparently you are atarting things, though.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'm still not sorry~

buggieboy: So can you please stop?

oIIEthanIIo: You guys seriously dont understand how hard it is to type like that

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: atarting things is fun, because tarts are ****ing delicious :D

Yeah. Pro-trolling squadron in full effect right here. Thankfully SOME people love to troll retards like that 'starzboo2' idiot. Anyways... I really have nothing more to say.

CARMINE, OUT!

SO I SAW AN IRON MAIDEN CONCERT TODAY. ALICE COOPER OPENED UP AND YES CAPS ARE NECESSARY BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS.

I SANG AND I DANCED AND I YELLED AND I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE TOMORROW BUT THAT'S OK. THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING. THEY DID THESE SONGS THAT WERE SO AMAZING AND I GOT SO MANY BONERS AND I'M SO PUMPED UP AND I DUNNO OR SOMETHING.

Tl;dr Iron Maiden's amazing. Alice Cooper's pretty damn good as well.

It's simple, really. Pinkie's mine!

And on a side note, I needed something to grab everyone's attention, since everyone would be expecting a large rant featuring macro images I don't know how to use and terrible points to back up my statements.

Liquid_Rainbows, yes, THE Liquid_Rainbows has wrote his last fic. Sad times, I know. He was a good writer. Now, his last story features Scootaloo x OC loving.

'Oh, who's the lucky OC?" you may ask. "I bet it's someone handsome and beautiful and makes ALL the mares swoon over him!"

Well, guess what. You're right. The OC in the character is, for some reason, none other than my own. I know this goes against CarPie shipping, just imagine that I'm in an alternate dimension where Pinkie never exists. Alright? Alright.

Enjoy!

HEEEEEYO! Carmine HERE with a brand new mini-blog series rightfully entitled 'Kongregate Conversations.'

Now, lemme explain something. Kongregate is a flash game community which boosts over two million users and over fifty thousand flash games, 90% of which are shit. Kinda reminds you of this site, doesn't it?

Now, unlike this site, each game comes with a chatroom, which hosts a plethora of different rooms. Is this a good thing? Eh... no. Idiots come to this site in DROVES. I had to deal with one today. While CheeseDeluxe(my bby and awkward sentence starter) and I were discussing random things, this one guy came in. Now, I'm not sure if this guy was trippin' on LSD or something, or if he was just plain RETARDED, but I had some fun with him... maybe too much.

Now, a key thing to remember, MadJedi is a mod in the chat. This means he has the power to silence/ban users at will. Plus he's one of my best friends.<3

Anyway, here comes a doozy of idiocy.

ikillman: hello

ikillman: im boredd

buggieboy: Hello.

ikillman: whats up

ikillman: WHATZ UP

ikillman: BRO

buggieboy: Hey, Cheese. Editor's reflex?

ikillman: WHATS CHEESE

ikillman: LOL

CheeseDeluxe: *What's

CheeseDeluxe: Dear God.

buggieboy: ...You're not funny.

ikillman: IM SO FUNNY

ikillman: IM JOKER

ikillman: IN BATMAN

ikillman: OKAY

ikillman: AHAHHAHA

ikillman: LAUGH

ikillman: NOW

ikillman: PENIS HEAD

ikillman: laugh

CheeseDeluxe: ...is he gonna be here all week?

buggieboy: I hope not.

ikillman: yes

ikillman: no

ikillman: im going

ikillman: to canada day

ikillman: biches

CheeseDeluxe: Good.

CheeseDeluxe: Bye.

ikillman: i have life

ikillman: okay

ikillman: as u dont

ikillman: so stfu

CheeseDeluxe: Okay. Bye.

buggieboy: >i have life

buggieboy: >PENIS HEAD

ikillman: u dont

buggieboy: Yeah.

ikillman: PENIS DICK

ikillman: HEAD

buggieboy: You have a WONDERFUL life.

CheeseDeluxe: Why the **** haven't you left yet?

ikillman: THIS IS CRAZY

ikillman: HERS MY NUMBER

ikillman: SO CALL ME MAYBR

ikillman: WHEN UR PUSSY IS

ikillman: QUIET

ikillman: OKAY

ikillman: BASTARS

buggieboy: What we have here is a case of 'idiocy.'

buggieboy: Hopefully it's not contagious.

ikillman: U ARE INsILLIN FOOD

ikillman: FOOL

ikillman: UR A BACTERIA

ikillman: THAT SPREADS

ikillman: REALLY QUICKLY

ikillman: BICH

ikillman: BITCH

CheeseDeluxe: herp a derp

CheeseDeluxe: OH NO, I'M INFECTED

ikillman: shit

ikillman: i better

ikillman: run away

ikillman: then

ikillman: why not??

ikillman: bye

ikillman: biches

CheeseDeluxe: Bye.

buggieboy: I still find it funny that he couldn't even spell anything properly half the time.

buggieboy: It's like trying to throw rocks at someone without the rocks.

ikillman: WTF

ikillman: I CAN SPELL

ikillman: U BASTARD

ikillman: BICTCHES

buggieboy: *You

ikillman: ASS HIKE

buggieboy: *Bitches

ikillman: ASS HIKE

CheeseDeluxe: Evidently not.

ikillman: HOLE

ikillman: **** U

ikillman: SUCK MY PUSSY

buggieboy: *You

ikillman: RIGHT NOW

CheeseDeluxe: *You

ikillman: COME SLAP IT

CheeseDeluxe: Damn it, Carmine.

buggieboy: You have a cat?

ikillman: HERE SLAP IT

ikillman: BICH

buggieboy: What kind?

ikillman: tSLAP MY PUSSY

buggieboy: I'm not a female dog in heat.

ikillman: TCOME

buggieboy: I apologize if you were mistaken.

ikillman: come slap my dick

ikillman: t

ikillman: bich

buggieboy: You're a hermaphrodite?

ikillman: slap myass

ikillman: SLAP MY ASS

ikillman: U ARE DEMSOPITE

buggieboy: It's Flttrshy all over again, Cheese.

CheeseDeluxe: Oh, boy.

ikillman: im going bye

ikillman: ass holes

CheeseDeluxe: Bye.

buggieboy: *I'm

buggieboy: Oh, Jedi.

buggieboy: You missed all the fun!

buggieboy: Apparently I'm a bich. :(

MadJedi: Hello

BlackHeart1999: Heey Everyone.. :)

buggieboy: And I should be slapping this hermaphrodite or something.

buggieboy: I don't know. The last minute of chat is hazy.

ikillman: WTF

ikillman: BICH

ikillman: WHAT DID U SAY

ikillman: ASS HIKE

ikillman: BICH

buggieboy: Anyway, on to pressing matters.

MadJedi: Calm down, kill

ikillman: SLAP MY PUSSY

ikillman: I AM MAD

buggieboy: Friendship is Witchcraft episode 8 is out today!

ikillman: AT GIM

ikillman: HE INSULTED ME

ikillman: JED

MadJedi: Turn the caps off, kill

CheeseDeluxe: ...7.

ikillman: i insulted me

CheeseDeluxe: It's episode 7.

ikillman: jedi

buggieboy: You sure?

ikillman: he insulted me

ikillman: can u believe it

MadJedi: Yes

CheeseDeluxe: I'm a witness.

CheeseDeluxe: ikillman is dumb.

ikillman: how dare he insult me

CheeseDeluxe: He infected me.

ikillman: im the best in this game

ikillman: no one can beat me

buggieboy: Jedi.

ikillman: and he says

ikillman: ohhh

ikillman: **** htis

buggieboy: I'm dying from laughter right now.

ikillman: gay

BlackHeart1999: Weird Conversation... O.O

ikillman: guy

ikillman: he sucks

ikillman: and THE FUNNY

ikillman: THINK

ikillman: IS

ikillman: HE SAYS

buggieboy: Hold on, I got a video for this.

ikillman: TO MY

ikillman: SLAP MY PUSSY

ikillman: DAM

ikillman: HE SAYS SLAP MY PUSSY

MadJedi: Kill, turn the caps off for good ._.

ikillman: CAN U BELIEVE IT

ikillman: okay

buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc

ikillman: but can u belive it

CheeseDeluxe: How's the weather at the East, Carmine?

MadJedi: Yes

buggieboy: It's decent.

buggieboy: I think it's night time, though.

ikillman: WTF RECTION

ikillman: TO TROLS

ikillman: AND ANTI BONERS

CheeseDeluxe: Isn't it like 10 PM?

ikillman: its like 8 pm

ikillman: in canada

ikillman: u stupid

ikillman: people

ikillman: my life is inportant that urs

ikillman: so stfu

ikillman: okay

MadJedi: Kill, don't flood ._.

ikillman: WHAT FLOOD???

ikillman: IM MAD AT BUGGIEBOY

ikillman: HE INSULTED ME

MadJedi: You just posted seven messages in a few seconds when you could do that in one

MadJedi: So what?

ikillman: CAN U BELIEVE IT

ikillman: im just

ikillman: young

ikillman: and he insulted me

CheeseDeluxe: It's funny because you're playing innocent.

ikillman: im ad

ikillman: mad

MadJedi: Young?

buggieboy: Hey guys.

buggieboy: He mad.

buggieboy: HE SO MAD.

ikillman: I AM MAD

ikillman: IIMMA

ikillman: KILL

ikillman: U

buggieboy: See?

ikillman: IN REAL LIFE

CheeseDeluxe: You spammed your dumb version of "humor" and got mad when he called you out on it.

MadJedi: 14 isn't young anyway

CheeseDeluxe: This is hilarious.

buggieboy: I'm not helping, am I?

ikillman: U STUPID

buggieboy: You know.

ikillman: FUC U

ikillman: BUGGIE

buggieboy: Ranting at terrible fanfics make me able to put up with you.

MadJedi: <_<

BlackHeart1999: Kill Wats Yoour Deal Broee'..?

MadJedi: Kill, chill down

ikillman: I HATE HIM

BlackHeart1999: Who..?

ikillman: FIRST SAY TO HIM

ikillman: TO STOP

ikillman: BUGGIE

ikillman: SHIT

ikillman: BOY

buggieboy: Apparently I'm some bad guy.

buggieboy: I don't see how.

BlackHeart1999: Why..?

ikillman: because he insulted my

ikillman: family

ikillman: made fun of it

ikillman: thats why

ikillman: im mad

ikillman: okay

BlackHeart1999: How Wat He Say..?

buggieboy: Trying to withhold my mirth.

MadJedi: Kill, how about you type in one post and stop flooding?

ikillman: HE SAID

ikillman: okay

ikillman: jedi

buggieboy: You know, Kill.

buggieboy: I sent Jedi the entire chatlog.

buggieboy: So come on, make up more lies.

buggieboy: I simply implore you.

buggieboy: You're my entertainment for the night. Dance for me!

ikillman: he said f. u ck his family his family is gay blah blah then he said im going to slap his family ass pussy

ikillman: now i understand

ikillman: he has stolen my pride

ikillman: and his death must

ikillman: be paid

MadJedi: Last warning ._.

BlackHeart1999: Ohhh

CheeseDeluxe: Yes, yes, okay.

buggieboy: It's funny because I never said any of that.

CheeseDeluxe: Also, BlackHeart, you don't need caps for every word.

buggieboy: Worst thing I said is that you have a case of idiocy.

ikillman: who are u jedi talking to me like that??

buggieboy: Which I am guilty of.

CheeseDeluxe: He's the mod.

ikillman: tell me pleasse

ikillman: DAM

ikillman: IIM SORRY

BlackHeart1999: Thats How iType Get Over It..

CheeseDeluxe: As in, the guy who can kick you out.

CheeseDeluxe: Dumbass.

MadJedi: A user on the internet, similar to buggie.

buggieboy: I'm just cynical.

ikillman: OHHH

MadJedi: An anonymous user that isn't worth your time or anger.

buggieboy: I try to be a good guy.

MadJedi: So calm down

ikillman: I THOUGHT U WERe MOD

MadJedi: Or I'll calm you down

ikillman: ;how

ikillman: TELL ME

ikillman: PLESAE

buggieboy: Oh, Jedi's getting serious.

buggieboy: Mmf<3

ikillman: iss she

ikillman: she is the mod

ikillman: dam i checked

buggieboy: Jedi's a guy.

ikillman: dont silece me

ikillman: please

ikillman: i wont do anything

ikillman: plesae jedi

ikillman: i beg u

CheeseDeluxe: This reminds me of ancientblood, Carmine.

ikillman: dont silience

ikillman: me

ikillman: i beg

ikillman: u

ikillman: plesae

ikillman: JEDI

buggieboy: Anyway, I gotta talk to one of my friends.

buggieboy: About serious issues.

buggieboy: Try not to have too much fun with your kill, Jedi.

ikillman: okay

MadJedi: Okie dookie

ikillman: jedi

ikillman: can u

ikillman: accept

ikillman: my friend request

ikillman: plesae

ikillman: i send u one

CheeseDeluxe: ...oh, wow.

ikillman: pLEase pretty

ikillman: please

buggieboy: I can't.

buggieboy: This is comedy gold.

CheeseDeluxe: MadJedi, I haven't been to Kongregate in a while. Is this par for the course?

ikillman: jedi

ikillman: plesae

buggieboy: It is, Cheese.

ikillman: pretty please

buggieboy: Well, usually this chatroom is dead quiet.

CheeseDeluxe: Oh, my God.

buggieboy: It's rather peaceful.

CheeseDeluxe: I'm so disappointed.

ikillman: Jedi

ikillman: i love u

CheeseDeluxe: "HERP A DERP I'M A BRONY" to him  (reply)

ikillman: can u add me

CheeseDeluxe: I swear to God, I just might.  (reply)

BlackHeart1999: :O

CheeseDeluxe: I'm insanely close.  (reply)

ikillman: I LOVE U

To CheeseDeluxe: Do it.

BlackHeart1999: I thought Jedi was a guy?

ikillman: BLACK HEART

CheeseDeluxe: [Redacted] (reply)

BlackHeart1999: Ahaha No

ikillman: NO HE IS NOT

ikillman: he is a girl

To CheeseDeluxe: You know I'm posting this on my blog, right?

ikillman: a sexy one

BlackHeart1999: Thats Wat Buggie Said

ikillman: nope

CheeseDeluxe: Oh dear Christ. Not only do you have a blog, but you're posting this on it.  (reply)

ikillman: he is sexy

ikillman: okay

ikillman: i mean

ikillman: she is

buggieboy: >He is a girl

ikillman: sexy

CheeseDeluxe: Not sure if that's a good thing.  (reply)

MadJedi: Killman, stop flooding :(

BlackHeart1999: Lol Buggie

To MadJedi: I CAN'T EVEN HOLD ALL THESE LAUGHS

ikillman: sorry

CheeseDeluxe: Hey. ikillman.

CheeseDeluxe: I'm a brony.

ikillman: SORRY MY LOVE

ikillman: ROMEO

ikillman: i mean juilet

CheeseDeluxe: May I shove my love of Pinkie Pie down your gullet?

ikillman: i die for u

ikillman: i take a bullet

ikillman: for u

BlackHeart1999: Gullet?

CheeseDeluxe: I believe that's the term.

ikillman: i take

ikillman: a

ikillman: something for u

CheeseDeluxe: I could just say "mouth," but that's no fun.

buggieboy: Jaw, maw, mouth.

CheeseDeluxe: "Throat," rather.

MadJedi: <_<

BlackHeart1999: True

MadJedi: Well, come back in 15 minutes, my Romeo

buggieboy: Thrachyea, if you wanna get specific.

BlackHeart1999: Jedi Is Stressed Out Yoou Can Tell

MadJedi: *Trachea

Yep, that really happened. As you can probably tell, I go by the name 'buggieboy' there, for some reason. Picked it back in '08. Anyway, I'm hoping this is the only entry, Kongregate chat gets stupid at times. Very stupid.

Anyway...

CARMINE, OUT.

Heeyo, Carmine here! It's time for another installment of everyone's most hated mini-blog series: Skype Conversations! Guessing I'm kinda the host by now, we're still going after eight strange installments! We're almost at... ten?! Wow, time does go by fast.

So, anyway! Today in Skype Doomstruck and I tried to have a serious discussion. It didn't last long as I started singing... then it just kept derailing from there. I really have no reply for this and it's too early and I haven't had my fucking coffee and my daily dose of Pinkie butt. Anyway, shit gets NSFW, with some NSFW links AND chat, so if you're a wuss, BEST GET THE BUCK OUT.

Here we go!

[7:29:53 AM] Doomstruck: Am I the only one who thinks that people online are acting stranger than usual recently?

[7:31:07 AM] Doomstruck: I get to hear my mom freaking about her facebook friends turning into dicks, my grandma sent that bizarre email, your friends seem to be going insane from what you've been telling me

[7:31:29 AM] Doomstruck: I think there is something going on that is making people

[7:31:48 AM] Doomstruck: people's qualities more blatant

[7:31:54 AM] Doomstruck: both negative and positive

[7:32:06 AM] Carmine: DISCORD.

[7:32:12 AM] Carmine: I'M HOWLIN' AT THE MOON

[7:32:18 AM] Doomstruck: lol

[7:32:19 AM] Carmine: AND SLEEPIN' IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON

[7:32:21 AM] Carmine: DISCOOOOOOOORD

[7:32:24 AM] Carmine: WHATEVER DID WE DO.

[7:32:30 AM] Carmine: TO MAKE YOU TAKE OUR WORLD AWAYYYYYYYYY!

[7:32:43 AM] Carmine: DISCORD!

[7:32:47 AM] Carmine: ARE WE YOUR PREY ALONE

[7:32:56 AM] Carmine: OR ARE WE JUST SOME STEPPING STONE FOR TAKING BACK THE THRONE?

[7:32:58 AM] Carmine: DISCORD!

[7:33:02 AM] Carmine: WE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[7:33:04 AM] Doomstruck: SO TAKE YOUR TYRANNY AWAY

[7:33:12 AM] Carmine: Fun fact

[7:33:20 AM] Carmine: I had actually forgotten the last line of the chorus.

[7:33:26 AM] Doomstruck: lol

[7:33:33 AM] Carmine: THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

[7:33:38 AM] Carmine: I HAVE THE HIGHER HAND THIS TIME, DOOMY.

[7:33:45 AM] Doomstruck: That's the only part that I can get perfect 100% of the time

[7:33:48 AM] Doomstruck: The chorus

[7:33:59 AM] Carmine: I found the greatest blog.

[7:34:06 AM] Carmine: Lemme finish looking at it, and I'll link it

[7:34:10 AM] Doomstruck: kay

[7:34:52 AM] Carmine: KEEP WAITING

[7:35:04 AM] Doomstruck: I am reading I AM ARG!

[7:35:08 AM] Doomstruck: Waiting is easy

[7:35:21 AM] Carmine: http://fuckyeahweirdmlpframes.tumblr.com/

[7:35:43 AM] Carmine: I giggle like a snotty bitch who discovered her husband has a 4 inch penis and is proud of it.

[7:35:53 AM] Carmine: That's how good this blog is.

[7:36:13 AM] Doomstruck: Mark of a good blog I guess

[7:36:27 AM] Carmine: It is.

[7:36:32 AM] Carmine: Sooooooooo

[7:36:38 AM] Carmine: Trot with me through the autumn leaves!

[7:36:42 AM] Carmine: And keep close to stay warm!

[7:36:50 AM] Carmine: Sooooon you'll see how much you mean tooooo me!

[7:36:54 AM] Carmine: FEELINGS I'VE NEVER FUCKING FELT BEFORE.

[7:36:56 AM] Doomstruck: Feelings I've never felt befooooore

[7:36:57 AM] Doomstruck: fuck

[7:37:03 AM] Doomstruck: Well I got the hold

[7:37:13 AM] Carmine: GOTTA GO FASTER

[7:37:18 AM] Carmine: Or somethin'

[7:37:19 AM] Doomstruck: GOTTAGOFAST

[7:37:28 AM] Carmine: GOTTAGOMEDIUM

[7:37:30 AM] Doomstruck: 2FASTUFURIOUS

[7:37:36 AM] Carmine: Heh.

[7:37:39 AM] Carmine: 2FASTUMADBRO?

[7:37:55 AM] Carmine: I'm going to say that whenever someone brings up Sonic.

[7:38:09 AM] Carmine: 'Oh, hey. Did you see that new Sonic plushie on DA? I'm totally going to shell out-'

[7:38:15 AM] Carmine: FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T MARIO

[7:38:19 AM] Carmine: ALSO, 2FASTUMADBRO?

[7:38:38 AM] Carmine: Yeah, I'm totally doing that.

[7:38:41 AM] Doomstruck: I don't say anything. I just make a sound between a depressed groan and an angry grunt

[7:38:55 AM] Carmine: Seems legit.

[7:39:11 AM] Doomstruck: Then I think "I should try Sonic R some time."

[7:39:21 AM] Doomstruck: "Tails doll it up"

[7:39:51 AM] Carmine: Oh gawd.

[7:39:56 AM] Carmine: Do people actually say that?

[7:39:59 AM] Doomstruck: No

[7:40:07 AM] Doomstruck: Original Sentence

[7:40:12 AM] Carmine: DO not steal?

[7:40:20 AM] Carmine: Is it black and red?

[7:40:30 AM] Carmine: And named Ravenclaw something something?

[7:40:40 AM] Carmine: Or Death McKickurass

[7:40:47 AM] Carmine: Actually, I already made the latter.

[7:41:01 AM] Doomstruck: everything you just typed made no sense to me o_o

[7:41:09 AM] Carmine: Isn't that the point?

[7:41:14 AM] Doomstruck: lol

[7:41:27 AM] Carmine: What fun is there in making sense?

[7:41:54 AM] Doomstruck: Well, you can take the sense and fuse it with non-elements

[7:42:46 AM] Carmine: FUUUUUCK THAT SHIT

[7:43:38 AM] Carmine: Omg.

[7:43:39 AM] Carmine: http://derpiboo.ru/26144

[7:43:40 AM] Carmine: This gif

[7:43:50 AM] Carmine: She rolled SNAKE EYES

[7:43:58 AM] Carmine: And she gives a look that's like.

[7:44:08 AM] Carmine: 'YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME CUNILINGUS WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT'

[7:44:25 AM] Doomstruck: "THIS IS MY IMITATION OF YOU"

[7:44:26 AM] Carmine: That is the greatest smile ever.

[7:44:48 AM] Doomstruck: "OH LOOK SNAKE EYES"

[7:44:55 AM] Doomstruck: "I DON'T KNOW THE RULES"

[7:45:01 AM] Carmine: Exactly.

[7:45:03 AM] Doomstruck: "FUCK YOU FAKE PRINCESS"

[7:45:09 AM] Carmine: I bet you very few notice she rolled snake eyes.

[7:45:11 AM] Carmine: 'LITERALLY'

[7:46:32 AM] Carmine: http://derpiboo.ru/26095

[7:46:43 AM] Carmine: WHY IS A PONY WITH CORN ON HIS ASS BETTER AT SOCCER THAN ME.

[7:46:52 AM] Carmine: This doesn't make any sense.

[7:47:07 AM] Doomstruck: Because you are from the fabled G0

[7:47:17 AM] Doomstruck: The dreaded horsefuck

[7:48:11 AM] Carmine: Oh my.

[7:48:17 AM] Carmine: Save me, Pinkie Pie

[7:48:26 AM] Carmine: http://derpiboo.ru/26050

[7:48:30 AM] Carmine: First image I see afterwards.

[7:48:38 AM] Carmine: YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE.

[7:48:42 AM] Carmine: BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO SAVE ME.

[7:48:43 AM] Doomstruck: Pinkie looks down on you with well due pity.

[7:48:46 AM] Doomstruck: She cannot save you

[7:49:45 AM] Doomstruck: Those who are born of the horsefucker saga must be debriefed and relocated into a furry colony.

[7:49:48 AM] Doomstruck: G0 is dead

[7:49:56 AM] Doomstruck: GET OVER IT BEFORE IT CONSUMES YOU

[7:50:05 AM] Carmine: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP

[7:50:07 AM] Carmine: PINKIE WILL SAVE ME

[7:50:23 AM] Doomstruck: Well, she just did that pity thing and you are totally fucked

[7:50:28 AM] Doomstruck: Like, horsefucker fucked

[7:50:41 AM] Carmine: I am a horsefucker.

[7:50:46 AM] Carmine: So I'm not really that fucked, I guess.

[7:51:00 AM] Doomstruck: Well, that is true, but you are not the one doing the fucking

[7:51:10 AM] Doomstruck: And horses have nothing to do with it

[7:51:16 AM] Doomstruck: Some guy is going to horsefuck you

[7:51:25 AM] Carmine:  http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/thumbs/1310/581/2012/06/30/07_41_55_942_26115__explicit_luna_princess_luna_human_penis_human_on_pony_action_artist_shoutingisfun_artist_shout

[7:51:26 AM] Doomstruck: in a pit of fire

[7:51:27 AM] Carmine: You know.

[7:51:33 AM] Carmine: Is it bad if I can actually see Luna doing this?

[7:51:48 AM] Doomstruck: I actually saw this on the front page last night XD

[7:51:49 AM] Carmine: THIS is why I don't want to rut her.

[7:51:58 AM] Carmine: Pinkie's my mare.

[7:52:06 AM] Carmine: I don't want someone yelling at my penis.

[7:52:14 AM] Carmine: I don't want Rarity taking measurements of  my penis to make it a dress.

[7:52:22 AM] Doomstruck: Why not, screaming penises are awesome

[7:52:23 AM] Carmine: I don't want Twilight researching my penis for science.

[7:52:30 AM] Carmine: I don't want Fluttershy being too shy around it.

[7:52:40 AM] Carmine: I don't want to deal with Applejack waking up at like, 5 AM.

[7:52:48 AM] Doomstruck: Science dicks are sexy

[7:52:49 AM] Carmine: Well, Rainbow Dash would be awesome.

[7:52:52 AM] Doomstruck: Don't you deny it

[7:52:59 AM] Carmine: She'd be the type to like BDSM.

[7:53:06 AM] Carmine: But Pinkie.

[7:53:25 AM] Carmine: That mare would throw my penis a party everytime I unleashed my seed.

[7:53:37 AM] Carmine: 'Congrats On Ejaculating Party! TIME FOR ROUND 2!'

[7:53:43 AM] Doomstruck: Happy birthday to every fucking sperm cell

[7:53:45 AM] Carmine: And I'd be like.

[7:53:51 AM] Carmine: 'Awwwwwwwww yeah.'

[7:53:57 AM] Carmine: And life would be grand.

[7:54:18 AM] Doomstruck: And I would be in the human luna universe, watching as everyone fucks everyone else

[7:54:23 AM] Carmine: So I get a boner just thinking about this.

[7:54:25 AM] Carmine: THen BAM.

[7:54:27 AM] Carmine: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6d7zhLbza1r3s4tqo1_500.jpg

[7:54:29 AM] Carmine: FUCK YOU, TUMBLR.

[7:54:34 AM] Carmine: YOU BONER-RUINING FASCIST.

[7:54:38 AM] Doomstruck: lol

[7:54:44 AM] Doomstruck: That looks cool, though

[7:54:48 AM] Carmine: It does.

[7:54:53 AM] Carmine: But it's not boner fuel.

[7:54:57 AM] Carmine: It's boner starvation.

[7:55:12 AM] Doomstruck: There's boner time, then theirs donor time

[7:55:18 AM] Doomstruck: They have nothing to do with each other

[7:55:20 AM] Doomstruck: But they rhyme

[7:55:36 AM] Carmine: Well, it's only 8 AM over here.

[7:55:43 AM] Doomstruck: Same here

[7:55:45 AM] Carmine: I like to hold off on clopping until at least 10.

[7:55:47 AM] Doomstruck: Well, it's 7:55

[7:56:02 AM] Carmine: But sometimes, if I find a reeeeeeeeally good drawing.

[7:56:13 AM] Doomstruck: I jack off whenever I feel like it.

[7:56:22 AM] Doomstruck: Which is pretty much whenever I am the only one awake in the house

[7:56:27 AM] Carmine: Words to live by.

[7:56:44 AM] Carmine: Here's a good image for you.

[7:56:45 AM] Carmine: http://derpibooru.org/25929

[7:57:31 AM] Doomstruck: 2hot4pot

[7:58:05 AM] Carmine:  Boring reaction.

[7:58:10 AM] Carmine: I linked this in the IRC.

[7:58:16 AM] Carmine: So many people just asked 'Why.'

[7:58:20 AM] Carmine: I was honestly dying.

[7:58:20 AM] Doomstruck: lol

[7:58:36 AM] Doomstruck: Of all things

[7:58:43 AM] Doomstruck: I am laughing at spitfire's face

[7:58:51 AM] Doomstruck: It is so emotionless

[7:58:55 AM] Doomstruck: And yet

[7:58:58 AM] Doomstruck: She looks content

[7:59:01 AM] Carmine: I know.

[7:59:16 AM] Doomstruck: Like, this isn't even something her brain is processing

[7:59:20 AM] Doomstruck: She is just... BEING

[8:00:06 AM] Doomstruck: It's like a baby that is only half-aware of its existence

[8:00:19 AM] Doomstruck: And then there's RD

[8:00:31 AM] Carmine: SHe's overjoyed.

[8:00:31 AM] Doomstruck: "SO FUCKING FAT AND AW GOD JIZZZZZZZZZ"

[8:01:49 AM] Carmine: I have no reply

I still have no reply, honestly. There IS no reply. The reply never existed, nor will it ever.

But anyway, there you have it. That's all for today, and I'm going to go look up some Pinkie butt and get some coffee.

Also: For all you metal fans.

In Flames we trust.

(Edit: apparently fimfic doesn't like me talking about looooong links. Ignore that fact.)

CARMINE, OUT.

So, I woke up today at around 9:00, armed to the teeth with sleep in my eyes and a very cranky attitude. One that says 'I WILL BITE YOUR HAND OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, THEN YOUR DAUGHTER, THEN KILL YOU... AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU. ALL IN 20 MINUTES.' Somethin' along those lines. Knowing that the front page of this site will have shitfics with no plots just like the last few days.

Well, I guess the featured box at this current time is an exception.

Then I saw a fic. It was entitled Moonshine by Anonymous Pegasus.

Being the metal fan I am, first thing that popped into my head was 'Moonchild' by Iron Maiden. Dunno why, it just happened though.

So I started reading it. I was actually impressed by this. It was actually a good enough fic that I screamed out loud 'IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF FIC JESUS.' Thankfully no one in my house is Catholic so I didn't get whipped with a belt. Thank Celestia for that.

Now, am I going to force my readers to follow it? Eh, do what you want. I'm recommending it. The writing is pretty damn good, there's an actual STORYLINE to it, and it was all around impressive.

Now, am I going to get into the habit of recommending fics? No, I'm not. It's just a miracle that a good fic is finally up. Hopefully this is a sign that a lot of new good fics will be coming up shortly, which I am really looking forward to.

Well, now that that's taken care of, I'm going to go blast some music and take a shower. At the same time.

Carmine, OUT.

Heeyo, your favourite person you love to hate is BACK with another installment of everyone's LEAST favourite mini-blog series thing: SKYPE CONVERSATIONS.

Hold on, not all at once. Everyone, please, settle down!

Oh, no one's clapping? Well, fuck that. ANYWAY, today we got a DOOZY for you. Doomstuck and I decided to check out the weird part of Youtube, namely, the Grindcore section. Don't know what grindcore is? Allow me to explain it to you.

Grindcore is all about finding the strangest names you can for a band(Vulvectomy, for example) and coming up with really fucking strange song names (Penis and Vagina, for example). The lyrics are terrible, the drums are too much, and the guitar is distorted. Yet people LOVE this shit.

Anyway, without further ado, enjoy! (FAIR WARNING, THIS DOES GET GROSS)

[3:18:48 PM] Es: http://i.imgur.com/AvMke.png

[3:19:21 PM] Doomstruck: I cast your face

[3:19:26 PM] Tristan Broad: LOL

[3:19:56 PM] Es: Have you seen the first slide, TL? :3

[3:21:32 PM] Doomstruck: For some reason, I imagine a small nnn before he says I CAST METEOR

[3:21:47 PM] Doomstruck: Like he's holding it in or something XD

[3:22:18 PM] Es: :3

[3:22:30 PM] Es: I can't wait until I've got this done.

[3:22:39 PM] Es: Afk 5mins

[3:23:44 PM] Carmine: Es.

[3:23:53 PM] Carmine: Change the curved lower eyelid

[3:23:56 PM] Doomstruck: Line from rugrats: A kid his age should be playin outside with his friends, not sittin' around boppin with his boppo all day

[3:23:59 PM] Carmine: It makes it look like my guy's crying

[3:24:06 PM] Doomstruck: Maybe he is crying

[3:24:09 PM] Doomstruck: at the beauty

[3:24:11 PM] Doomstruck: of meteor

[3:25:41 PM] Doomstruck: I often wonder why my brother is dating this girl

[3:25:49 PM] Doomstruck: She likes... one direction... >_>

[3:28:10 PM] Carmine: Oral?

[3:28:17 PM] Doomstruck: It's a band

[3:28:29 PM] Carmine: Oral's a band?

[3:28:34 PM] Doomstruck: ...no

[3:28:36 PM] Doomstruck: wait

[3:28:37 PM] Doomstruck: maybe

[3:28:41 PM] Doomstruck: I don't know

[3:29:07 PM] Carmine: I'm pretty sure there's an anal band out there.

[3:29:17 PM] Carmine: I remember one band named after something akin to farts.

[3:29:31 PM] Carmine: It's like... satanic death metal or some shit.

[3:30:53 PM] Doomstruck: Do you want to know the most fucked up song made by the most fucked up band?

[3:31:07 PM] Doomstruck: It even has a fucked up album cover

[3:31:19 PM] Carmine: Anal Violation?

[3:31:30 PM] Carmine: I'm pretty sure there's a band named that.

[3:31:32 PM] Doomstruck: The band is Passenger of Shit

[3:31:36 PM] Carmine: Brbyoutube

[3:31:40 PM] Doomstruck: The record label is Shitwank records

[3:31:56 PM] Doomstruck: The song is stapletapewurmsonmypenis

[3:32:07 PM] Carmine: BAAAAHAHAHA

[3:32:10 PM] Carmine: I remember that song

[3:32:28 PM] Carmine: So, apparently there's a song called Anal Violation

[3:32:37 PM] Carmine: By a band named Guttural

[3:32:39 PM] Doomstruck: To me, this song is the sound of fear

[3:32:50 PM] Carmine: I'm going to listen to it

[3:33:03 PM] Carmine: IT STARTS OFF WITH AN ORGASM

[3:33:09 PM] Carmine: WHAT IS THIS

[3:33:22 PM] Carmine: Distorted guitar sound.

[3:33:37 PM] Carmine: Oh look, the album cover is porn.

[3:33:40 PM] Carmine: Splattered in blood

[3:34:07 PM] Carmine: There's a band called Anal Pain

[3:34:19 PM] Carmine: With a song called, 'Penis and Vagina'

[3:34:24 PM] Carmine: I shit you not.

[3:34:26 PM] Doomstruck: lol

[3:34:34 PM] Carmine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYETXN8t0o&feature=related

[3:34:37 PM] Carmine: It has fucking 283k views

[3:34:57 PM] Carmine: OMG

[3:35:00 PM] Carmine: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[3:35:33 PM] Doomstruck: So busy listening to this that a dog kicked me off of a flying island

[3:36:04 PM] Carmine: xD

[3:36:16 PM] Carmine: This song is glorious

[3:36:42 PM] Doomstruck: brb, I must tell everyone in my house of what I just heard

[3:37:14 PM] Carmine: I MUST SING THIS TO THE HEAVENS

[3:37:26 PM] Carmine: The lyrics in this song are so inspirational.

[3:38:05 PM | Edited 3:38:13 PM] Carmine: 'Let us open our bibles to Penis, verse 5. 'And thy mighty penis said, 'let thou enterest the vagina, for it beith the right thing to enter if you be a penis.' '

[3:38:30 PM] Carmine: I wonder what other shit I can find.

[3:38:38 PM] Carmine: WAIT

[3:38:41 PM] Carmine: SOMEONE DID A COVER OF THIS SONG

[3:39:39 PM] Carmine: I'm actually dying from laughter

[3:41:03 PM] Carmine: So apparently there's a song named Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

[3:41:46 PM] Carmine: Oh look... it starts off... with what I think is an orgasm?

[3:41:52 PM] Doomstruck: again?

[3:41:55 PM] Carmine: Either that or the guy's constipated.

[3:42:00 PM] Carmine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61lMsPN0PnU&feature=related

[3:42:25 PM] Carmine: Ok, now I'm listening to some band called...

[3:42:28 PM] Carmine: Kraanium

[3:42:36 PM] Carmine: Nice gory album cover

[3:42:50 PM] Carmine: THIS HAS NOTHING ON PENIS AND VAGINA THOUGH.

[3:44:41 PM] Carmine: Band called Amputated Genitals

[3:44:51 PM] Carmine: Vaginal Skin Ground Vomit

[3:44:59 PM] Carmine: This really begs the question.

[3:45:06 PM] Carmine: Where do they get these names?

[3:45:14 PM] Doomstruck: middle school desks

[3:45:24 PM] Carmine: I mean.

[3:45:28 PM] Carmine: [3:41 PM] Carmine:

<<< Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis was original.

[3:46:16 PM] Carmine: I mean.

[3:46:19 PM] Doomstruck: apparently it's a mixture of different medical terms and diseases

[3:46:22 PM] Carmine: I'm listening to a band called VUlvectomy.

[3:46:27 PM] Carmine: Whatever the fuck that means.

[3:46:36 PM] Doomstruck: Vulva vasectomy

[3:46:51 PM] Carmine: Nice.

[3:47:01 PM] Doomstruck: Vulvasectomy would work better

[3:47:05 PM] Carmine: A song titled, 'A Jar Full of Vaginas'

[3:47:07 PM] Carmine: Sounds painful.

[3:47:25 PM] Doomstruck: Sounds like a scientific conundrum

[3:47:45 PM] Carmine: Now I'm listening to a band called, 'LORD GORE'

[3:48:12 PM] Carmine: THIS STUFF SCARES ME.

[3:48:37 PM] Carmine: It's official, grindcore is scary shit.

[3:48:49 PM] Doomstruck: lol

[3:49:05 PM] Carmine: The lyrics, 99% of the time, sound like a frog croaking.

[3:49:16 PM] Carmine: If not that, it's someone going BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE

[3:49:32 PM] Doomstruck: Another song by passenger of shit

[3:49:33 PM] Doomstruck: This one is called

[3:49:35 PM] Carmine: I CAN'T FAP TO THIS.

[3:49:35 PM] Doomstruck: trendycocksuckerssuckmyretardvomitpussycunt

[3:49:47 PM] Carmine: I NEED TO STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS

[3:49:48 PM] Carmine: AND VAGINA

[3:50:04 PM] Carmine: Brb, listening to that song.

...Wow. Shit really went down, eh?

Anyway, that's all for today, I'm going to go listen to some more Anal Pain now.

CARMINE, OUT.

YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Obligatory caps to start off a blogpost? Check!

Anyway, getting down to BUSINESS. A few days ago, I helped a friend with a fic idea. A lot. He FINALLY uploaded it today, but since it was uploaded at a bad time, it's not getting the recognition it deserves. The guy's a decent writer for how long he has been writing, and even I'M following it. (Totally not because I helped with it. ;3~)

Anyway, to cut things short, have the link.

Show this guy some pony love, because it's a pretty rare shipping pair! Pretty bold statement to do something against the norm!