Heeyo, your least favourite not productive at all author here with another installment of everyone's favourite sub-series of the infamous series 'Skype Conversations,'
Anyway. Today, on Kongregate, in a little room called 'Hegemony' I had the chance to meet a rather interesting character. I'm not sure if he's trolling or not... I really hope he is, but if he's not, his 'futru' isn't looking so good.
Without further ado, I welcome you to lose half of your brain cells!
ElJefeTheBoss: hi u guiz
buggieboy: Please tell me you're trolling.
lynx45678: Put it down.
lynx45678: He's an illiteracy communist.
ElJefeTheBoss: lol put wat down?
lynx45678: In the name of (Grammar) Naziism, you must die.
ElJefeTheBoss: watz up
lynx45678: DIE, SCUM OF THE EARTH.
Oace: GAS HIM WITH KNOWLEDGE
jordanb11: Hey guys
ElJefeTheBoss: hey oac how r u
Oace: i not oac
Oace: i ose
NeilYoung: isnt it oace
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL OAC
NeilYoung: loljk I'm not gonna start this.
ElJefeTheBoss: hi niel
Oace: Dr. Oac
buggieboy: He's obviously trolling.
buggieboy: No one's that stupid.
ElJefeTheBoss: im not stupid
buggieboy: Lemme guess.
lynx45678: Thou hast nae proven thine own intellect.
buggieboy: You're the best speller in your entire school.
ElJefeTheBoss: actuly i am 1 of the better 1s
buggieboy: You've won AWARDS based on your intellect.
buggieboy: OH MAN.
buggieboy: MY SIDES.
ElJefeTheBoss: did u fall? u ok
Ascyllia: Is it bad when the chat becomes more entertaining than the game? <_<
Oace: That's normal
Oace: i men...
Oace: dat normall
buggieboy: Guys, I can't stop laughing.
Oace: bug pls
lynx45678: You know what would be really funny?
NeilYoung: lololol this is painful.
lynx45678: If we killed it with fire :D
ElJefeTheBoss: killd wat
lynx45678: The idiot.
Ascyllia: Just a tip: If you're going to engage in a grammar war, insipid abbreviations like "U" and "R" are generally frowned upon. They're letters. Not words. Hope I helped. *returns to her game*
Oace: ascy pls
Oace: I can't keep doing this...
ElJefeTheBoss: i can spel rly well, but its a chat, how carez
buggieboy: Sure you can.
buggieboy: And we all care.
ElJefeTheBoss: shut up i can
buggieboy: Except for you.
buggieboy: But you hardly count as a person right now.
lynx45678: We don't enjoy killing our brain cells
buggieboy: I believe anyone can spell.
buggieboy: After all, there is such a thing as spell check.
Oace: Let's get his balls and cut them off, I want them in a jar
ElJefeTheBoss: watz that
Oace: Maybe Iggy wants another jar o balls
ElJefeTheBoss: who iggy
Ascyllia: ...x] sorry. The temptation was incredible.
buggieboy: Insipid... that's a new word.
Ascyllia: Word of the day? :D
ElJefeTheBoss: u guiz listn to lmfao?????
buggieboy: I don't listen to shit.
ElJefeTheBoss: there not shit
ElJefeTheBoss: ur shit
buggieboy: They really are shit.
Ascyllia: Goth industrial, and EBM mostly.
ElJefeTheBoss: they play good musc
ElJefeTheBoss: u dont
buggieboy: Metal and all its sub genres.
ElJefeTheBoss: oh u lke emo?
buggieboy: Metal != emo.
ElJefeTheBoss: im sexy an i no it
Ascyllia: lol since when does metal = emo O_o
buggieboy: You're a retard.
LovelyxInsomniac: Ugh. Why do I feel like more and more newfags are in here every single day. e___e
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it doesn't
buggieboy: There's no excuse for that.
ElJefeTheBoss: ur a retard
LovelyxInsomniac: Metal doesn't equal emo.
ElJefeTheBoss: emo is rl metal
LovelyxInsomniac: What the flying f*ck are you talking about?
buggieboy: Metal is metal.
Ascyllia: lol no. Screamo and metal are two radically different genres.
ElJefeTheBoss: metal sux
buggieboy: I like death metal.
ElJefeTheBoss: scremo is good
LovelyxInsomniac: Screamo, metal, and emo are all different.
LovelyxInsomniac: What the hell is scremo?
buggieboy: Sounds like a new rap band that raps about asses.
ElJefeTheBoss: omfg i luv rap 2
buggieboy: Rap nowadays sucks.
ElJefeTheBoss: lil wayn and drake r the BEST
buggieboy: Get the **** out.
ElJefeTheBoss: enimen is so good 2
buggieboy: You're a sheep.
Oace: Kill it
buggieboy: Go get slaughtered.
Oace: Kill it
Oace: Oh god, kill it
ElJefeTheBoss: ose u where nice earlier
Ascyllia: Meh. Labels suck. Music is music, and it's all good.
LovelyxInsomniac: Dude. You're f*cking stupid.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I'M GONNA DIE XD
ElJefeTheBoss: shut up
ElJefeTheBoss: b rb
LovelyxInsomniac: ^Space was needed for emphasis
buggieboy: Hopefully you're setting up a noose.
Oace: Or loading a gun
LovelyxInsomniac: Seriously. How does someone get "Emo" and "Screamo" and "Metal" jumbled up?
Oace: lovli pls
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ose pls
Ascyllia: Inexperience with the genre, I would guess <_<
LovelyxInsomniac: lik dis if u cry evertim
ElJefeTheBoss: im bac
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lol great
LovelyxInsomniac: xD, Lynx. <3
Oace: lik so babbi get sugery
ElJefeTheBoss: tost how r u
buggieboy: Are you preparing to hang yourself?
Oace: Lol, "tost"
ElJefeTheBoss: no i hav a good furtu
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME
LovelyxInsomniac: Hey, Tost. How's it going? :3
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: GET THE **** OUT
LovelyxInsomniac: Furtu? XD
ElJefeTheBoss: y would i hang myself
buggieboy: HEY GUYS.
Oace: I'm already hung
buggieboy: HE HAS A GOOD FURTU.
LovelyxInsomniac: Oace... hows "it" hangin'? (;
ElJefeTheBoss: shut up i spell beter then u
Oace: o bbe
LovelyxInsomniac: Then u?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: than you*
ElJefeTheBoss: im 1 of the best in my class
LovelyxInsomniac: OH MY GOD
buggieboy: MY SIDES
LovelyxInsomniac: Are you f*cking shitting me? XD
LovelyxInsomniac: PLEASE tell me that was a joke.
buggieboy: Holy ****ing Celestia.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'd hate to meet the rest of them...
Oace: That's wasn't just a joke, he is the joke
buggieboy: My sides are hurting.
ElJefeTheBoss: r u ok bugi?
ElJefeTheBoss: its the intrnet who careeeees
LovelyxInsomniac: Let's see. We've got Tost, Bugi. Who else?
LovelyxInsomniac: Can you say "Oace", sweety? :3
LovelyxInsomniac: Good job!
ElJefeTheBoss: ty 8Þ
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: good dog, here's a bacon treat o3o
LovelyxInsomniac: o___o'' That's the creepiest face I've ever seen...
ElJefeTheBoss: tost shut up your gay
LovelyxInsomniac: Yes, Tost. Shut your gay up. [:
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Nope, absolutely straight Christian girl thx
LovelyxInsomniac: No, no. Tost.
LovelyxInsomniac: "Your gay"
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL I SEE
LovelyxInsomniac: You own it, sweety.
ElJefeTheBoss: omg u r christin 2?
ElJefeTheBoss: jesus is my hero
Ascyllia: ...uh oh <_<
Oace: Jesus loves me in a Mexican prison :(
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Do NOT use "omg" and Christ in the same sentence you moron
ElJefeTheBoss: y not
LovelyxInsomniac: NO, TOST.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL OACE
LovelyxInsomniac: HE'S CHRISTIN!
ElJefeTheBoss: i luv god
ElJefeTheBoss: god luvs me
Oace: Ugh, I hate it when people get mad at "oh my god", oh well
Ascyllia: "Thou shalt not take the name of the lord in vain" remember that one?
Killafornians: When toast said "good dog, here's a bacon treat", did he refer his "bacon" to be his shlomo?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: and you still continue to use His name in vain? Go to church kid ;p
LovelyxInsomniac: I can say God when ever the f*ck I like. (:<
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: maybe the pastor will slap you with a bible ._.
LovelyxInsomniac: Because I am part of my deity.
LovelyxInsomniac: GOD SMACK
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: (inb4 zack joke)
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: or, that
Ascyllia: Unless he's catholic. :X
LovelyxInsomniac: inb4 bible smacking joke, actually.
ElJefeTheBoss: i go to church evey sunday
lynx45678: I'll smack someone with a bible ;)
LovelyxInsomniac: Wow. You spelled church right.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: PAY ATTENTION THEN
Oace: IT'S A MIRACLE
ElJefeTheBoss: im catholic
LovelyxInsomniac: He spelled Catholic right too.
Ascyllia: Never woulda guessed. <_<
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU JUST SAID CHRISTIAN
LovelyxInsomniac: I'm impressed.
ElJefeTheBoss: catholic is christin
LovelyxInsomniac: Hey, ElJefeTheBoss. I'm a Satan worshiper. (:
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Get the **** out and choose a religion
NeilYoung: toasty wtf.
LovelyxInsomniac: HAIL SATAN
NeilYoung: catholic is christian.......
buggieboy: I'm a Satanist as well.
LovelyxInsomniac: Not really. I just like doing this. (reply)
buggieboy: LET'S BURN BIBLES AND KILL THINGS AND VANDALIZE THINGS.
Oace: A christian is a follower of christ
To LovelyxInsomniac: Same.
NeilYoung: Toasty, you are so stupid I can't even describe it.
Oace: Catholics worship Christ
lynx45678: ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN THE SKY!
LovelyxInsomniac: Brb, stripping, painting my body red, and streaking through churches.
Oace: Therefore Christian
LovelyxInsomniac: I have to scream like I'm possessed though.
LovelyxInsomniac: I've always wanted to do that.
ElJefeTheBoss: tost im a better christian then u r
Ascyllia: oo..oo.. can you do the 360 head spin thing :D
Ascyllia: *claps* :3
buggieboy: Can I wa-OH MY GAWD.
Oace: We'll need pics
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Whatever. Labels are weird anyway. Believe on Christ, and idgaf about the rest x.x
LovelyxInsomniac: xD Ascyllia <3
Ascyllia: <3 x]
buggieboy: A Christian wouldn't say they're better than someone else.
buggieboy: You dumb****.
ElJefeTheBoss: u say ur christian but you say idgaf in the same sentance
ElJefeTheBoss: ur not a real christian tost
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: you say OMG.
LovelyxInsomniac: ElJefeTheBoss. You said you were Christin.
buggieboy: Neither are you, El.
ElJefeTheBoss: i am christin
LovelyxInsomniac: Did you lie to me? ):<
LovelyxInsomniac: HOW ARE YOU BOTH?!
LovelyxInsomniac: PICK ONE, NIGG*R.
ElJefeTheBoss: pick 1 wat
LovelyxInsomniac: -meow- :3
Oace: believe in christinality
ElJefeTheBoss: i do
LovelyxInsomniac: He believes in everything.
ElJefeTheBoss: i love christinality
LovelyxInsomniac: Do you believe the world is flat?
ElJefeTheBoss: jesus <3
ElJefeTheBoss: do u
buggieboy: I do.
LovelyxInsomniac: What of it?
buggieboy: THE WORLD'S SO FLAT MAN.
Ascyllia: L to the O, L. <_<
LovelyxInsomniac: ): I fell off it once.
ElJefeTheBoss: i dont mind loley
LovelyxInsomniac: Bad experience. Don't want to talk about it.
ElJefeTheBoss: u can say whatever u want
Oace: Did you see that greek dude holding it up?
LovelyxInsomniac: ):< Oace. I don't want to think about that creepy man, okay?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ~Dying again
Oace: A man gets cranky after an eternity of that
LovelyxInsomniac: .__. He also gets lonely...
NeilYoung: hi brb
Oace: "Hi, bye"
jordanb11: /msgLovelyxInsomniac hey
LovelyxInsomniac: He was scared of you, Oace.
jordanb11: Fia live
LovelyxInsomniac: /msgjordanb11 hey
jordanb11: lo fail
Oace: /msgLovelyxInsomniac so how much for the drugs?
ElJefeTheBoss: hi gorden
jordanb11: Oace 5 dollars
LovelyxInsomniac: /msgOace All the monies.
Oace: /msgLovelyxInsomniac Secure channel, isn't it?
buggieboy: Who's gorden?
LovelyxInsomniac: /msgOace Totes.
LovelyxInsomniac: ... Gordenb11? LOL?
buggieboy: ...There's no one with that name in here.
LovelyxInsomniac: I'm dying. xD Bugi. CPR,PL0X.
Ascyllia: *munches strawberry waffles* )<.<
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I look back at chat, and dying again :D
ElJefeTheBoss: he just taked
LovelyxInsomniac: *w* Do want.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: taked what?
Oace: He taked my virginity
buggieboy: There's a difference between jordan and gorden.
LovelyxInsomniac: I have to get screenies for Ducky. xD Oh my god.
Ascyllia: I say we go with Lynx's idea, and kill it with fire.
LovelyxInsomniac: Oace. I thought I took that. ):<
LovelyxInsomniac: FIRE TO THE ANUS!
ElJefeTheBoss: fire hurtz
LovelyxInsomniac: -cough- I mean... um...
Ascyllia: LOLPASSKEKE O_O
Oace: NOT AGAIN JESUS NO, I'M OUT OF MEXICAN PRISON
LovelyxInsomniac: That's exactly what I meant.
LovelyxInsomniac: Really, ElJefeTheBoss? It hurtz?
LovelyxInsomniac: Hurtz u zo badz?
buggieboy: Well, Lovely.
LovelyxInsomniac: Yes, Bugi? :3
buggieboy: Apparently the fire is so hot, it melted the s into a z.
buggieboy: So it hurtz.
LovelyxInsomniac: That makez zenze.
buggieboy: I know!
ElJefeTheBoss: shut up
LovelyxInsomniac: Make me, nigga tits. :3
buggieboy: Zilly uz for not underztanding earlier.
buggieboy: There'z no more z'z.
ElJefeTheBoss: sry guyz i g2g
Oace: Bork bork bork
ElJefeTheBoss: basball game
Oace: PRAISE THE LAWD
ElJefeTheBoss: c u later!
buggieboy: Good riddance.
buggieboy: I mean, zeriouzly. It takez zkillz to be that ztupid.
LovelyxInsomniac: That was great.
LovelyxInsomniac: Buggie. I'm sorry, but I will be calling you Bugi now.
buggieboy: He haz a good futru in failing, after all.
WilberZ: holqa stupid
LovelyxInsomniac: Feel free to call me Loley if you want.
LovelyxInsomniac: And Toast is now Tost.
buggieboy: I'm blogging thiz.
LovelyxInsomniac: Did he say Oace by any chance?
LovelyxInsomniac: I see. :P
buggieboy: Ending tranzmizzion.
Yeah. I have no finishing message. Most likely everyone who made it this far has lost all of their brain cells.
Have some good music to reinvigorate the mind.