Twilight Sparkle is intent on just finishing this accursed piece if it takes her all day. She will stop at nothing to ensure that she gets this absolutely perfect.

This requires solitude, peace and dedicated focus!

Pinkie decides that's boring and wants to help save Twilight from herself. Hilarity and awkward misunderstandings ensue as an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

"Twilight isn't exactly a social pony." Could win me the Understatement of the Year award.

However, what most ponies don't know is that Octavia, a high-class socialite, isn't exactly much better herself, despite countless rumours about a liason between her and a certain DJ.

Now, drawn back to the upper-classes that she tried so desperately to get away from, can Twilight Sparkle find solace, and companionship, from one of the very socialite ponies of her past that she is so desperate to escape?

[I have just realized this story has -not- been proofread yet. I apologize for the inconvenience.]

Twilight Sparkly has completely, irrevocably betrayed Celestia's trust.

She was to be incarcerated into a dungeon in the place she was banished...

But Celestia can think of a worse fate.

Twilight Sparkle must complete magic kindergarten, again. Or else.

Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's Party Prodigy.

Before Twilight, Pinkie came to Ponyville and changed the lives of all the residents, hopefully for the better.

What, exactly, did happen during those arduous first days?

Leaving the farm with no plans, no money and, worst of all, no baked goods, how does Pinky 'settle' into her new life of love, laughter and the eternal search for the perfect pastry?

Specter Shift is not a normal pony. Unfortunately.

Turns out having power beyond your wildest nightmares only serves to isolate you.

What does a pony do when they have the power over life and death itself, but all they want is a friend?

Obviously the first answer is talk to Twilight Sparkle.

Things don't exactly turn out well for anyone involved.

With great power comes great irresponsibility.

A one shot in as many parts as people keep asking me for until I run out of ideas because this is, decidedly, far too much fun to write

Rarity pines for a love that she knows can never be, for they, they will be shunned, cast away, humiliated and-

-And Sweetie Belle wishes she'd just stop buckin' DOIN' that.

Twilight and Dash, upon discovering that the long awaited "Daring Doo 4" movie contains, eugh, Humans, decide to rent out A Nightmare Moon on Elm Street.

Of course all their friends are invited. There is absolutely no way any shenanigans could possibly ensue.

None.

Just removed the first chapter. You should be able to guess what's happened by starting at chapter 2.

The Matrix crossover with a lot of emphasis on the humour. First fic ever, only kept here for posterity, but apparently a lot of people actually liked it (?) so I'm a tad loathe to take it down.

Now take the red cupcake. I dare you.