Albert leads a normal, boring life. He meets a strange man who claims to be a writer, with nigh supreme power over Albert's world. All the writer needs to do is write something down on paper and it happens. So what happens when the Writer asks for help Albert's life story?

Edwin Shell is a human come to Equestria after his violent, early demise. He wakes up in a strange land in an even stranger body, finding colorful creatures that call themselves "ponies". He soon finds himself in a centuries standing power struggle between the Numbereds, the ancient race that has guarded Equestria since time immemorial, and the Angelics, who are countless and seek total annihilation of civilized life. Can Edwin find a way into this strange world, or will he be killed before he has a chance?