They take… really long bubble baths.

An indirect sequel to “My Little Staring Contest: Alicorns can stare for a very long time.”

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If Discord won, would life really be so bad? Probably not. Is Celestia’s interpretation of disharmony exaggerated? Probably so. Let’s take a moment and investigate these average occurrences of everyday life staring none other than: you, the flower shop owner. Just how bad can Chaos actually be?

Description: If you don’t read this description, you better grab a prescription because you’ll be in for a rude, painful surprise: Iron Will is now Terry Tate in Equestria as a civil policeman. A crossover ensues.

...is an extremely long time. When Nightmare Moon returned, everypony forgot that something truly terrible was brewing. No, not evil, not maleficence, but something truly wicked. Something of truly preposterous porous proportions.

The imagination of a child’s mind is as powerful as it is boundless. When the Cutie Mark Crusaders use Twilight’s hot air balloon box from storage, they use the one force that the librarian can’t quite grasp.

Author’s Note: If this sounds oddly familiar, then your Pinkie Senses are correct! This is inspired by the Spongebob episode “Idiot Box”.

Writers go through a ton of ideas and even more drafts. Sometimes they turn out pretty well and other times... they end up like these...

A large and possibly growing compellation of stories I'll never yet finish. Read: they are unfinished and never will be. They are also not pre-read, so be prepared. Maybe make a drinking game out of how many errors you spot, you'll die after the first thousand words.

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This is a story about Nightmare Moon mooning ponies in Ponyville one night. Things quickly get out of hoof as the evening progresses.

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Scootaloo’s kite is stuck at the top of a very tall tree! Can she get it?

Based off of the original children’s story, “The Little Engine That Could”. I don’t own My Little pony nor the children’s story, this is a shameless parody.

In this ill-conceived crossover between Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo BoBo and Friendship Is Magic, Spike must save Equestria from the nefarious forces of Bald-lestia.

A/N: Unfamiliar with Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo BoBo? Watch some episodes here or google it for yourself.

Thanks to Kartal the Writer for some editing help!

Join Rex Steel in his adventures as he goes around Equestria being awesome. Yes, this is a troll fanfiction about me patronizing self-insert Alicorn stories. Enjoy.

Edit: Troll fanfiction is now in bold because people cannot read.