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DontWannaKnow 010093

Joined June 2012
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    What if all your dreams came true and your favorite pony appeared right in your backyard? What if it turned out to be the worst thing ever?

    Loosely based on the tumblr of the same name.

    As a side note I was very intoxicated when I wrote this. That is not an excuse for its existence, I merely say this to provide some context for those of you wondering why in god's name anyone would write this.

    First Published
    3rd Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Oct 2012

    A noble gesture by a royal guard forces Luna to confront her loneliness and her ideals of love.

    Special thanks to my hard-working editors: Not Worthy, DJ GarV the Expert, and NATO Strike.

    Cover By ~Fluffywafflez

    First Published
    7th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Sep 2012

    Despite their plan going slightly awry, the Cutie Mark Crusaders' latest venture earns Scootaloo her cutie mark...only, nobody's sure what it means. Does Twilight have the answer?

    First Published
    20th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Aug 2012

    A depressed alcoholic tries to kill himself and ends up in "crazy pastel pony world" as he calls it. He is befriended by Rarity and they do drugs together. This is a self-insert fic, just for fun. Rated teen for implied sex (no actual descriptions). If you like it please thumb it etc etc blah blah.

    First Published
    15th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Aug 2012

         Shortfic for all you "Fun Day" lovers. When Apple Bloom finally outlives her usefulness, it's up to Apple Jack and Big Macintosh to figure out what to do with her. Or, rather, how to dispose of her.

    First Published
    31st Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    31st Jul 2012

         When a powerful race of technologically advanced ponies becomes a threat, normally peaceful Equestria must marshall an army or risk annihilation. Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash are drafted into different divisions of  the new Equestrian military, hoping against hope they will come out alive and one day see eachother again. (Yup, I'm doing AppleDash shipping and a war story! This is gonna be a long one, so it's a slow starter but bear with me).

    First Published
    28th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Aug 2012

    Sequel to "A Fun Day". Pinkie Pie finds herself in a set of odd circumstances, but all she wants is to use her new catch phrase. Confusion, Chaos, Quantum improbabilities, puns, and an epic duel ensue.

    First Published
    6th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Jul 2012