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P3RROHAMBRE 030358

Joined April 2012
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    Everyone has their dark secrets or obsessions that they keep from the world, afraid that if anyone were to find out that they would be condemned and damned by society.

    But what if your dark secret was one that involved taking lives?

    Say hello to Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's favorite serial killer. Living by the code that her mentor devised  for her, she takes the lives of those that destroy others and takes care of any who falls through the cracks of the justice system.

    Life is good and it couldn't be better, at least until she is sent to Ponyville in an attempt for a normal life. She will make friends, enemies, and possibly find one that she may care for while satiating her dark urges.

    But can she maintain a normal life without revealing her true nature? Or will she be caught and destroy the ones she will come to care about?

    Can she have it all?

    An adaptation of the Showtime Series 'Dexter'. Rated T for moderate language, violence and description, and some sexual themes

    First Published
    18th May 2013
    Last Modified
    18th May 2013

    Basically a story poking fun at the ridiculous discussion of the superior console. Do you get the story? ‘Cause I don’t.

    First Published
    2nd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    2nd Apr 2013

    How many tears can you spill for a lost brother?

    A one shot fic for myself.

    Dedicated to Edward, my brother, and my best friend. R.I.P. little man.

    First Published
    10th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    10th Feb 2013

    A collab story written by CanterlotGuardian and P3RROHAMBRE.

    Derpy Hooves is the local mail-mare of Ponyville, a sister, and a pony that loves her town. When crime begins to rear its ugly head in Ponyville, Derpy of course notices and wants it to be stopped, but what do you do when no one will listen? When no one is willing to take action?

    You take matters into your own hooves.

    Taking on the persona of Mare-Do-Well, Derpy will fight crime and stop those who threaten her beloved town.

    But what starts as petty crime, Derpy will soon realize that there is something much bigger and more dangerous than she could imagine.

    Can she stop this threat? Or will she fail and doom not just Ponyville, but all of Equestria?

    Only one way to find out...

    First Published
    27th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    27th Dec 2012

    Princess Luna and Derpy Hooves are best of friends and share a love of gaming. They play, they own, and they dominate in the online gaming world. They're just freakin' awesome alright? Gaming is what brought these two together as friends but as time goes on (and Princess Celestia's antics) will this love of gaming bring them something more than they expected? Will they  become More than Gamers?

    Wrote this while I was blasted and drunk so if you hate it... I don't blame you at all. It's going to be a chapter fic so yeah, deal with it.

    Based off the Ask Princess Molestia tumblr but a bit more tame... I think?

    Rated T for alcohol, minor language, and a whole lot of sexual themes and what not. C'mon, if it's based off a  Princess Molestia tumblr  and you really don't expect sexual shit, then you need to be sent to the moon.

    First Published
    31st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013
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    It's been a week since Nightmare Night, and Twilight can't seem to free her mind of Luna ever since their unique farewell. Her starry flowing mane, her pristine teal eyes, her gleaming dark sapphire coat. It's only going to get worse for our studious mare when one night Luna shows up and has a request.

    A date. Comedy, Romance, and even some drama heading your way.

    Proof-readers :MasterJedi and DJ GarV the Expert

    Criticism is always welcomed.

    Teen rating for alcohol and adult themes.

    First Published
    25th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Sep 2012
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    We have all lost something or someone special in our lives. Some move on faster than others, and some never move on, as their life comes to a stand still. Could you smile at such loss, and continue smiling through your life, knowing that the special someone was gone forever?

    First attempt at sad fic.

    Inspired by cover pic.

    Also inspired by the song 'The Crow and The Butterfly' by Shinedown.

    First Published
    11th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Jul 2012