Gaspard the Griffin hates his job. 9-to-5 work as a Stalliongrad bank teller for minimum wage. Gets yelled at day after day after day by his boss, his coworkers, even those he calls his friends. Tartarus hath no fury like Gaspard scorned.

Rock Solid is an earth pony from Appleloosa with dreams of money, fame, and mares. Armed with a simple mind, brute strength, and surprising cunning, he aims to reach these goals by any means necessary.

"The Great and Powerful" Trixie is a down-on-her-luck street performer desperate for cash, a warm bed, and some decent food. She also knows her way around Equestria, and is more than a little handy with her illusion magic.

Pennywise is a sleazy con-mare with a penchant for stealing from the rich and giving to the needy, as well as an expert pickpocket and quite "persuasive", if you get the drift.

Pixel Byte is a bankrupt software engineer who invested a few bits in the black market of illegal computer piracy, as well as being a whiz at anything involving strategy.

What happens when these five misfits meet each other at some bar in downtown Stalliongrad?

Why, the plan for the greatest heist in Equestrian history is formed.

(Edited by That 1 Guy)

Union Jack isn't your typical teenager. His cutie mark is a goddamned petrol bomb, for Celestia's sake! This doesn't stop him from transferring from his old delinquent school to Ponyville High in hopes of a second chance. However, as he will find, even his trademark gas mask won't save him from the noxious fumes of high school drama.

Cover art by the amazing Liixa of Gaia Online.