19th Oct 2012
19th Oct 2012
Equestria is a real, living, breathing world of peace and freedom... or so its inhabitants think. But a secret lies forgotten beyond its boundaries. How will a pony react when they discover they don't really exist?
[This story has nothing to do with the movie Source Code, which had nothing to do with actual source code, which this story does. Pinkie Pie knows what I mean.]
The day I first found the portal gun, I didn't expect to discover an alien race with it. On accident. Nor did I expect to get stuck on their planet. But I'm here now, so I might as well make the most of it. Let's just hope I don't get myself killed.
Hippophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of horses. Sufferers of this fear experience undue anxiety even when a horse is known to be gentle and well trained. They usually avoid horses entirely rather than risk being kicked, bitten or thrown. They may also fear other hoofed animals such as donkeys, zebras, mules and... ponies.
Two bronies and BFFs travel to Equestria in search of their own best ponies. While things seem to go rather well at first, the two secretly non-ponies will encounter a competition they never counted on.
Will their secrets be revealed? Will their beloved ponies love them in return? And what the buck does that title mean? Read to find out!
NOTE: Sex is not included in this story. Some is implied, and the characters get rather affectionate with each other, but this is not, nor will it become, a clopfic. There are plenty of perverted jokes, though.
Derpy Hooves decides she wants to write fanfiction, and asks Twilight to be her pre reader.
This is something I made out of complete boredom. I know it's terrible. I'm just so bored that I felt like writing something that was bad on purpose.
Rated teen for Derpy's suggestive typo, just in case.
Enjoy!... or don't.