In the year 2255, mercenary groups are sent out to repair breaches in the space time continuim. One such merc from Griffin Legion finds himself caught in one of these "reality tears" and is quickly caught up in a web of deception. Can he use his wit and charm (with a pinch of badassery) to go back home? Probably not. Will he be able to withstand the extreme bitchiness that is Gilda? Highly unlikely. Will it be funny as hell? I'm coming up with a 32.33 repeating chance. Strap on your funny hats, shits about to get good.
Human in Equestria, written from the perspective of a non-brony badass mercenary. There will be killing, perhaps torture, but I will break it up with my usual humor. Going for a darker tone than my last fic, tell me how it goes.







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