1. Member Since 5th Mar, 2012
  2. offline for 3d, 5h

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Total Words: 410,842
Estimated Reading: 1 days, 3 hours

Blog Posts521

  • 2w, 2h
    FIGHT!

    I've got a new story for you all to read. It's another chimera story (my fourth one, if you haven't been counting), and it features a big ol' fight scene between the triplets and everyone's favorite Dragon Lord.* I think you'll like it.

    If you need to catch up, the earlier stories are here:

    Apex

    On the Courtship Behavior of Swamp-Dwelling Chimeras

    Let's Kill Tirek

    If you don't need to catch up, feel free to listen to the song that's been stuck in my head for the last two days:

    (Yes, I'm aware that the video is kind of dull, but given that The Chap is a somewhat artsy band, I think it might be intentional counterpoint to the song's lyrical content. Geez, that sounded pretentious, didn't it?)

    * No, Spike doesn't count. He was Dragon Lord for, like, 30 seconds.

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  • 3w, 5d
    I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again.

    I will never cease to be impressed by the fact that Ashleigh Ball's natural singing voice sounds nothing like the singing voice she gives to either Rainbow Dash or AJ.

    5 comments · 105 views
  • 3w, 6d
    Coming Soon*

    “Clearly, we need to find some way to demonstrate our superiority as a mate.”

    Irene hung her head in despair. “How are we supposed to do that? She’s got the Dragon Lands, and all we have is a swamp.”

    * By "soon," I mean, "probably sometime before the end of the month, unless real life decides to screw up my plans."

    7 comments · 137 views
  • 4w, 2d
    Just a brief reminder.

    It's been a while since I made a big deal about it, but I do have a Patreon, and if you'd like to support my carrot-stick fund, you have my great appreciation.

    1 comments · 58 views
  • 5w, 1d
    A clarification.

    After looking a few comments for the most recent chapter of Transdementia, I feel a clarification is in order, since I don't know if there will be a way to put it in the actual story without disrupting the plot.

    Sunset didn't use any mind control on Luna, and the vote wasn't rigged. She really did get more votes than Pinkie, because her supporters consisted of the kind of student who actually gives a shit about popularity contests like this. The only reason it was close at all was because Pinkie managed to convince a lot of otherwise apathetic students to take part, but it still wasn't enough.

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This story is a sequel to Let's Kill Tirek

No one has said ever said that being the Dragon Lord was easy, even under normal circumstances, but in the early days of her reign, Ember has been performing her duties admirably, walking the delicate balance of Draconian politics with aplomb. However, during a diplomatic visit to Equestria, she runs into a snag when she finds herself in the crosshairs of the lovestruck tail of the local chimera. It seems that it's not particularly wise to get between a viper and the dragon of her dreams.

Artwork by Page Turner.

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16th May 2016
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16th May 2016
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This story is a sequel to Pandelirium

Things have started to settle down since Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie were crowned as princesses of Equestria, but that doesn't mean that any semblance of normalcy will be arriving. The first major summit of Equestria's ruling princesses is cut short when a thief steals the Element of Magic and escapes to another world. However, because of Pinkie's rather unique skillset, Celestia sends her to retrieve it, rather than Twilight. But even though the other Element-bearers will be staying behind, Pinkie won't have to face this task alone....

This story is a continuation of the plotline begun in The Petriculture Cycle. The first story can be found here.

Artwork (and original story idea) by Page Turner. TV Tropes page by an unknown number of anonymous persons on the internet.

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14th Jun 2015
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23rd Apr 2016
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This story is a sequel to On the Courtship Behavior of Swamp-Dwelling Chimeras

Learning to read is rather challenging under normal circumstances, but it doesn't help when your other two heads would rather be courting or hunting. So far, though, Agatha has risen to the challenge admirably under the tutelage of Twilight Sparkle herself—or at least she did before the day she and her sisters walked into Ponyville to discover the burnt-out husk of the library tree. Worst of all, though, was that even though few of the books survived, the bastard who committed this unspeakable crime is still alive....

For now.

Artwork by Page Turner

First Published
5th Apr 2015
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5th Apr 2015
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This story is a sequel to Apex

Finding love is hard enough under normal circumstances, but it's even more complicated when you're the tail of a chimera. As much as Irene may want a fairy-tale romance, her fantasies have so far been stymied by her sisters' rather different opinions on the matter, not to mention the limited choice of species available to chimeras (well, to chimeras who want to have children, that is). However, when the orange pony with the delicious pies gets herself cornered during a delivery, she claims to be the personal friend of a dragon... and apparently, he's single!

Artwork by Page Turner.

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27th Feb 2015
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27th Feb 2015
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It’s never particularly easy being at the top of the food chain, even under normal circumstances, but Eleanor’s circumstances are hardly normal: as one-third of the chimera who prowls the fire geyser swamp south of Ponyville, the tigress must deal with all of the usual stresses that come with being an apex predator, and she has to manage two bickering sisters who simply refuse to shut up and do as they’re told. However, she and her sisters face an unexpected challenge when they come across evidence that a new predator is trying to push into their territory.

(For anyone who's concerned about the gore tag, the violence in this story is of the sort that is typical of a nature documentary. If you can handle the stuff on the Discovery Channel, you shouldn't have too much trouble with this.)

Artwork by Page Turner.

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30th May 2014
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30th May 2014
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This story is a sequel to π

After Twilight Sparkle made her biggest secret public much earlier than she'd originally planned, the lives of the Element-Bearers and their closest friends somehow managed to become even more complicated than they already were. Yet despite the flurry of all of the added activity this brings, Princess Celestia decides to undertake a particularly ambitious project: the reformation of Discord. She delegates the task to Penumbra Noctis, who, more than anypony else, can empathize with the draconequus' situation, and who is therefore best suited to showing Discord the magic of friendship. On the surface, it's a very reasonable plan.

Unfortunately, Discord has never had much patience for reason.

This is the fifth and final story in The Petriculture Cycle. Reading the first four stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

Artwork by Page Turner. TV Tropes page by an unknown number of anonymous persons on the internet.

First Published
22nd May 2013
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24th Dec 2013
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This story is a sequel to Avocation

Life in Ponyville has been relatively quiet recently, which is somewhat surprising, given that the town's librarian tried to usurp the Equestrian throne only a few months ago. Aside from the appearance of a grumpy pegasus who set up shop as a cloudsmith, the aftermath is so unnoticeable that most ponies aren't even aware that the incident happened at all. Unfortunately, all that's about to change, thanks to the return of a certain revenge-obsessed showmare....

This is the fourth story in The Petriculture Cycle; reading the first three stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

The artwork was provided by Page Turner, and the TV Tropes entry can be found here.

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2nd Mar 2013
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2nd Apr 2013
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It's been twelve years since Applejack's ascent to her current status as the Earth Goddess, Princess Mara of Equestria. In that time, she's gotten quite used to her duties, be they ceremonial, executive, or judicial in nature. But when she's called upon to rule on a particularly contentious lawsuit involving some of the most obnoxious ponies from her past, the results may end up altering the very nature of Equestrian law.

This story is a spin-off of Blue Print's Appleverse, however, it's not necessary to read his stories first (though I do recommend them for a more thorough explanation of the backstory).

Cover image by Page Turner

First Published
7th Jan 2013
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This story is a sequel to Inscape

Penumbra seeks gainful employment. Hilarity ensues.

This is the third story in The Petriculture Cycle. The TV Tropes entry can be found here.

Artwork by Page Turner.

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7th Dec 2012
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When Fluttershy received her certification as a fog specialist, she only wanted a plausible excuse to write off the expenses associated with her ground-based house on her taxes. However, when an accident in Cloudsdale sends a blanket of industrial-grade clouds rolling towards Ponyville, Fluttershy suddenly finds herself in charge of coordinating the response, mostly because she's the only fog specialist in the area. Can our heroine step up to the challenge at hoof, or will she risk facing the wrath of the Equestrian Revenue Service?

Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TVTropes page!

First Published
18th Sep 2012
Last Modified
3rd Nov 2014