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    It has been one month since the Elements of Harmony were used to trap Discord again, and it has been one month since Twilight lost one of her closest friends, the only consolation of which being that Church was finally getting some well deserved rest. At least, that is what she and the others believed. Discord, still trapped within Church's mind, has been picking away at his sanity the entire time, messing with his memories, making him forget what was real and forcing him to remember what wasn't. When he finally escapes, will Church be able to distinguish between reality and the memories Discord tampered with, or will his slim grip on reality finally give out?

    If the ponies he is led to believe are his friends are of any indication, probably the latter.

    [Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]

    - This is a sequel to the completely unjustifiably popular, My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

    - You probably will be extremely confused if you have not read that before this.

    - You probably would be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.

    - Click here to watch the series if you have not.

    - FAQ

    First Published
    5th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    22nd May 2013
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    So there I was, just minding my own business, watching my dog play outside when it happened. I hear a scream, then a splash in my pool, and then I find myself saving a naked, unconscious, rainbow-haired chick. Then she wakes up and I find my nose to be bleeding thanks to her. She keeps yelling at me, threatening to kick my ass, claiming her name is Rainbow Dash. After a very quick apology, she says that she needs to stay somewhere while she waits for her friends to get her back home. Being the idiot I am, I say yes. Of course, that only leaves me with one question. One that will haunt me for who knows how long.

    Why did I have to get stuck with worst pony?

    First Published
    1st Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    30th Jan 2013
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    Celestia invites Cthulhu over for some tea.

    First Published
    1st Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Nov 2012
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    My name is Applejack. I don't have much time to explain a lot on account of my situation, so I'll give you the basics. Once every year, Granny Smith locks herself in the barn with a chess board for a few hours and comes out drained. And I just don't mean a little bit, I mean a lot. Her mind, body and soul always seem to be injured during those few hours, but never said why.

    This year was different. This year it was because she never came out. Y'see, from a young age Granny Smith had convinced my siblings and I that our parents had died in an accident. I always had my doubts - nay, hopes - that my parents were not truly dead and were just missing.

    When I finds out their true fate, however, I sorta wish that they were dead. Not because of something they did that lead me to hate them, but because of where they are. They, now with Granny Smith as well, are being held captive and for all I know tortured by an evil demon. But it ain't just a regular demon. It's a demon master. Whatever that is. Not only is he a demon master, but he feeds off of pain and suffering, innocent and guilty alike.

    His name is Lord Loss.

    First Published
    18th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    18th Sep 2012

    When a spell by Twilight Sparkle brings the Achievement Hunter crew to Equestria what will happen? Will the crew be able to help ponies with their problems, or will they just get angry at each other during the process? Will Michael and Ray befriend the ponies? Will Gavin try to spoil Michael's time? Will Geoff ever get home? Will Jack's beard grow any longer? Find out in Achievement Hunter in Equestria!

    Stats:

    Achievements Unlocked - 11/??

    Gamerscore - 280/750

    First Published
    15th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    24th Apr 2013

    Pinkie Pie invites her friends over with the promise of one of the greatest meals of all time. When they get there, however, it is revealed that Pinkie is not the one that is cooking, but rather two tall creatures who occasionally squawk like birds.

    And they're about to permanently change the friendship game.

    Wachu know about love and tolerance, hater?

    First Published
    26th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    26th Jul 2012
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    Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Naturally, he hits it to make it work. Only him hitting it did not fix his problem, but rather it introduced a new one. The instant he hit his computer, he was propelled backwards into an oddly colorful world. But he's not going to let being in a different world stop him from doing his job. Now it's time to step up his reviewing skills for his greatest review ever: Equestria.

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    Warning: This fic may contain humor most find snide, snarky and sarcastic, and if you don't like it, bugger off.

    Zero Punctuation belongs to the Escapist Magazine.

    Cover image by: SkiddleZIzKewl

    First Published
    2nd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Feb 2013
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    What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

    [Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]

    - The first chapter is the end of the ninth season. I put it there just to ease the flow of the story.

    - You will probably be extremely confused if you have not seen the last two seasons of Red vs Blue.

    - You will probably be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.

    - I placed a series of hyphens to show when the story becomes my own work during the prologue.

    - Click here to watch the series if you have not.

    - FAQ

    Uploaded to FimFiction: Monday, March 5th, 2011 at 2:30 PM.

    Uploaded to RvBfics: Monday, March 26th, 2011 at 11:50 PM.

    Linked on Bungie.net: Saturay, March 31st, 2011 at 3:29 AM.

    Proofread/Edited By - Pissfer

    Current Title Image:

    The Group by ~Butts-are-Nice

    Past Title Images:

    Caboose and Pinkie by ~SarahWidiyanti

    Caboose and Pinkie by ~Farore769

    Church and Twilight by ~Farore769

    Dramatic Readings:

    ShadowflashMLP

    Fan Art:

    Caboose's Drawing by ~Depressing Rain

    First Published
    5th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Mar 2013

    Arthur Dent finally discovered the ultimate question, but with knowledge comes a heavy burden. Arthur had a bounty placed on his head by an unknown being, and soon, the Heart of Gold was under attack. In a panic, Ford hit the Infinite Improbability Drive and sent the crew hurling towards the atmosphere of a known, yet unknown planet. Shipwrecked, they need to find their way back to the space they are not completely used to, yet not entirely unfamiliar with.

    First Published
    4th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Mar 2012