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An angry old stallion frustrates the citizens of Ponyville with his insulting, cantankerous ways.  Nopony can stand him, including Princess Twilight and her circle of friends.  All the while, Fluttershy quietly looks on.

First Published
13th Jul 2014
Last Modified
13th Jul 2014

Flash Sentry returns home to Ponyville after a lengthy tour of duty in the Crystal Kingdom.

He is not alone.

First Published
10th Jul 2014
Last Modified
10th Jul 2014

"Do you understand the price of disobedience?  Find the pieces.  Retrieve the pieces.  You have two hours.  Do not disobey."

First Published
17th Jun 2014
Last Modified
17th Jun 2014

In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe.

It's pretty snazzy.

Cover art by xioade.

There is no beginning and no ending; only hoodies and the poni poni poni that fill them.

First Published
13th May 2014
Last Modified
5th Aug 2014

There's a crisis in Ponyville.  Some mysterious magic is turning everything into fashion nightmares.  But never mind that.

Rainbow Dash is stuck in a dress, and she desperately needs a place to crash and wait out the spell.  Where else than on Applejack's couch?

First Published
27th Apr 2014
Last Modified
27th Apr 2014

Scootaloo spends an afternoon out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

Cover art generously drawn by Zaponator.

First Published
6th Apr 2014
Last Modified
6th Apr 2014

A group of ponies experience a breakdown on their morning commute.

First Published
4th Apr 2014
Last Modified
4th Apr 2014

A.K. Yearling has writer's block.

Perhaps her pony friends can help her.

First Published
20th Mar 2014
Last Modified
20th Mar 2014

Diamond Tiara lives a perfect life.  She can spot weakness in anypony from a mile away.  Almost too well.

Special thanks to PropMaster for both the story idea and the prereading.

First Published
26th Feb 2014
Last Modified
26th Feb 2014

It was only a few days ago when I lost my voice and Fluttershy had to sing in my place with the Ponytones.  Then, just the other mornin', Rarity's asked me out to a big fancy dinner in downtown Ponyville.  What could this mean?  Have I done somethin' wrong?  Is she finally kickin' me out of the quartet?  Or, even worse, could an elegant unicorn like that actually be interested in a stallion like me?

I ain't no good at reading ponies, and I'm even worse at speakin' my thoughts out loud.  Rarity is a nice, elegant lady, and I'd be a plum fool to hurt her feelings.  Still, the truth's gotta come out somehow.  There's only one mare in this-here town who strikes my fancy, and it ain't her.

Based on an idea given to me by Propmaster.

First Published
21st Feb 2014
Last Modified
21st Feb 2014