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Vinyl Scratch and Octavia get stuck halfway through riding Sparkle Mountain at the Harmonic Kingdom.

But it's okay.  Surely they will be reimbursed for their Fast Passes.

...surely.

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12th May 2015
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As it turns out, not all I do is make music.  I actually have a pretty decent talent making plush pony dolls on the side.  It brings in good bits... on occasion, such as this one time a little baby dragon commissioned me into crafting him a white unicorn with a blue mane to snuggle with at night.

Then one day, about a week later, I suddenly found myself with more clients.  Like... a lot more clients.

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22nd Apr 2015
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Every new initiate to Starlight Glimmer's town has to spend the first week with the founder in her cottage.  There's a deep dark secret to this, of course.  Fluttershy's about to find out the hard way.

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10th Apr 2015
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This is a story about ponies.  Ponies, grammar implosions, and panty raids:

A filly was going ride a crop the grass(?) region.

"Be wary of the left cleft!" globbled Rainbow.

But Twilight Spapes was far too busy to heeg'm.

(Cover art courtesy of Swan Song.)

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2nd Apr 2015
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This story is a sequel to Nuzzle Locked

While enjoying Movie Night out with the girls, Twilight Sparkle discovers what it feels like to snuggle somepony.  She then makes the logical next step: attempting to distill cuddles into portable, consumable form.  Rainbow Dash just happens to be the test subject... erm... f-for science, of course.

Cover Art by Captainpudgemuffin

This Completes the Pudge Pony Nuzzling Trilogy

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1st Mar 2015
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1st Mar 2015
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Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh spend the day gathering supplies for Apple Bloom's birthday party.  This is a good thing.

This may or may not have been written for Jake the Army Guy.

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22nd Feb 2015
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22nd Feb 2015
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Queen Chrysalis and her horde of changelings have invaded Equestria, and all ponydom is doom.  But buck that noise.  Pinkie and Maud Pie need to win Rainbow Dash a Daring Do plushie.

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12th Feb 2015
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It's a beautiful day in Ponyville.  Then again, every day is a beautiful day for Derpy Hooves.

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27th Jan 2015
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This story is a sequel to Everypony Cuddles, Sometimes

Twilight Sparkle banishes Rainbow Dash to the Cuddle Zone.  Granted, her aim was a bit off.

Cover art by CaptainPudgeMuffin

First Published
23rd Jan 2015
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Do you need to know what texture an apple's skin has to be in order to be sure that it's ripe?  There's an app. for that!  Ever wondered how many apples it would take to fill the cement foundation of a skating rink?  There's an app. for that too!  Ever felt like having an adoracute hologram with orange freckles that you could summon at any moment to chat with you in a charming country accent?  Well...

When Twilight Sparkle donates a bunch of crystalline "smart-watches" to the citizens of Ponyville, she unwittingly includes a free download of a holographic Applejack with each prototype.  Now the entire town is enamored with utilizing their helpful little neighborhood apple pony.  The only thing is... would the real Applejack approve of all this?

Cover art by Fozzywig

First Published
23rd Jan 2015
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23rd Jan 2015