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Scootaloo spends an afternoon out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

Cover art generously drawn by Zaponator.

First Published
6th Apr 2014
Last Modified
6th Apr 2014

A group of ponies experience a breakdown on their morning commute.

First Published
4th Apr 2014
Last Modified
4th Apr 2014

A.K. Yearling has writer's block.

Perhaps her pony friends can help her.

First Published
20th Mar 2014
Last Modified
20th Mar 2014

Diamond Tiara lives a perfect life.  She can spot weakness in anypony from a mile away.  Almost too well.

Special thanks to PropMaster for both the story idea and the prereading.

First Published
26th Feb 2014
Last Modified
26th Feb 2014

It was only a few days ago when I lost my voice and Fluttershy had to sing in my place with the Ponytones.  Then, just the other mornin', Rarity's asked me out to a big fancy dinner in downtown Ponyville.  What could this mean?  Have I done somethin' wrong?  Is she finally kickin' me out of the quartet?  Or, even worse, could an elegant unicorn like that actually be interested in a stallion like me?

I ain't no good at reading ponies, and I'm even worse at speakin' my thoughts out loud.  Rarity is a nice, elegant lady, and I'd be a plum fool to hurt her feelings.  Still, the truth's gotta come out somehow.  There's only one mare in this-here town who strikes my fancy, and it ain't her.

Based on an idea given to me by Propmaster.

First Published
21st Feb 2014
Last Modified
21st Feb 2014

Stephen of the Magneting fate hero must from piloting Six Elemental ponies throw deep into the Oatlantis to retrieve the Demon Lance and vomit out to witches Burning Angel before it destroys Equestria, and all verse ponies make great missionary position song to prevent terrifying blood death.

First Published
18th Feb 2014
Last Modified
18th Feb 2014

When a freak science experiment at Twilight's library zaps Rainbow Dash with temporary aphasia, it's up to Applejack to get her a cure.

First Published
16th Feb 2014
Last Modified
16th Feb 2014

.my name is charon, ferrypony of the underworld.

.it is my task to carry the souls of the dead into the darkness beyond.

.this is a necessary burden, one that i took up at the cost of my own spiritual tranquility.

.and i will not sleep, nor will i taste the soothing kiss of oblivion, until the last pony is ferried.

First Published
7th Feb 2014
Last Modified
7th Feb 2014

Since their first day being Power Ponies, Spike's marefriends have returned to Canterlot's House of Enchanted Comics for more adventures.  One afternoon, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are enjoying a supertastic escapade as Radiance, Mistress Marevelous, and Zapp.  The number one written rule of these enchanted comics is simple: the fantasy will not end until the narrative plays itself out.  One problem, though.  For this particular "adventure" to end, it's written that Mistress Marevelous and Zapp must kiss.  Passionately.

First Published
25th Jan 2014
Last Modified
25th Jan 2014

A pony returns to Ponyville on Hearth's Warming Eve.  Amidst the snow and festivities, he runs into a curious mare wallowing by her lonesome, and he does his best to cheer her up.  Together, both ponies learn that no chance meeting is ever an accident, for there is love beyond what lingers.

First Published
24th Dec 2013
Last Modified
24th Dec 2013