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This is my roommate, Octavia, or "Tavi" for short.  She likes vintage red wine, soft pillows, and long walks on the beach.  But, more than anything, she loves music.  She loves it with a passion that radiates with every burning color of the spectrum.

Each day I spend with her... or without her, I learn a little bit more about life, about the sick beat to which we all dance, whether we know it or not.  I hope you don't mind if I say a few things about her.  Just a few things.  One can learn a lot from Tavi.

After all, she saved my life.


Playlist - Because Even Original Things Aren't Original

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This story is a sequel to Dying to Get There

MOOSE CENSUS BEGINS.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A FULL ENUMERATION OF ALL EQUESTRIAN CAPREOLINAE IS UNDERWAY.

To any normal citizen of Equestria, the secondary headline of the Canterlot Times is just filler to make the front page look denser and more important.  To Special Agent Sweetie Drops, however, it's the beginning of a new task... and the nightmares to follow...

The Moose Is Loose.

Special thanks to Zaponator and Titanium Dragon.

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This story is a sequel to Y'allin'

Actually, this has nothing to do with tomahawks... or missiles.  But Rarity almost wishes that it did, for it would distract her from how ardently she looks forward to these afternoon tea parties with Rainbow Dash.

(Awwww hell)

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While welcoming a foreign dignitary to Princess Twilight's Palace, Applejack refers to the single monarch as "Y'all."  This, of course, causes the entire Kingdom of Equestria to explode into flames.

Okay, maybe not explode into flames, but it could happen... right?  Just ask Twilight...

Meh.

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Vinyl Scratch and Octavia get stuck halfway through riding Sparkle Mountain at the Harmonic Kingdom.

But it's okay.  Surely they will be reimbursed for their Fast Passes.

...surely.

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As it turns out, not all I do is make music.  I actually have a pretty decent talent making plush pony dolls on the side.  It brings in good bits... on occasion, such as this one time a little baby dragon commissioned me into crafting him a white unicorn with a blue mane to snuggle with at night.

Then one day, about a week later, I suddenly found myself with more clients.  Like... a lot more clients.

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Every new initiate to Starlight Glimmer's town has to spend the first week with the founder in her cottage.  There's a deep dark secret to this, of course.  Fluttershy's about to find out the hard way.

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This is a story about ponies.  Ponies, grammar implosions, and panty raids:

A filly was going ride a crop the grass(?) region.

"Be wary of the left cleft!" globbled Rainbow.

But Twilight Spapes was far too busy to heeg'm.

(Cover art courtesy of Swan Song.)

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This story is a sequel to Nuzzle Locked

While enjoying Movie Night out with the girls, Twilight Sparkle discovers what it feels like to snuggle somepony.  She then makes the logical next step: attempting to distill cuddles into portable, consumable form.  Rainbow Dash just happens to be the test subject... erm... f-for science, of course.

Cover Art by Captainpudgemuffin

This Completes the Pudge Pony Nuzzling Trilogy

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Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh spend the day gathering supplies for Apple Bloom's birthday party.  This is a good thing.

This may or may not have been written for Jake the Army Guy.

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22nd Feb 2015
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22nd Feb 2015