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Princess Luna tripped and fell while dreamwalking, causing the night visions of everypony in Equestria to merge with one another.  Now it's up to Twilight and her friends to group up in the dreamscape and "kick" the Princess of the Night awake.

It's okay, though.  They've done this before.

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28th Sep 2014
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28th Sep 2014

WHURRRRRRR!  CL-CLAKK!  Cht-Cht-Chtunkka-Tch!  Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Crkk-Crkk-Chtung!  Hissssssssss

Beep beep beep beep-Ding!

Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK!  Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK!  Wreeeeeeeeeee CLANK!  Clakka-THUNK!  Whirrrr-Schlmmmp!  Pffffffffft...

One week, Applejack saves Rarity's life.  To show her thanks and generosity, Rarity buys Applejack a brand new Crystal Powered Servomatic Apple Loader 4000.

Ponyville is so doomed.

Cover Art by Zaponator

Special thanks to Floydien Slip and Pilate.

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26th Sep 2014
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26th Sep 2014

An angry old stallion frustrates the citizens of Ponyville with his insulting, cantankerous ways.  Nopony can stand him, including Princess Twilight and her circle of friends.  All the while, Fluttershy quietly looks on.

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13th Jul 2014
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13th Jul 2014

Flash Sentry returns home to Ponyville after a lengthy tour of duty in the Crystal Kingdom.

He is not alone.

First Published
10th Jul 2014
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10th Jul 2014

"Do you understand the price of disobedience?  Find the pieces.  Retrieve the pieces.  You have two hours.  Do not disobey."

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17th Jun 2014
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17th Jun 2014

In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe.

It's pretty snazzy.

Cover art by xioade.

There is no beginning and no ending; only hoodies and the poni poni poni that fill them.

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13th May 2014
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19th Sep 2014

There's a crisis in Ponyville.  Some mysterious magic is turning everything into fashion nightmares.  But never mind that.

Rainbow Dash is stuck in a dress, and she desperately needs a place to crash and wait out the spell.  Where else than on Applejack's couch?

First Published
27th Apr 2014
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27th Apr 2014

Scootaloo spends an afternoon out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

Cover art generously drawn by Zaponator.

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6th Apr 2014
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6th Apr 2014

A group of ponies experience a breakdown on their morning commute.

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4th Apr 2014
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4th Apr 2014

A.K. Yearling has writer's block.

Perhaps her pony friends can help her.

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20th Mar 2014
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