[2nd Person] [Silent Protagonist] [Pinkie Pie] [Romance]

After retiring from your music career as a talented musician in Canterlot, you move to Ponyville to live out your days in peace and tranquility. However, when a certain pink party pony forcibly involves herself in your life, you wonder how you're going to survive this onslaught of randomness, her obsession with parties, and why she can't keep her hooves off your hat.

Rated T for Mild Language, Suggestive Situations, and Black Top Hats.

Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?

WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D

Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.

AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?

Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student (And someone who likes to swim in junkyards, that disgusting freak...) that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

LET'S FIND OUT!

Caution: Princess Celestia is a trademark of Equestria everywhere. Bikini Not Included.

AN: This is part of a collab called PonyFall, which each author is required to take one pony from the Equestria unvierse and place her into the human world, within the self-insert's care. Yes, this is a self-insert... somewhat. Every author in the collab is required to do this. And honestly? I vowed never to do self-inserts ever again, and this was 6 years ago...

...Buuuut I made an exception since this is a collab. It's been awhile.

Rated T: Violence, stabbing muffins with a fork, unnecessary poking, and some rule 34 of a fan and a paper shredder (I'm kidding)

And yes, since this is a human fic, I want you guys to be honest with the criticism. Please don't "Ooh, it's an over-done human fic so I'm gonna thumb it down" sorta deal, I ask that you at least give it a chance, especially since every other collab author is doing the same thing.

Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405

But enough of my ramblings, enjoy!

Image by: johnjoseco

AN2: Holy crap, #5 in the Featured List! Yes yes yes! Thank you all for supporting the fic!

AN3: #3 now!? Good fucking lord, you guys are crazy! O_O

AN4: NUMBER TWO!? THE HELL! I'm giving you all an internet if it keeps going like this! x_x

AN5: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/snumberone.jpg/

I... this is impossible... inconceivable... just... my god... *faints*

What would it be like to see in Fluttershy's dreams? A field of flowers? A trek of wildlife having a happy time? A picnic for her friends? Yes, that sounds like Fluttershy's dreams alright...

...But not all is what it seems, as her dreams take a dark, and twisted, turn.

AN: This is another short fic I made out of some small spare time. I just want the readers to know: I did this for fun and curiosity. So please, don't be upset with what you read. I hope yall can give an honest opinion about it. Thank you.

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Naruto's life has been taken, and is given a second chance at life due to certain circumstances... However, what he didn't realize, is that he would be living in a world of ponies and magic, not in his own world. Will Naruto learn to put his past life behind, and accept his new life? Or will he go insane, stab himself in the head, squat down sucking his thumb, and yelling for his mommy? Let's find out!

AN: This is my first time writing both, a cross-over fic, and a MLP: FIM fic. So hopefully, this will be rather entertaining to work with, and will help me learn a thing or two about the pony universe, I'm sure.

Rated T for blood, violence, and a bunch of ponies screaming Yankee Pony Had a Farm. You'll have to find out... Gets slow in the beginning, but comes up to speed in the second chapter.

AN2: I've been getting a lot of questions, asking when in the Naruto timeline that our young blonde hero lost his life in. I didn't think it was necessary, but I'll go ahead and say it; This took place after Gaara was rescued, but before Naruto met Sai. It was probably the only point in time where Naruto doesn't have all these humongous powers, so it would give me plenty of room to work with. I don't want to make him overpowered after all, or else the fic would get rather boring to write... But that's my opinion.

At least, I hope it's not boring to the viewers. That's the #1 thing I intend to avoid doing.

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