Sunset Shimmer once wanted to return to Equestria, but only at the head of a brainwashed teenager army. Thirty moons after the Element of Magic foiled her ploy, she finds herself back there nevertheless, confronting a Canterlot much different from the one she left behind.
What's different there, you ask? For starters, Pinkie Pie finds her.
Sunset Shimmer has a problem, and she just can't seem to get rid of her.
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Shouts out to Burraku_Pansa for proofreading this for me.