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Argembarger 0246

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    The life of a struggling artist always has its perks, but for Kristen, those perks were becoming scarcer by the day. Slaving under brutal employers for just enough of a pittance to pay her rent, she swore she would, one day, make a change in her life. She would be successful. She would be happy. She would find love, and earn her happily-ever-after.

    Who would have thought that her favorite cartoon would show her the way?

    First Published
    12th Nov 2012
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    12th Nov 2012

    Wherein shipping ensues.

    First Published
    24th Jun 2012
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    13th Oct 2012

    wrote this in less than 30 minutes for a eqd prereader prompt share-a-thon

    started @ 11:36 PM ended @ 11:59 PM

    it's about pinkie and discord lol thanks

    darkness

    First Published
    16th Jun 2012
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    16th Jun 2012

    Twist is a complex filly with simple needs. When circumstance prevents her from fulfilling her desires, things can get quite chaotic for everypony around her.

    A tale of rivalry, thirst, and shameless corporate tie-ins.

    First Published
    1st Jun 2012
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    1st Jun 2012
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    A mixed bag of speedfics.

    These are dumb and awful in almost every conceivable way.

    I don't know what you're doing here, either.

    [On Hiatus] used unironically, here. I might post more. Maybe. Someday. Who knows?

    First Published
    23rd May 2012
    Last Modified
    26th Jun 2012
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    I need a snappy phrase to lure in readers. Rainbow Dash grows seven butts! Hilarity ensues! Fluttershy gains the confidence to kick Snips and Snails in the face! Rarity eats a dress! But seriously, I'm trying to think of what kind of description would be best for a story like this... And the snappy stuff I just wrote will show up on the main page and attract thousands of readers, so now I'm safe to think up the actual description. I suppose I could do the obvious thing and make excuses, tell the reader that this story is supposed to be stupid and not to be taken seriously, but I think that would be disingenuous as hell, and condescending to boot. The reader doesn't need their hand held. (Actually, they probably do. Readers are flighty and easily confused.) They should (in a perfect world, which this is not,) be able to tell from the content of a story whether or not it is meant to be taken seriously. Driving home the point just makes you seem like you don't have any confidence or initiative as an artist. You have to take risks, sometimes. So I think the best description for a pure meta-fic would be a self-referential description. A transcript of my thoughts while trying to come up with a meta-description for a meta-fic. And this was it. You just read the description for a meta-fic. I hope it excited you and made you want to continue reading the story, because that is the purpose of a description.

    First Published
    19th May 2012
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    19th May 2012

    Once upon a time, I wrote a fanfiction--and this is that one.

    First Published
    15th May 2012
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    15th May 2012

    based on this thing by this guy.

    slice of life story of a pony and pony adventures.

    may contain blisters.

    First Published
    12th May 2012
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    12th May 2012

    a have to writ a stonry for fanffinction with ponneis so I did it with this a one for you

    in it thes ponesi go to canterot for fvun and ponies

    First Published
    10th May 2012
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    10th May 2012

    It was a day like any other day, and yet, it wasn't.

    First Published
    6th Feb 2012
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    6th Feb 2012