Oh lord, what was I ON when I was writing this?

I wrote this in March of 2012, before the release of A Canterlot Wedding.  Before we knew ANYTHING about what would happen with it.

Originally written in a chatbox on a forum.  Translated to >greentext after written, posted as "If I Wrote the Two-Part Season Finale..." on the Colorado Bronies forum.  Translated from >greentext to an actual story JUST FOR YOU!

Rated T for some language.