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The Spitfire Redneck 766124

Joined January 2012
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    The Spitfire Redneck's Stories (7)

    • PonyFall: Mile High Apple Pie
      SHTF Applejack along with the rest of the mane 6 and then some end up on earth.

      28,145 words · 1,715 views · 225 likes · 9 dislikes
    • All Brawn No Brain
      Snowflake, is he really what most ponies think he is?
      1,224 words · 397 views · 36 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Yellow Butterflies
      Rainbow Dash is a mother at heart. One-Shot
      4,024 words · 669 views · 37 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Business is Good
      Flint Easthoof, resident Hard Cider smuggler of Ponyville. Want a drink?
      12,139 words · 653 views · 28 likes · 2 dislikes
    • My Little Jackie
      5,236 words · 817 views · 28 likes · 3 dislikes
    • A Flight to Remember
      4,697 words · 506 views · 12 likes · 1 dislikes
    • One Less Apple in the Bushel
      1,654 words · 255 views · 4 likes · 0 dislikes
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    Wolves.

    At one time, the world was filled with them, long before Equestria was formed. Terrifying and misunderstood, though deadly all the same, they ruled the woodlands of old. That was- until they disappeared.

    Now, they are nothing but legendary, mythical creatures, only talked about in whispers around a crackling campfire, or on a dark and stormy night. Though these tales are just fiction, right? These creatures never existed...

    But that's the thing about ghost stories. Sometimes, a title can have more meaning than one is used to.

    Now, Twilight Sparkle and her friends will discover secrets long forgotten, as her and her friends, save for Rainbow Dash, literally become legends of claws and teeth. Loyalty will be tested, as will the notion of what's truly 'natural', and what it takes to survive.

    And the only two princesses who can help them have fallen asleep on the job.

    First Published
    1st May 2013
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    20th May 2013
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    Equestria has been home to numerous popular television shows in the past; Hay's Anatomy, Doctor Whooves, Star Trot. All of these shows have had massive successes, and fandoms of varying size and reputation. However, there was one show in particular that sparked the hearts of millions of ponies, spawning an unlikely following of mares of all ages... a show primarily meant for little colts.

    Lyra was just an ordinary mare before she found the show. Now, she's an ordinary mare with an obsession for humans, like thousands upon thousands of other human fans. So when a summoning spell goes wrong, what will Lyra do when she finds a human in her kitchen? How will the rest of the fandom react to his existence, akin to how humans would react if a pony showed up in their world? Being a pony fan himself, how does Anon interact with the situation? How do the two fandoms combine with one-another and ultimately affecting the other's physical realm?

    First Published
    12th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    12th Apr 2013
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    This is where volunteering for things gets you.

    First Published
    29th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Oct 2012
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    Spacetime accidents-

    A foreign invasion-

    Friends with stuff to haul-

    The new 2013 Applejack can handle all this and more!

    First Published
    17th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Dec 2012

    The ninth story in The Journey of Graves.

    Graves is gone, departed for parts unknown without so much as a backwards glance.  A quick farewell and a cold goodbye is all the marshal left before severing every tie he ever had to Ponyville, including those with Rarity.

    Why? He's a soldier and it was obvious he'd one day have to leave. But the way he left, so abruptly, even callously... it just doesn't seem right. Could it be that there's something more to his departure than meets the eye? Or are thoughts like that merely fancy and wishful thinking? To find the truth, Rarity and the girls start down a long, winding road that will hopefully bring the grey eyed soldier back. Hopefully.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    18th May 2013

    Five very different ponies. Five tales of bravery, leadership, and valor. These are the accounts collected in the wake of the War for Saddle Arabia, the three-year-long conflict between the arid country and Equestria. From the waters of the Northern Sea to the Al-Sakkaran Valley, from the Siege of Zakirabad to the Fall of Naghdad, this diaries encompasses all the major battles, tactics, and stories of one of the longest, bloodiest wars in Equestrian history. From Captain Shining Armor, PFC Big Macintosh, Major Rainbow Dash, Lance Corporal Jonathan Hawk, and Naghdad resident Agara Sul-Mulawi, these are the Saddle Arabia Diaries.

    Image source: http://totallynotabronyfim.deviantart.com/art/The-Saddle-Arabia-Diaries-348512115

    First Published
    14th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    17th Apr 2013
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    Rarity has always been Ponyville's most elegant and fashionable resident. Her generosity knows no bounds, but what caused her to have such aspirations of fame and glamour? Sometimes to find the answers, you need to go beyond surface deep.

    First Published
    7th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Mar 2012
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    Featherweight has had a crush on Scootaloo for as long as he can remember, but he never did anything about it. That is, until the fateful day where he is given the challenge to kiss her before nightfall.

    First Published
    25th May 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Jan 2013

    Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash awake to find themselves in a mysterious, compromising position.  It's up to the brilliant mind of Twilight to deduce what series of events led them to this.

    This story has a sequel entitled Twilight Holmes: Sabotage After Sunset.

    Written for the Annual Twidash Contest.

    Dramatic reading Part One and Part Two!

    Let's Read blog by bookplayer here!

    First Published
    16th Jan 2013
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    16th Jan 2013
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    When Spitfire finds herself grounded on the team injured list just before a show in Manehatten, she prepares for her life to crumble around her.  The experience leads her to come across Rainbow Dash, temporarily managing the Manehatten weather teams.  The two fliers will discover that sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest ones.

    Edited by the wonderful Taxus, Sorren, and Sojourner.

    I do my own cover art.

    First Published
    23rd Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    20th May 2013