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Dirty Bit 1355104

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    Dirty Bit's Stories (13)

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    The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive?  Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anypony actually cares anymore. So, everypony, sit back and relax as Nightmare Moon plays some smooth jazz. Admit it, you're picturing Nightmare playing the sax.

    It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

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    Cover art used with permission of Madmax

    Edited by the incredibly awesomazing IceOfWaterflock

    First Published
    25th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    19th Jun 2013

    I wasn't supposed to be where I was now.  Or at least that's what the light in my dream said to me.  I was supposed to be a "creator of worlds" it said.  I was to create fate or something like that, and manage the lives of millions.  But what can I do in a world that doesn't need saving?  What can I build with the tool gun to change my fate?  But more importantly, why was I chosen to wield such power over said gun?

    (Thank you myhe01 for cover art!)

    (Special thanks to my EPIC Proof-reader and Editor ultra1437)

    First Published
    6th Jun 2013
    Last Modified
    16th Jun 2013
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    After a particularly bad day, Spike wishes on a star that ponies would appreciate him more.

    Against all odds, his wish comes true, but he wakes up with a new set of scales, an unnecessarily complex new name and the ability to make every event end in his favour. In the midst of everpony fanatically loving him, Spike realises that the appreciation he is recieving is not the kind he wished for.

    A character becomes a Mary Sue scenario, rated T for mild swearing and sex related humour, nothing too bad to start all though it will get a bit more risque.

    Will not contain any shipping/cloppery despite romance tag, all of the romance will be one sided.

    The Vector for the cover is by SirLeandrea (http://sirleandrea.deviantart.com/) on DA, check him out or I'll kill off Fluttershy, Derpy and Vinyl Scratch.

    First Published
    21st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Mar 2013
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    Discord is bored with everything since he decided to be good for the sake of his friendship with Fluttershy. However, he begins to hear rumors of a being with a chaotic nature similar to his own. So, on a whim, he goes to meet this being with the hopes of easing his boredom. Just what will he find when discovers the legendary holy sword, Excalibur, deep within the caves of England? Perhaps more than he bargained for.

    First Published
    31st May 2013
    Last Modified
    31st May 2013

    Who doesn't love a good snarkfest after completely and totally making your adventure go FUBAR (by choice or on accident)?  Professor Kokonoe does and at Princess Celestia's suggestion, decides to teach Princess Luna to host an Equestrian version of her hit show.

    Who will laugh?  Who will cry?  Will someone actually learn something, and most importantly, will there be SNACKS?!  All these questions and more will (possibly) be answered in...

    Assist me!! Princess Luna!

    *NOTE:  This is an MLP/Blazblue crossover... sorta.

    First Published
    27th May 2013
    Last Modified
    4th Jun 2013

    The second installment of my Jak and Daxter Trilogy.

    After the Rift Gate was destroyed, Jak must accept Equestria as his new home. A new evil begins to spread, and our hero finds himself in a battle he may not be able to win

    First Published
    5th Jun 2013
    Last Modified
    5th Jun 2013

    This is a Doctor Who crossover (as if that wasn't already obvious), so if you don't like Doctor Who, turn back now and take some time to think about why you could possibly hate such an awesome show.

    Warning: This story ignores all canon after The Return of Harmony. If you comment about it disregarding season 2 or 3 canon, I'm deleting your comment.

    Originally written for the birthday of our Mistress of Clop, Twilightclopple!

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    David Tennant is clearly the best doctor. This is a fact that is undisputed, and everyone who thinks otherwise is off their rocker (unless you like Tom Baker the most. That's cool too!). In this story, best doctor falls into Equestria, meets the best golden thing in the whole damn universe, and the two quickly become the best of friends.

    But will the strains of time travel get to Spitfire, or will she rise up to the challenge and prove the best companion the doctor has had yet?

    First Published
    24th May 2013
    Last Modified
    26th May 2013

    Through luck and foresight King Sombra has managed to avoid the grave, but just barely. At the cost of much of his magical powers and his whole kingdom. With nothing, but his life, to lose he decides to make a daring gambit by infiltrating Ponyville and exacting his revenge from within.

    With no formal spy training and little experience socializing with the common pony Sombra find's himself bumbling in his attempt to take over the town. With no base of power and little to his name Sombra finds himself losing the fight before it has started until a cross-eyed pagasus offers too help him. Now, in order to conquer Ponyville he must first conquer the home of Derpy Hooves, which may be his greatest challenge yet.

    (An idea that came from a joke I made on a Facebook thread and I just decided to run with it. This story isn't high on my priority list, but if a few people like it I'll try to make an update for it something within the month. It's labeled comedy, but I'm not a funny person, sorry. Still looking for a cover image too.)

    First Published
    18th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    21st May 2013

    Scootaloo missed out on being adopted. Again.

    Or did she?

    A surprise visit shows Scootaloo that parents can come in all shapes and forms. They can be cute and cuddly and pony-like... or they can be Muay Thai Deathgods. Either way, she's bound to have fun.

    Warning: Random. Trigger Word: Random. Do not read if not like: Random.

    Warning 2: Might contain an actual plot. No promises.

    First Published
    22nd May 2013
    Last Modified
    22nd May 2013
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    What happened to Yuri Nakamura after she graduated from the Afterlife School? Well read to find out.

    First Published
    14th May 2013
    Last Modified
    14th May 2013